Fade in to Showtime Steven James and Lincoln Jones at a bar having a few Coronas. Showtime shows Lincoln how to put a lime in the beer, turn it upside down, and keep it on the bottom. After that lesson, showtime looks at the camera and begins.
SJ: Why hello there. You know it seems that people don't realize just how powerful Lincoln Jones is...I mean, he is the man.
LJ: No no Steve, YOU are the man.
SJ: No no, you are definitely the man my friend.
LJ: I do not agree, you are definitely the man.
SJ: Ok, I'm the man.
LJ: Nah, I am.
both laugh and continue.
SJ: Anyways, basically our next opponent is a team that call themselves the Danish Domination. Great, we're fighting a bakery.
LJ: Danish Domination huh? What are they gonna do, hit us with pastry.
SJ: Good job Linc, i give that about an 8.5 on the corny joke meter.
SJ: Well we'd love to chat more but we haven't drank enough beer yet so if you'll excuse us.
(Camera fades in on two blonde men in ... PIRATE OUTFITS?? Wait, no, not pirate outfits, they're just foreigners! The one on the left, a little taller than the other, holds up a sign that says "Danish Domination" with a smiley face instead of a period. The other begins to speak)
JACK JENSEN: (quite jovially) Hello, Americans!!
(The other waves)
JACK JENSEN: Just in case you didn't know already, we are DANISH DOMINATION!!! (Muscular pose by both pirates) This example of Danish perfection here (motions to the other Dane) is my cousin, Lloyd Loth, man of a whole lot of holds! Unfortunately for Lloyd, he does not yet have a tanglehold on English as I do. But don't you worry, young American ladies, he speaks another language which you can all understand. Just so long as you are young, thin, ATTRACTIVE American ladies, that is. Otherwise, why bother, really? And I, well, I am Yack Yensen, the brains behind DANISH DOMINATION!! (Another muscular pose by Jack and Lloyd) We know how much Americans envy the lives of the Danish people, so we've come here to the Great Lakes area to give a taste of that life to you! Right, Lloyd? (Lloyd doesn't move.)
JACK JENSEN: (Smacks Lloyd) Lloyd! (something in Danish... the hell? Lloyd nods, turns to the camera, scowls, and then nods again) Someday, Lloyd here will be able to tell for all the ladies what he thinks of you envious little Americans. First match of Danish Domination is... Corona Drinking Men. In Denmark, Corona is used as mouthwash. But that matters not at all. All is matter is that we will DOMINATE!!
Fade in to Showtime Steven James and Lincoln Jones sitting in their office at their gym. They're watching the Danish Domination's promo on a tv. After it is done their is a pause and the camera gives a close up of James and Jones. They look at each other, then burst out laughing.
SJ: What the hell was that? How pathetic can you get? I mean, the GLCW is gonna make us beat the hell out of some piss poor tag team that had the ultimate comeback of insulting our beverage of choice?
LJ: James, i've gotta say, you warned me about teams like this, you can cut the stupidity with a knife.
SJ: Cut it with a knife, these guys couldn't raise their IQ if they stood on a chair. I'm sorry but these guys are pathetic, imitating their voice, "Hello Americans, HHEELLLOO. Well say we love women but we're really "together".[/i]
LJ: Ok, lets go get ready for the crawler combination.
SJ: How about the Pastry Pair?
LJ: Muffin Mania?
SJ: Turnover Team? Well whatever they call themselves we'll beat them none the less.
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