I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
BRANDON JACOBS: The waiting is finally over. It is time for the main event.
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky has one hell of a task ahead of him tonight. This isn't an elimination match. It is a falls count anywhere in the building and the winner of the match is the one who gets the pinfall or submission. He not only has to find a way to beat Manson, Copycat, Larry Tact, or Felix Red, he also has to prevent other people from getting there first if he hopes to walk out champion.
VIC WATERS: Tell me in what world is this fair to Anarky? Anarky worked so hard to get the top of the mountain to finally gets his name in the book of the elites of elites as champion starting with our very first champion Doc Silver, it is almost like the whole world is out to get him.
JONATHAN MARX: I've faced everyone in this match before, with the exception of Copycat, and I can tell you that these men are the world's finest. I could see anyone of these guys winning the title tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Calling Copycat's World Title victory against Manson in the double steel cage was one of the highlights of my life. He went through hell and back to take that title from Manson.
VIC WATERS: Anarky, while doing everything he can to win though, is going to work to make sure that Copycat doesn't have a chance to win the title tonight with all the bad blood they have with each other. I could see it getting rather ugly.
JONATHAN MARX: That could lead the way for either Felix Red or Larry Tact to walk right in and win the title. Felix Red is one of the most unique peformers in all of wrestling. He reminds me a lot of a young Manson and what better way to emerge from Manson's shadow by winning the title at the show that has Manson has headlined every time.
VIC WATERS: Felix Red has never had a chance like this to win the WFW World Heavyweight Title.
BRANDON JACOBS: Neither has Larry Tact. Larry Tact, and Marx can vouch for this, was probably the greatest NEW World Heavyweight Champion in its long history before he lost to Rabesque.
JONATHAN MARX: I love Larry Tact as a wrestler and he has shown in the past that he can take Anarchy to the limit when it comes to sheer brutality. He is going to have a tough battle in there tonight, but there is one last name we haven't talked about...
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson.
JONATHAN MARX: Manson and I go back a long time. He and Doc are the reasons I got into pro wrestling as a fan and I was lucky to study underneath back in the IWF. He is sort of like a second father to me. I woke up this morning though with a really bad premonition though. I just have this uneasy feeling about Manson that I just can't shake. One thing I do know is, Manson is Manson and he always finds a way to prevail.
VIC WATERS: There is never any need to worry about Manson, heaven won't take him and the devil is afraid that he'll take over. He is going to outlive all of us and continue to win world titles long after all this Poland Spring water is the reason I'm looking for a third kidney.
JONATHAN MARX: I hope you're right.
BRANDON JACOBS: We've waited a long time, but it is finally time for the final chapter. Lets send this match to the ring and get the world title match underway!
(CUEUP: “"If Born From This Soil: Treatments For the Injected Foetu" by Minor Procedure and Shai Hulud)
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN THE STADIUM MATCH FOR THE WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! ONE FALL TO A FINISH! Introducing first, the challenger, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 213 pounds and standing at 6 feet, three inches, “The Boy Who Destroyed The World” and former BAD World Heavyweight Champion, FELIX RED!
::Felix walks down to the ring to an ovation by the fans::
(CUEUP: "Karma" by Diffuser)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing second, one of the best technicians in all of wrestling today, Manhattan, New York… LARRY TACT!
::Larry Tact comes down to a loud ovation from the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: Copycat voice/over “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEND ME YOUR
EARS!” followed by “My Way” by Butch Walker)
RING ANNOUNCER: And now, the former WWL World Heavyweight Champion and former WFW World Heavyweight Champion, from Kalamazoo, Michigan… COPYCAT!
::Copycat comes out to a loud pop from the crowd and enters the ring::
CUEUP: "Mechanical Animals" by Marilyn Manson)
RING ANNOUNCER: And now, a man who headlined more Superbowls of Wrestling than any man alive today, from Chicago, IL, the former WFW World Heavyweight Champion, the man, the myth, the legend…. MICHAEL MANSON!
::Manson is walking down slowly to the ring to a loud face reaction from the crowd, he enters the ring::
RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, the a world champion ten times over and the WFW World Heavyweight Champion, from Hartford, Connecticut… ANARKY!
