FADEIN...
John is relaxing on a couch, he sits there wearing a Judas Priest t-shirt and some blue jeans. He is relaxed head laid back on the edging of the couch. John lifts his head up, folding his hands in his lap, he looks at the camera and beings to speak.
DOE: Let's rehash, I share a victory with a drug addicted moron, Cruise? Agreed. If he wasn't so hyped up on pot he may have logically thought not to tackle both of us out of a Christmas Tree Lot, then it would have been even simpler for me to defeat him.
You on the other hand, while you have been on your ass doing sh-t the last two months practically, have nothing to say. PERIOD. You shoot at the mouth about a match in a Christmas Tree lot as though we were holding hands screaming Come All Ye Faithful. WRONG.
I was in the blistering cold, wrestling four other guys in a practically hard core match. No nice beautiful ring that gives a bit of cushion when you land on it. No, a hard asphalt ice covered tundra of trees, Cameron.
Oh yes, I know, its nothing, trust me, it was just a few bumps and bruises. Nothing big. All the while you are pampered like sultan eating Cashews in a warm arena.
I think that makes me a little more, conditioned for the occasion, Cammy.
But hell, you had a title defense; you held the title the longest in its history. We aren't in New Era anymore, Cameron. We had a merger; you faced a bunch of New Era guys to be a long reigning champ. Now, we are WFW: NEW, new people, new matches, entirely different system, Cam.
And since that merger, since we came back into the swing of things, all you have to say is that you are to be congratulated because you wrestled ONE GUY? You defended your belt, ONE TIME.
But it was at the beginning of the merger, that's not normally done. Congratulations Cameron, you did something. You f-cking did something once in your career. You made f-cking history.
Then again it was against Minon, and since then you have been out of the picture. Like a figment of my very imagination, you won and poof you are gone. So, here we are title defense number two Cruise, and it's against me.
And you know what happens?
POOF AGAIN.
Except this time its not you that suddenly vanishes like David Copperfield, its that belt, it miraculously transfers from your waist to mine. Well, not too miraculously it just so happens I beat you senseless for it.
And don't get me wrong Cameron; you are a busy little bee, as you said you are doing all this while holding the tag team titles. Which haven't been defended in how many MONTHS, hell even YEARS, but you are holding them, such a hard job.
Must really be strenuous watching dust collect on those belts.
That enough for over rated?
You do jack sh-t, Cameron. Hold a few dusty belts, get carried from match to match, and you think you are a glorified steam roller.
Bullsh-t.
You act as though you are some pillar high all star while you are just a lucky sh-t stain. Mind you when we do get in that ring, as much as you want to believe you are a man that can't be prepared for you, are HIGHLY mistaken.
I am not new to the game, Cameron. You aren't some wizard of the ring making apples turn to oranges. You are predictable, as predictable as knowing of the Chicago Cubs will win the World Series next year, not going to happen. And neither is you keeping that belt.
But maybe I am wrong Cameron, maybe I should look at it from your point of view. Any person that bleeds and stands up a few times can't be a gimme match, it just can't. Right? I mean if a guy manages to get up a few times after being busted open he MUST be creditable!
That's your whole thought process, am I correct?
If not correct me, I don't mind. Mind you that is sarcasm, by no means do I honestly believe you have the fortitude to defeat me in that ring, because (whispers) you don't.
Actually, I do mind, last thing I need is your cheap ass correcting me. I never actually liked anything about you Cameron. You were always too, intrigued on how big your stick was that you fail to look up.
This time a very angry fist is going to punch you square in that Jewish looking nose of yours. And it's not going to be pleasant.
That's a f-cking guarantee. Might knock the memory straight from you.
Rough life though, must agree Cam, really terribly hard. Let's recap!
Your boy Melton leaves, and so you cry about it like a b-tch.
You get one match with Minion; you fail to take him out quickly, so he isn't, in your mind, a gimme match. So, when I say he is, you b-tch.
You need to go sit on your ass and scout some wrestlers to be your next tag team partner against the maybe two tag teams we have in this company. That requires more b-tching.
You just can't excel at it Cameron, you just can't grasp the issue. You rant and rave on how great you are. It's just smoke screens and glass. If Entertainment was so good, he would have not been eliminated as quickly as he did.
But he did, he was in the same match as me. I outlasted him. Former champ, I outlasted him. You aren't a level above me Cameron, you aren't even playing par with me. I have a birdie, you have a boogie.
I faced Chaos, took all hell to break loose for me to get him down, but you had to make Minion bleed and hit him a few more times, he must have been really tough. Not to mention almost me getting jumped by Psycho, so, there was two on one there, Cameron.
Don't attempt to compare and contrast with me as you half assed your way to where you are now. I made my dues, I paid my debts, and that belt is coming home to me whether you like it or not.
You may have a few wins on me, Cameron. You may THINK you are going to make me break, but *you won't. The only reason that belt hasn't been on my waist sooner is because I didn't have the drive I have now. Since the merger I have been on a path, it leads to you, it ENDS with you.
I will conquer you, I will break the wall, I wiill rip that title from your hands, and then I will most likely cave your face in with it.
But that's a whole 'nother story.
Reality, Cameron, it's just a place you dread to visit.
And I am going to f-cking take you there.
FADEOUT