TBirdSCIL
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(FADEIN: Straight to Tony and Rick at the announce booth)
TONY ROSS: "What a night we have had here in South Bend. We’ve seen the Unholy Alliance retain the tag team titles. Also, we’ve seen some very disturbing words from Masked Blazer."
RICK WISEMAN: "Also, Sean Edmunds picked up a huge win over Troy Martinez, and Jean Rabesque pulled out a win over Jon Skieler. It’s now time for tonight’s main event!"
(CUTTO: Matt Faley in the ring)
MATT FALEY: "This contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the GLCW World Television Championship!! (crowd pops, CUE-UP: "Shadow Man" by W.A.S.P.) Coming to the ring, from Hell, Michigan, weighing in at 265 lbs., JAROD POE!!"
(crowd gives a somewhat mixed reaction, although the majority of it seems to be positive as Poe walks to the ring, his body appears pierced and tattooed, as it normally is, and he pays little attention to what is going on around him, CUE-UP: "Lawnmower" by Worthless United)
M.F.: "And his opponent, from Whitelandia, U.S.A., weighing in at 220 lbs., he is the GLCW World Television Champion, THE JOBBER!"
(the crowd lets loose with their loudest boos of the night, and Jobber totally eats all of it up, he smiles as he cockily walks to the ring, wearing his traditional black, as he enters the ring, and plays a bit to the fans, Poe looks on intently, motionless)
T.R.: "This match has the potential to be a classic here. The Jobber is out to maintain that he can’t be defeated easily, and his record in that department speaks for itself. However, Golem lessened that accomplishment a bit."
R.W.: "Regardless, Jobber is the World Television Champion, as a result of winning that Gauntlet match in Chicago, but now, he has a very difficult test with Jarod Poe."
T.R.: "Lock-up to start, and Poe shoves Jobber down to the mat, Jobber back up, and the same thing happens again. Jobber is not going to win a battle of strength here against Poe. Jobber back up, ducks under Poe, and hits a dropkick to Poe’s right knee, and he staggers a bit. Off the ropes with another dropkick to the knee and Poe goes down."
R.W.: "Smart strategy here early by the Jobber, don’t try to match power with Poe. Right now, he’s really wrenching that knee, but Poe kicks out and Jobber goes sprawling, pick up and a slam by Poe, cover, 1-2- and Jobber easily kicks out."
T.R.: "Poe now whips Jobber into the rope, ducks his head too early and gets a kick in the face as a result, Jobber now hits a flying crossbody off the ropes, here’s a cover, 1-and Poe easily gets out. Jobber stays on the attack. He puts the right leg of Poe on the bottom rope, and is jumping up and bringing all his weight down on the leg. Jobber definitely has a plan coming into this match."
R.W.: "Jobber now bounces off the opposite ropes, he jumps after the leg, and Poe moves, and Jobber straddles the middle rope, that’s sure not going to feel very comfortable in the morning! Poe is now back on the attack, and hits a standing vertical suplex!! He picks him up again, and hits another vertical suplex. Poe’s power seems to be too much for The Jobber. And now Poe hits a DDT, here’s a cover, 1-2-and Jobber just manages to get out!"
T.R.: "Jobber just now manages to roll to the outside of the ring, and Poe follows, but Jobber was waiting for him with another dropkick to the knee! And now a standing clothesline takes Poe down. Jobber throws Poe back into the ring, but stays on the outside, he is dragging Poe to the corner, and no, he’s not!"
R.W.: "Jobber is putting the Figure Four on Poe around the ring post! Poe seems to be in a bit of trouble here, but Jobber needs to be careful not to get counted out!"
T.R.: "Well, that might be exactly what he’s going for Rick."
R.W.: "Very good point, but Jobber finally does release the hold, and climbs back in the ring. And now, he lands an elbow right down on that knee."
T.R.: "Good strategy by Jobber, but he just can’t seem to keep Poe down. Poe, who is obviously in some pain, continues to shrug it off, almost as if he enjoys it. Jobber is begging off now, as Poe almost seems to be stalking him! Poe, grabs Jobber by the hair, picks him up, POWERSLAM!"