::Anarky comes down to the ring to the loud boos of the crowd and hands over his belt to the ring attendant, but he decides though to keep his leather jacket on::
CUEUP: "Diesel Power" by Prodigy)
RING ANNOUNCER: Last but not least, the special referee for the evening, the Donald Trump of the WFW, the former WFW World Heavyweight Champion and WFW President ,ALEX WYLDE!
::Alex Wylde walks down to the mixed cheers and boos of the crowd and enters the ring::
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson and Felix are talking amongst themselves and it seems like Felix is proposing a team up.
VIC WATERS: When you make a deal with the devil, it always costs you in the end.
JONATHAN MARX: In a match like this, it may be a good idea for people to work together to narrow down the field and prey on the weak and worst comes to worse, the other could always give the other a title shot.
VIC WATERS: Manson isn't going to settle for a title shot and neither is anyone else in this match, regardless of friendships. They are going to go balls to the wall in order to win.
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky and Copycat are both talking to Tact, each of them trying to get him onto their side.
VIC WATERS: Despite the rivarly between Anarky & Tact at times, there were always rumors that Larry Tact would one day be a member of L.O.V.E with things falling apart with that group right now, you never know what is going on.
BRANDON JACOBS: LARRY TACT IS EXTENDING HIS HAND TO COPYCAT.... Copycat reaches out to shake his head... LARRY TACT NAILS COPYCAT IN THE HEAD WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
JONATHAN MARX: That one was worthy of Misawa, god rest his soul.
VIC WATERS: Did Copycat lose any teeth on that shot?
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky comes over to tap Larry Tact on the back... LARRY TACT ELBOWS ANARKY IN THE GUT AND HE HITS HIM WITH A KICKSWING DDT! Larry Tact makes the cover! Wylde goes down for the count! 1--------------- COPYCAT RUNS OVER AND HE PUNTS LARRY TACT RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE CHEST AND KNOCKS HIM OFF OF ANARKY!
JONATHAN MARX: There is no love loss between Anarky and Copycat, but if anyone gets pinned in this match, they become the new WFW World Heavyweight Champion. Each man tonight is looking for chance to score a pinfall and walk out here champion.
VIC WATERS: Copycat didn't really hold back on that kick at all. He punted him but good.
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat grabs Anarky up off the mat by the hair.... AND HE THROWS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES OUT OF THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE!
JONATHAN MARX: Looks like Copycat feels the best way to open up some ground and get away from the group is to get away from the ring.
VIC WATERS: It makes sense, this stadium is huge.
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat is going to leave but Manson and Felix Red attack him from behind! FELIX RED HITS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! Copycat falls down and then falls out of the ring to the floor. Manson and Felix Red are going out after him.
JONATHAN MARX: Larry Tact remains the only man in the ring right now but it appears that he is gathering his sense finally.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson and Felix Red pick up Anarky and Felix Red is telling the fans to get out of the way.... FELIX THROWS ANARKY OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE CROWD! Manson is beckoning for Wylde to follow and he close behind.
VIC WATERS: These crowds in Massachusetts are crazy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson and Felix Red are going over the guardrail and going after him, Copycat is slowly getting back up. Larry Tact rolls out of the ring behind Copycat... Tact yells out to Copycat and he turns around... LARRY TACT CHARGES AND HE CLOTHES COPYCAT AND HIMSELF OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE CROWD!
JONATHAN MARX: Larry Tact put a lot of english on that one.
VIC WATERS: You have to when you are going one on one with someone Copycat's size.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson grabs a chair... HE PLASTERS ANARKY RIGHT ON THE BACK! Anarky winces is headed through the crowd trying to get away, he is headed towards the gate in the crowd towards the concession stands. Felix Red is chasing after him!
JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red is probably the fastest wrestler in the WFW. If anyone can catch him, he can.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOOD GOD, ANARKY GRABS AN OLD LADY WITH A CANE AND THROWS HER INTO THE PATH OF FELIX RED AND THEY COLLIDE!
VIC WATERS: This is about retaining the WFW World Heavyweight Title, each man will do anything in the power to win.
JONATHAN MARX: That woman had to at least be seventy years old.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is helping the old woman up... ANARKY GRABS THE CANE AND HE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES AND HITS FELIX RIGHT IN THE BACK! Anarky hooks the arms of Felix Red.... CHAOS BREAKER! Anarky goes down for the count and Wylde goes down to the ground! 1-----------------------------2------------------- MANSON DIVES AND BREAKS UP THE PINFALL ON FELIX RED!
