"Dude. I found it!"
A man sits in front of a computer screen, the back of his head darkened against the bright light.
"You found what?"
The camera pulls out to show another man, sitting on a couch in the living room five feet away. He has his legs up on the coffee table switching through the channels on the television that is against the wall.
"Aw, c'mon man, you know what!"
The guy swings his legs off the coffee table and slowly gets off the couch. He tosses the remote in between two of the cushions and heads over to the computer.
"This better be good, Hoff, or else I'm going to be pissed. I am trying to find something to watch on the television."
The other man turns around, his face lit up with a smile.
"Yea, okay, Jack. All you're going to do is sit there pressing the favorites button until CSI comes on. Then you'll talk the entire time, making about three guesses of who the guilty person is, and end up getting it wrong."
Jack comes over and stands behind Hoff.
"Let me see it."
Hoff hops out of the chair and motions for Jack to sit down.
"Just press play."
Jack presses the mouse button and a loud sound comes from the speakers. He hops back and then looks over at Hoff.
"What the ****? Dude, you got to turn down the sound when you finish jacking off."
Hoff rolls his eyes.
"**** you. I wasn't jacking off."
The sound is turned down to a normal range and we hear a woman moan.
"Oops, wrong video."
Jack looks at him knowingly, but Hoff tries to maintain his innocence.
"I wasn't jacking off!"
Jack gets up and heads back to the couch.
"Yea, sure you weren't. There's five minutes till CSI. I'll watch it tomorrow."
Hoff sits down, defeated.
"Don't we got a match tomorrow?"
"Naw, its Sunday."
Hoff closes Windows Media Player and scans the files in the folder with his eyes.
"Yea, but we got some tough competition, right?"
Jack ignores him, continuing to flip through the channels.
"Right?"
Jack turns around and puts his arm on the top of the couch. In the background you can still see the channels changing.
"Huh?"
"Our competitors. I heard that they're like way out of our league."
Jack shakes his head slightly and stares at Hoff.
"They're good. Some would even say great. But compared to me and you, Jack n' Hoff - well, they'll look ordinary."
Hoff closes the folder and spins the chair around placing his hands on top of his head to relax.
"Score!"
"You find more porn?"
Hoff gives a sarcastic chuckle.
"No, idiot. I'm just saying that if they're good that'll give us a chance to prove that we belong in this Tag Team Championship tournament."
"I forgot that you have a years supply of porn that you haven't watched yet."
"I've seen the view count on your files, so I wouldn't be talking Mr. Backdoor Barbie viewed 35 times the past week."
Jack tosses an empty water bottle at Hoff.
"Liar."
"Ha! So what else do you know about these two?"
Jack looks at his watch and then at Hoff.
"Well one is a World champion and the other is her boss."
Hoff nods as if to say "ah."
"Ah."
"But I'm not worried, man. We've been teaming together for something like 6 years now. I know you, you know me. We gel as a team. It's not like we're going to be at a disadvantage. We are naturally a tag team, they are not."
"Yea, that does cut our way, doesn't it?"
Jack turns back to the television as a commercial for CSI says that it is "coming up next."
"You bet. Now how about you let me watch CSI."
"How do we stack up against them though?"
Jack turns back around and holds out his hands.
"Let's just say for time's sake that we're in the middle, okay? But that's okay because they're not a tag team per se. Now let me watch CSI. Go back to ja..."
Hoff throws the water bottle back at Jack and it hits him in the back of the head. Thankfully it is empty.
"So its Lindsay Troy."
"Me and you."
"So Lindsay Troy. Jack 'n Hoff."
"And Dan Ryan."
Hoff sits there contemplating.
"So Lindsay Troy-"
"Jack 'n Hoff-"
"-and Dan Ryan."
Hoff turns, his eyes hinting at his annoyance.
"Yes."
Hoff still looks to be thinking.
"Lindsay Troy. Jack 'n Hoff. Dan Ryan."
Hoff rolls his eyes and turns back to the television as the theme for CSI starts.
"Lindsay Troy. Jack 'n Hoff. Dan Ryan."
"Sounds good to me, now shut it."
Hoff turns back to his computer and opens up Google. He types in Lindsay Troy Jack 'n Hoff Dan Ryan and hits enter.