R.W.: "Jobber’s going to have to come up with something here, as Poe just continues to charge! And now Poe hits another DDT on Jobber, another cover, 1-2- and Jobber just barely kicks out of this one!"
T.R.: "And now Poe picks up Jobber again, but Jobber rolls over on top, Sunset Flip, 1-2-and Poe barely kicks out, and now both men come to their feet, much to the delight of the audience here in South Bend. Jobber goes for a punch it’s blocked, another, again blocked, Jobber drops to a knee, and LOW BLOW! That will even the score in a hurry."
R.W.: "And now with Poe back on the ground, The Jobber goes right back after the knee. This knee of Poe’s has been hurt in the past, and Jobber is doing everything in his power to try to exploit that. He now lays out and presses all of his weight directly on that right knee of Jarod Poe, who is trying to grab Jobber, but can’t get a hold."
T.R: "Jobber now bounces up, and lands a big boot right in that knee. He picks Poe up, and dives a shoulder right down into it. Jobber is now playing to the crowd, who by their reaction obviously don’t care too much for the World Television Champion."
R.W.: "This could end up costing Jobber, as Poe has gotten back to his feet, but Jobber hits a drop toe hold to take Poe down, and again goes right after the knee!"
T.R.: "That just completely deflated the crowd, who have gotten firmly behind Jarod Poe here. Jobber is again wrenching that knee, trying to keep the bigger man off his feet, but Poe continues to fight out of everything The Jobber has to offer. But now, Jobber has Poe up, and a big suplex to Poe. Here’s a cover, 1-2-and Poe kicks out!"
R.W.: "Jobber might be smelling blood here. It looks as though he might be going for The Tiger Driver, and he hits it, and that leads directly into the step over toe hold!!!! He has it locked in on the injured right leg of Jarod Poe, but Poe refuses to submit. Poe is inching towards the rope, as the crowd cheers him on! He has been injured but has an answer for everything so far, let’s see what happens now!"
T.R.: "Poe is inching towards the rope, and he makes it!!! Jobber is refusing to let go of the hold, and Poe powers out of it! The crowd erupts now, as Poe is shrugging off all the pain, and he rises to his feet! Jobber begs off, but Poe continues to stalk him, trying to ignore that knee. He grabs Jobber again by the hair, whips him off the rope, flying clothesline! He picks him up, lifts him on his shoulder, Death Valley Driver!! Cover, 1-2-and Jobber just gets out!"
R.W.: "Poe is staying on the attack, Jobber kicks the leg, but Poe just ignores it, this man truly seems to enjoy pain! He now has Jobber on the top rope, SUDDEN IMPACT! A beautiful release superplex there, Jobber hit hard!! And now Jobber is trying to roll to the outside. He is in a world of trouble here!"
T.R.: "Poe is following him to the outside, and JOBBER BLASTED POE WITH A CHAIR! The referee has called for the bell! Jobber just got blatantly disqualified!"
R.W.: "But look, Poe is shrugging it off, it had no effect!!! Jobber blasts him again, and Poe takes it!! Poe is now charging Jobber, grabs him, Fading Light on the outside!!! And now Poe drags Jobber over here to the announce table, POISON DART THROUGH THE TABLE!!!"
T.R.: "Oh my word, Poe just hit the Poison Dart and put Jobber right through our table, and Jobber is motionless. Poe now has Jobber’s TV Title belt, and drapes it across The Jobber’s waist in a most sarcastic fashion. Poe now enters the ring, and raises a hand!"
MATT FALEY: "Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, JAROD POE!!!! (crowd pops, CUE-UP: "Shadow Man" by W.A.S.P., Poe is in the ring, as Masked Blazer can be seen entering the ring behind him)
T.R.: "Masked Blazer! Masked Blazer is in the ring, and Poe doesn’t see him!"