JONATHAN MARX: OH! Anarky doesn't look happy with that. He almost had him!
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY GETS UP AND HE JUMPS ON MANSON WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES! He is beating the hell out of him right in the face.
VIC WATERS: You don't want to fire up Anarky more than he already is.
BRANDON JACOBS: Larry Tact and Copycat are brawling over towards Anarky, Manson, and Felix... COPYCAT GRABS A CHAIR AND HE HITS TACT WITH THE END OF IT RIGHT IN THE GUT! COPYCAT HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND... ANARKY LOOKS UP AND PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN... COPYCAT OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX OF LARRY RIGHT ON TOP OF ANARKY! Manson is buried under the sea of humanity!
JONATHAN MARX: WAIT A SECOND, ANARKY IS COVERING MANSON!
BRANDON JACOBS: Wylde sees it and he is going down for the count! 1------------------------2----------------- BOTH COPYCAT AND FELIX DIVE AT THE PILE AND KNOCK IT OVER JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!
VIC WATERS: Just when you think you've seen everything...
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat is going to the pile and he pushes Tact off of Anarky and grabs Anarky by the hair and he is leading him out through the crowd towards the level one entrance way..... Wylde is following close behind.
JONATHAN MARX: With five people, this is a crazy sort of match and it is hard to know who to follow, but with Wylde, he has the WFW experience and in his judgment, he has decided to follow the man with the most momentum right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT RAMS THE HEAD OF ANARKY RIGH INTO THE SIDE OF THE BRICK WALL OF THE ENTRANCE WAY! Anarky isn't down but he is stumbling...
VIC WATERS: A brick wall has a lot less give than the average steel cage.
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like Copycat may have struck first blood in this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Good god, Anarky has been busted open, he went into hard in that wall. Anarky is use to being in violent matches though so he isn't going to let him phase him.
JONATHAN MARX: The hardest part for someone like Anarky who has had his share of violent matches where they have been busted open is to keep the blood away from going into the eyes because if it does, it going to seriously impair his vision.
BRANDON JACOBS: COPYCAT GRABS A PLASTIC TRASH BIN AND HE DUMPS IT OUT ON THE GROUND AND HE RAMS IT RIGHT INTO HEAD OF ANARKY AND ANARKY FINALLY FALLS DOWN!
VIC WATERS: This match has been utterly chaotic. Thank god for Poland Spring water, it makes it all easier to follow.
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat is pushing all the bottles an trash into a pile with his boot!
VIC WATERS: What is Copycat doing here?
JONATHAN MARX: I think we are about to find out.
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat grabs Anarky from behind... HE IS ATTEMPTING TO LOCK IN THE ARMS FOR AN OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX BUT ANARKY IS BATTLING IT.... ANARKY ESCAPES AND REVERSES... ANARKY OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX COPYCAT INTO THE TRASH AND COPYCAT GRABS HIS BACK!
JONATHAN MARX: That definitely wasn't a flat back bump.
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is standing over Copycat... he looks over and he sees a teenager with a wooden bat wearing a garbage shirt with a wooden bat... ANARKY TAKES THE BAT FROM THE KID AND HE PUTS THE BAT ON COPYCAT'S THROAT AND HE IS TRYING TO CHOKE HIM WITH IT ON THE GROUND!
VIC WATERS: One way or another, this rivalry will end tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wylde is asking Copycat if he wants to give up!
JONATHAN MARX: I don't know how he is suppose to respond with a bat to his throat.
VIC WATERS: Keep in mind, as special referee, Wylde has the discretion to stop the match and it isn't like he hasn't played fast and loose with the rules before.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson, Felix Red, and Larry Tact are headed Anarky's way... LARRY TACT CHARGES ANARKY AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD BREAKING UP THE CHOKE!
JONATHAN MARX: Copycat looks winded, it is going take awhile for him to catch his breath again.
VIC WATERS: Did you hear that kick by Tact? That was a punt Chris Hanson would proud of.
BRANDON JACOBS: Larry Tact picks Copycat up... SMALL PACKAGE BY TACT! Wylde goes down to count! 1------------------------------------2------------------------ FELIX RED BREAKS UP THE PINFALL!
VIC WATERS: Tact certainly didn't mind trying to get the pinfall over Copycat.
