Deja vu
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Oct-18-02 AT 08:43 PM (EDT)](“With Chi-town showdown a memory now, and the crowning of the first ever GLCW tag team champions jotted down in the wrestling annuals as none other than the Unholy Alliance, with all its chaos and controversy, we now go to South Bend, Indiana! Where the newly crowned champions will once again face off against the Movement, a team that allegedly took JC’s money and agreed to help eliminate the competition leaving them and the UA to square off for the coveted gold that sets the best from the rest… But folks, there’s more to this little saga than one might suspect… Yes that’s right folks, for even though the Movement did indeed take JC’s money, they fought tooth and nail to obtain those golden titles, as did the UA… However I would like to point out at this time, that while a deal was struck, it is now evident that neither Kraven nor Flatliner were to take part of that deal, their mindset was on a different level as that of JC and even the Movement… I was curious to see what the UA had to say about that and their upcoming match against the Movement, so I ventured into the forbidden zone, their training facilities… But before I was actually able to enter the facilities I was stopped dead in my tracks by none other than KONN! Yes folks, Konn who along with NE were members of the infamous NEH, along with Nevada, and the UA just to mention a few… Almost pissed on myself folks, because as everyone knows it is “taboo” to enter the training camp of the NEH and even though they are a thing of the past, their methods as well as their history still lingers in the halls of wrestling… And as I was about to get booted out, when I happen to see Kraven, along with Flatliner, massive masses of solid human flesh, sweat glistening from their massive frames, apparently from one of their extremely strenuous workouts that only Konn and NE can administer… I yelled out to Kraven whom I felt was the most reasonable of the pack and asked him to come to my show along with Flatliner… They slowly approach to where I was being held at and in my opinion saved me from a vicious beat down, I could feel it folks… Konn was about to beat the crap out of me, believe me folks I know he was, I know the way he thinks… And I did put my very well being in jeopardy but that’s one of the drawbacks of being an investigative reporter and when it comes to these guys, I am to a point willing to take that chance… A lot has been brewing in casa NEH as JC calls it even though, the NEH is no longer around as a unit, save for the UA who as the youngest of that former group have carve a path of destruction where ever they go… Believe me when I say folks Kraven and Flatliner are at their peak… And while I take nothing away from the Movement cause they are indeed one hell of a tag team… But let’s face facts folks, the UA are one of the most cohesive teams around today, they think, eat and sleep wrestling… They know each other like the back of their hands and with former members of the NEH training them, well do I need to say more!? I was able to get some comments from the UA and folks, before we go to that interview, I would like to point out at this time that it would seem that Mr. incomprehensible himself, JC is not allowed anywhere near these facilities! I also want to say a big hello to Jake Shades, remember him folks!? A very controversial individual, but he does speak the truth or so he claims… A BIG welcome back to Jake! Now let’s get on with that interview I have all your mouths savoring for"!
(We come into focus on the UA, massive frames still glistening from their daily workout, a few bruises here and there but none the less intimidating and very dangerous, as they just glare into our camera… Rico begins it by saying….)
RS: Hey guys, let’s cut to the chase, you don’t allow anyone near your training area, not even JC is allowed around here, why!?
KRAVEN: Cause he has NO business being around here, like I said before, he’s here to do our bidding! And if he doesn’t like, TOUGH!
RS: Oooookay…. The GLCW announce this match days ago, yet if I’m right you guys weren’t even planning to do a promo, and either the Movement was waiting to see you guys cut the first promo or they’re planning the same… Let me ask you, if I hadn’t shown up, would you have cut a promo at all!?
FLATLINER: NO! What the hell is the purpose of a damn promo anyway!? To put asses in those seats! To sell it to the media! And who does all that!? We DO! US, the Movements, the Golems, The Mansons, the Blazer, and even the Maelstroms! Can’t forget the Martinez’ and even Frenchie! We’re the ones that do all that, and it certainly isn’t by coming out here and popping crap! Hell no, it’s by our actions, the more intense the more it sells! And THAT’S what separates US, (Points to himself and Kraven) from the rest! We don’t need to perform any damn promo! Our actions in the ring are the living promo!
KRAVEN: Ain’t that the truth! Me and the big man, know that the Movement can dance with the wolves! And with each level we escalate they are right there hanging with us… But even there, there’s 6 degrees of separation! That impenetrable 6 degrees…
RS: So what you’re saying is that no way, no how will the Movement get to take the tag belts away from you!?
(“With a very sinister smirk, he first looks at me and then slowly and methodically looks at Konn and Flatliner… Now this time I see NE out of the corner of my eye as he along with Czar approach us, I swallow hard upon seeing Czar, with our past history and all, I usually steer clear from him… I can feel his heavy glare on me, burning like a red hot beam”…)
KRAVEN: Rico, my man the Movement may think of us as old, over the hill veterans, now the veteran part they have right, it’s the being old part that has them confused… That and the fact that JC paid them off… But were we a part of that transaction!? Did we agree to any deals made by that runt!? HELL NO! Everyone in that ring was fair game, including YOU, Movement! You see it was you two “blokes” that erred! You decided to take it upon yourself to accept JC’s bribe, and whatever bull, he spewed out! We never agreed to anything Movement! And as far as being old… (Smirks menacingly) Sure we’re old… I’m 28 years old and Flats here is 27 years old, now if it’s that you’re combining both our ages, then yea we’re old… You’re strong, you’re quick and talented and can think on your feet, but it ends there guys! We’ve gone beyond that, we have catapulted ourselves several levels above that… My advise to you Movement is to stop worrying about our age and start to worry about what really is at stake here… Your continued performance as a unit, cause if you make one little mistake, just a little one guys, you’re going to wake up flat on your backs trying to figure out what happened…
CZAR: TIME’S UP Rico! The guys have to get back to training, so hit the road!
(“I didn’t wait to be told twice, like I said the chemistry between myself and Czar is one of a very volatile nature… And after a while you get tired of being someone’s punching bag and I’m no exception… Folks as always the pleasure has been all yours”!)
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