[SUPERIORITY] "Classy" Mike C vs Paul Doom

[MattPickstock]

Post any promos for the above match below.... All roleplays, strategies, etc... are due by Saturday at 12:00 noon E.S.T. Any in-card roleplays or strats MUST be sent to euwc_office@yahoo.com

 

[Paul Doom]

Your time is up Mike!

[Doom sits in a dark lit room by a small pine table Infront of him, an egg timer. The sand inside of it falls to the bottom. He tips it upside down as the sand begins to run down it again]


Paul Doom:
Tick….tock

[Doom still watches the sand intently. He peers closer into the glass]

Paul Doom:
Tick…tock

[Doom now focuses his attention elsewhere. Away from the egg timer]

Paul Doom:
Time is precious. We never get it back. Once the second is gone, it’s gone. There is no way to go back into time and get that second back. That’s why you make every moment count. Make sure that the second you spend, it’s the best thing you can do with that second. It cannot be wasted. I’ve always made my time count. Believing in fate, I believe that my time has already been decided. I believe that when those decisions were made, they were made with the best possible intentions. But sometimes, fate works against us, and in mysterious ways. For example, why am I being distracted by such a detrimental person such as Mike C? My time should be better spent focusing on something that can actually advance my path to the world title. Not facing some down on his luck Pom.

[Doom stands up and heads to a window. His leather jacket reflects a small fire. Lightning strikes outside and it shows rain. Lots of rain]


Paul Doom:
Time is ticking down for you, Mikey. While I’m out doing what I need to do to get the gold back around my waist, you seem to want to ruin it for me at every turn. I won’t say what you did was “unfair” or “against the rules”. Like you said, you do what you have to do. But you’re just doing it to the wrong person. At Bad Blood, I had the match won. I was the favorite to win it. You then steal that opportunity away from me. Fine, you can do that. I won’t say I haven’t done it because given the opportunity; I would have done it to. And I did. But, as you so eloquently put it, I was just following the rules, Mike. One ill turn deserves another.

[Doom turns to the camera]

Paul Doom:
Mike, you and I, since our days as a team with Collins, shared that mutual respect. You were one of the few I trusted in EUWC. Had the time risen, I would’ve been there in your corner had you needed it. But alas, you choose to throw away that respect. That’s fine, because friends of old end up becoming enemies of new, anyway. This was bound to happen. Somehow, somewhere, your fate was bound with mine. Our paths were certain to cross and that just happens to be now.

[Doom sits back down by the table]


Paul Doom:
You see, every person I’ve fought, every challenge I’ve faced, I’ve walked out successful. Just look at guys like Holocaust and Lord Alucard. Alucard, I’ve even taken out for the foreseeable future. He can no longer stand right now. He’s at home in a wheelchair watching EUWC rather than participating in it. Holocaust…well just look at him. A shadow of his former self. A person who, for 8 long months, terrorized the EUWC but he is now a lackluster draw. A person who, any day now, might just hand in his resignation to Pickstock.

[Doom gets up, grabs the egg timer and walks towards the doorway. There, a candle flickers]

Paul Doom:
Come Superiority, your fate will match those of everyone else who crosses paths with me. You want to bring in your gimp-like character so aptly named The Monster, and by all means, I encourage. That just means I have another ass to kick. Then I will go on and defeat whoever else steps in my path on Sunday to become the International Champion.

[Doom pauses]

Paul Doom:
But you know what, Mike? Do you know why I really look forward to this fight on Sunday? It’s not because of the ass whooping you’ll receive, or the reward that’ll come at the end of the night. No, it’s much worse than that. And you know what that is? It’s that you’re British, Mike and I HATE the British. Your time is up Mike. See you Sunday

[Doom places the egg timer on the bench next to the candle and leaves. The remaining sand falls to the bottom as the candle goes out and the scene fades to black]

 

[Classy Mike C]

We open at the Liberty Bell, one of the most famous monuments in Philadelphia, host city this weekend of EUWC Superiority II. After a few moments of focus on the bell, our cameras begin to slowly zoom out, revealing Classy Mike C and The Monster, stood alongside staring at the bell. The two have their backs to the camera, but after a few moments of looking at the bell, the two turn to face us.