JONATHAN MARX: All is fair in love and war.
BRANDON JACOBS: Larry Tact gets up immediately and he goes after Felix Red... MANSON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION... SWEET DREAMS ON TACT!
JONATHAN MARX: He nailed him with that one!
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky takes the bat... HE SMASHES IT AGAINST THE WALL BREAKING IT IN HALF!
JONATHAN MARX: That bat is now even more of a dangerous weapon.
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY HOLDS UP THE BROKEN BAT AND HE BACKING MANSON AND FELIX RED AWAY DEEPER INTO THE ENTRANCE WAY OF THE STADIUM INTO THE HALL!
VIC WATERS: Anarky looks like a man possessed right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wylde is asking Anarky to put the bat down for everyone's sake BUT ANARKY PUSHES WYLDE DOWN TO THE GROUND!.
JONATHAN MARX: Anarky shouldn't treat Wylde like that even if this is no DQ. You want to keep the ref in your good graces as much as possible.
VIC WATERS: Copycat looks like he beginning to stir after his little cat nap.
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red attempts to spin kick the broken bat out of Anarky's hand but he moves his arm out of the way! ANARKY DROPS THE BROKEN BAT. HE KICKS FELIX RED IN THE STOMACH AND LIFTS HIM UP AND BRAINBUSTERS HIM INTO THE CONCRETE! Anarky is standing over him, trashing talking...
JONATHAN MARX: Oh my god, Felix Red just had his brains scrambled there.
VIC WATERS: That is going to leave him in an altered state for awhile.
BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, HERE COMES COPYCAT WITH A BOTTLE HE JUST PICKED UP IN THE TRASH AND HE NAILS ANARKY OVER THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH IT! Anarky stumbles forward... MANSON HITS ANARKY WITH THE SWEET DREAMS!
JONATHAN MARX: Manson has hit two out of the four other men in this match tonight.
VIC WATERS: Two more and he gets a free coffee at Starbucks.
BRANDON JACOBS: Copycat is talking Anarky's leather jacket off him and he throws it down to the ground! COPYCAT GRABS THE BROKEN BAT AND HE USING IT OPEN UP THE GASH ON ANARKY FOREHEAD SOME MORE!
JONATHAN MARX: This is really getting ugly, WFW doesn't want another riot breaking out here like it did for Anarky vs. Manson.
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson picks up Anarky's leather jacket and puts it on!
VIC WATERS: Anarky will not be pleased with this...
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson reaches into the jacket and HE PULLS OUT OF BLACKKACK AND HITS COPYCAT IN THE BACK AND COPYCAT LETS GO OF THE BROKEN BAT AND CRASHES DOWN ON THE CONCRETE! Manson throws down the weapon and picks up Copycat.... HE HITS THE SWEET DREAMS!
JONATHAN MARX: The question is, who he is he going to cover?
BRANDON JACOBS: MANSON DECIDES TO MAKE THE COVER ON COPYCAT! Wylde goes down for the count! 1---------------------------------------------2----------------------------- FELIX RED SAVES COPYCAT!
JONATHAN MARX: Finally, these two are going to go at!
BRANDON JACOBS: MANSON AND FELIX RED AND TRADING CHOPS BACK AND FORTH AND THEY ARE GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER! The fans are split between the two, taking turns chanting their names!
JONATHAN MARX: Come on Manson!
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED KICKS MANSON IN THE GUT! Manson is grabbing the ribs... FELIX RED HITS MANSON WITH THE SPINNING BACK KICK AND MANSON GOES DOWN!
VIC WATERS: I've never seen anyone quicker with their feet than Felix Red. He is damn machine out there.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED SIGNALS FOR THE ECSTASY TO AGONY! Felix Red goes to pick Manson up.... MANSON SLIPS HIS WAY OUT OF THE HOLD! HE SPINS FELIX RED AROUND.... HE HITS THE SWEET DREAMS ON FELIX RED!
JONATHAN MARX: HE GOT ALL FOUR!
BRANDON JACOBS: Manson looks down at Felix Red and Wylde asks him if he is going to go for the cover... Manson looks down over the body of Felix Red, Felix is out of it, but it looks like he still has a little bit of life in him yet... HE DECIDES TO GO FOR THE TOURNIQUET!
JONATHAN MARX: Now the question is, will Felix Red submit?
