Re: Hunting Season
Fade In to Johnny Niles sitting in his recliner, drinking a cup of Pepsi. His face shows displeasement, anger, disappointment, but it all disappears after he starts chuckling.
JN: Oh boy... What did I ever do to deserve this? If there atually is someone who's up there, he must hate me. Probably cause I don't believe he exists, but anyways. SpookyDoom...
Johnny stops his speech before shaking his head and facepalming himself... Not an "Epic Facepalm", that facepalm with that captian from Star Trek.
JN: Why does everyone accuse me of copying? I don't believe Spooky was visiting fans during his RP, nor was he talking with a megaphone. So I did something similar, sue me why don't ya! If everyone was called a theif just because they did something a little similar, we'd all be in jail. Oh and by the way, if I was imitating you I'd be wearing a mask dancing around in a graveyard singing "I'm gonna take your sooul, I'm gonna take your sooul". Yes, I am similar to CM Punk, so? Dolph Ziggler is similar to Mr. Perfect and Billy "Ass" Gunn - depends on who you ask - but he's not completely like them. So what if I like Pepsi!? A lot of people do! And so what if I'm straight-edge!? Is that a crime? Is it a crime to choose to live a healthy life, to not ingest substances that could potentially kill you? And so what if I call myself the Best In The World? When you've accomplished as much as I have - not just here in the U.S. but around the world - I believe that you have a right to think highly of yourself, am I wrong?
Johnny takes a sip of his Pepsi before continuing.
JN: Spooky, I don't think you know how wrestling works. NOTHING is over with just one match, why do you think feuds take 2-18 matches to be considered over!? And who are you calling a liar? I know you called my fans idiots, well something to that degree. Here's the proof: Taken verbatim from SpookyDoom's RP: "Warning, if you answer Johnny Niles then you suck and we can't be friends and Good Lord what the hell are you even thinking?"
Johnny takes yet another sip of his Pepsi before continuing.
JN: As for why the fans were there, apparently there was an event where the fans could meet wrestlers, so I showed up. And also... You know what Spooky, you need help, cause apparently you insist I'm some sort of evil devil and that you're gonna take my soul with your magical pixie dust before dancing all around it. It's obvious I can't rationalise with you, so I'm just gonna ignore you. That's the best way to deal with insane, obnoxious, egotistical rats who give this buisness a bad name.
Johnny turns to the his right, as if he was going to speak with someone else... wait, yes he is.
JN: Yo Eddie, if you're reading then read it well. Fine, I'll admit that the vertabreaker isn't that bad of a move, and yes it's banned due to it's risks. Which makes me wonder my the IWF would allow it... Anyway's, you ain't half bad. I'll admit that I'm flattered that you called me "the Single Greatest Wrestler in the History of the World". But that doesn't mean you have a chance at winning at Surge. I'll admit this: I'd rather fight you one-on-one than have a Triple Threat with that asylum escapee SpookyDoom. Either way, the result wouldn't change. After the bell that singnifies the end of the match rings, the announcer will announce the winner. No, it's not gonna be you, Eddie. And it sure as hell isn't gonna be "Grimmy". It's going to be me, Johnny Niles. You know why?
Johnny smirks, takes one last sip of his Pepsi, and takes a deep breath.
JN: Because I'm, the BEST... IN... THE... WOOOOOOOORRLLDD!!!!!
Fade Out...