Classy (muttering): What's so good, it doesn't even work...Oh hello there EUWC fans, glad you could join myself and my good friend here The Monster, two of the integral parts of EUWC's finest faction The Revolution. Now for those of you who don't know, this is the famous Liberty Bell. Now normally, this would be the biggest bell in Philadelphia, but this weekend it's over-shadowed by an even bigger bell whose coming to town, I'm of course talking about Mr. Paul Doom. Now Paul, this bell holds great significance in the history of the United States of America, our adopted home. But I'd rather look at another nations history. If you wouldn't mind Monster...

Without speaking, The Monster picks up a book from the floor and hands it to Mike C.


Classy: Thank you. Now this book should be very interesting to you Paul. It's "The Big Book of Australian History".

Mike C holds the book up to the camera, confirming the title in big, bold, yellow and green letters. Underneath is a picture of a Kangaroo in a prisoner's outfit playing cricket.


Classy: Now Pauly, I love Australia as I'm sure many of our EUWC fans do, so unlike you we're not vile xenophobes. But I've always wondered about Australia's history, y'know we were never taught about it in school. So let's take a look.


The Monster hands Mike C a pair of reading glasses, which he puts on before opening the book and reading.


Classy: Ahh, key moments in Australia's history. This should be interesting. "1800s: Australia is Britain's b*tch", Hmm nice choice of words. Next, "1989: Charlene and Scott marry in Neighbours", aww how lovely. "2003: Rugby World Cup Final in Sydney- England 20-17 Australia"...well, let's not go into that. Any more history? Let's see...Ah, here's one..."2005- Paul Doom gets embarrassed by a plucky young Brit named Classy Mike C at EUWC Superiority II."


Mike C slams the book shut and hands it to The Monster along with the reading glasses before looking directly into the camera.


Classy: You see Paul, this isn't going to be just another night for ex-World Champion Paul Doom. Oh no, this is going to be the worst night of your career. You may think that this is in some way altering your path to regaining the world title but it isn't. You see, our paths were always going to cross along the way. The difference is however, that our paths are going in opposite directions. I'm finally turning my path towards the top, while you on the other hands are plummeting in the same way that HICAL and Fred Rogers both went. Now I agree you were the favourite at Blood Bath, when it was down to me, you and Team Danger. But that's the beauty with being an Underdog, no pressure. And given that I spent 2004 as what seemed to be at the top of the lower-mid card, there's nobody whose more of an underdog than me...well except those at the bottom of the lower-mid card...but anyway...


Mike C turns back to the bell once again, before pulling a pocket watch from his trouser pocket and holding it to the camera.


Classy: You like time don't you Paul? I personally find the whole concept of time being so vitally important a bit of a cliché. Sure I believe that time is important, but not in the sense that you can waste it. Spending a year beating up Marcus Slayton and Marshall Snow made me realise, that fate is the biggest factor in the end, and as long as you keep at it eventually you'll get the apt reward. One day Paul, I will be the top man in EUWC, and the International title will only further my prospects. But I don't think that by taking so long in the 52 Wild division I've damaged my hopes, because it clearly wasn't my time yet. You on the other hand have had your time Paul. Ultra Brawl V, August 2003. Coincidentally, my first pay-per-view appearance in EUWC. But while my career was only just beginning, your was coming to an end inside the very same ring when you lost to Lord Alucard, the man you in-turn ended the career of. However, you weren't physically crippled, instead you got off lucky. You got stuck in the rut of being able to wrestle, but never being able to re-capture your glory. Paul, fate is on my side and has been for 23 months now, and Superiority will be when I finally overtake you on the EUWC roster. Good luck though, not that it makes a spot of difference. Come on Monster, let's go see that place where Rocky ran up...


The Monster and Classy Mike C exit stage left as the camera focus' once more on the liberty bell before fading to black.