VIC WATERS: Manson is a tough SOB, but so is Felix. He takes a ton of punishment and he just keeps on going.
JONATHAN MARX: There are no ropes to grab to break free of this hold, this is the moment of truth. Manson could do permanent damage to Felix if he doesn't give up here soon.
VIC WATERS: The title is on the line and this is the Superbowl of Wrestling, but does Manson have it in him to do this in many ways to his own protégé?
JONATHAN MARX: Right now it the moment of truth...
VIC WATERS: Wait a second, this may not be the end...
BRANDON JACOBS: I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! ANARKY IS TRYING TO GET BACK UP! Anarky slowly walks over.... AND HE STARTS KICKING MANSON RIGHT IN THE SIDE REPEATEDLY TRYING TO GET MANSON TO BREAK THE HOLD AND SAVE HIS TITLE!
JONATHAN MARX: MANSON IS REFUSING TO LET GO!
VIC WATERS: How much damage can Manson take to the ribs?
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is frustrated... ANARKY SEES THE BLACKJACK NEXT TO COPYCAT AND PICKS IT UP! NOW HE STARTS WAILING ON THE RIBS OF MANSON WITH REPEATED SHOTS.... MANSON FINALLY LETS GO OF THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red looked like he was ready to pass out from the pain.
VIC WATERS: Felix Red is crawling away from the crazed Anarky so he doesn't get in the way of the beat down.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOOD GOD! He is still beating him with that blackjack... MANSON STARTING TO COUGH UP BLOOD!
JONANTHAN MARX: Wylde needs to step in stop this now before it gets any further out of control!
VIC WATERS: GIVE HIM A SHOT FOR DOC!
BRANDON JACOBS: WYLDE IS TRYING TO GET ANARKY TO STOP BUT ANARKY PUSHES HIM DOWN AGAIN! Felix Red is looking over at the bloody broken baseball bat and then looking over at Manson and Anarky...
VIC WATERS: Manson just put Felix Red through sheer hell. Is he going to save him or is he going to let Anarky finish him off?
JONATHAN MARX: I just don't know, we really need a second ref out here stat to stop this damn thing!
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky picks up bloody and beaten Manson by the hair and asks him if he wants some more.... MANSON JUST SMILES AT HIM!
VIC WATERS: What the hell is going through his mind right now?!
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS UP AND HE HAS THE BROKEN BASEBALL BAT.... FELIX RED CHARGES AT ANARKY WITH THE SHARP EDGE OF THE BASEBALL BAT BUT ANARKY HEARS HIM AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY... OH MY GOD! FELIX RED JUST IMPAILED MANSON RIGHT IN THE SIDE AND HE IS BLEEDING TO DEATH!
JONATHAN MARX: ::Marx drops his headset and runs out of the booth::
BRANDON JACOBS: Anarky is looking down at Manson in shock realizing that could have been him... FELIX RED HITS ANARKY FROM BEHIND THE ESCATSY TO AGONY! FELIX RED MAKES THE COVER AND WYLDE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 1--------------------------------------2-----------------------------------------------3!!!!!!!!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER AND NEW WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION FELIX RED!
VIC WATERS: Something seems to be happening behind Manson...
BRANDON JACOBS: IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF WORMHOLE HAS JUST OPENED UP AND A MIDDLE AGED JONATHAN MARX AND SOMEONE YOUNGER IN A MEPHISTO MASK RUN TO MANSON'S SIDE!
VIC WATERS: IT IS LIKE A BLACKHOLE OF LOGIC!
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is trying to get to Manson's side but a crying 2009 Jonathan Marx is holding him back! Felix Red is trying to apologize, but Manson has lost too much blood to acknowledge him. The other wrestlers are filing out from the back to watch as crowd is chanting “MANSON!” repeatedly as the man in the Mephisto takes Anarky's bloody leather jacket off Manson and both older Marx and the younger man in the Mephisto mask lead him through the wormhole and completely disappear.
VIC WATERS: What the hell just happened?
BRANDON JACOBS: I really don't know, but I do know we finally have a new WFW World Heavyweight Champion in Felix Red and the Superbowl of Wrestling is finally in the books! Thank you for joining us everyone, and we will be back soon with the very first event of World's Finest Wrestling: The New Era! SO LONG EVERYONE!