R.W.: "He comes behind Poe, and is tapping him on the shoulder, Poe turns around, FIRE BALL!!!!!"
T.R.: "MASKED BLAZER JUST RELEASED THAT FIRE BALL IN THE FACE OF POE!!! Poe is rolling on the ground, that might have burned him badly!!! Security is chasing Masked Blazer away, and paramedics are rushing to the aid of Jarod Poe! What in God’s name is going on here?!?!"
(the last shots we see are of Jarod Poe, his hands over his face, as paramedics rush to his side, FADEOUT)
Copyright 2002
Great Lakes Championship Wrestling
TONY ROSS: "What a night we have had here in South Bend. We’ve seen the Unholy Alliance retain the tag team titles. Also, we’ve seen some very disturbing words from Masked Blazer."
RICK WISEMAN: "Also, Sean Edmunds picked up a huge win over Troy Martinez, and Jean Rabesque pulled out a win over Jon Skieler. It’s now time for tonight’s main event!"
(CUTTO: Matt Faley in the ring)
MATT FALEY: "This contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the GLCW World Television Championship!! (crowd pops, CUE-UP: "Shadow Man" by W.A.S.P.) Coming to the ring, from Hell, Michigan, weighing in at 265 lbs., JAROD POE!!"
(crowd gives a somewhat mixed reaction, although the majority of it seems to be positive as Poe walks to the ring, his body appears pierced and tattooed, as it normally is, and he pays little attention to what is going on around him, CUE-UP: "Lawnmower" by Worthless United)
M.F.: "And his opponent, from Whitelandia, U.S.A., weighing in at 220 lbs., he is the GLCW World Television Champion, THE JOBBER!"
(the crowd lets loose with their loudest boos of the night, and Jobber totally eats all of it up, he smiles as he cockily walks to the ring, wearing his traditional black, as he enters the ring, and plays a bit to the fans, Poe looks on intently, motionless)
T.R.: "This match has the potential to be a classic here. The Jobber is out to maintain that he can’t be defeated easily, and his record in that department speaks for itself. However, Golem lessened that accomplishment a bit."
R.W.: "Regardless, Jobber is the World Television Champion, as a result of winning that Gauntlet match in Chicago, but now, he has a very difficult test with Jarod Poe."
T.R.: "Lock-up to start, and Poe shoves Jobber down to the mat, Jobber back up, and the same thing happens again. Jobber is not going to win a battle of strength here against Poe. Jobber back up, ducks under Poe, and hits a dropkick to Poe’s right knee, and he staggers a bit. Off the ropes with another dropkick to the knee and Poe goes down."
R.W.: "Smart strategy here early by the Jobber, don’t try to match power with Poe. Right now, he’s really wrenching that knee, but Poe kicks out and Jobber goes sprawling, pick up and a slam by Poe, cover, 1-2- and Jobber easily kicks out."
T.R.: "Poe now whips Jobber into the rope, ducks his head too early and gets a kick in the face as a result, Jobber now hits a flying crossbody off the ropes, here’s a cover, 1-and Poe easily gets out. Jobber stays on the attack. He puts the right leg of Poe on the bottom rope, and is jumping up and bringing all his weight down on the leg. Jobber definitely has a plan coming into this match."
R.W.: "Jobber now bounces off the opposite ropes, he jumps after the leg, and Poe moves, and Jobber straddles the middle rope, that’s sure not going to feel very comfortable in the morning! Poe is now back on the attack, and hits a standing vertical suplex!! He picks him up again, and hits another vertical suplex. Poe’s power seems to be too much for The Jobber. And now Poe hits a DDT, here’s a cover, 1-2-and Jobber just manages to get out!"
T.R.: "Jobber just now manages to roll to the outside of the ring, and Poe follows, but Jobber was waiting for him with another dropkick to the knee! And now a standing clothesline takes Poe down. Jobber throws Poe back into the ring, but stays on the outside, he is dragging Poe to the corner, and no, he’s not!"
R.W.: "Jobber is putting the Figure Four on Poe around the ring post! Poe seems to be in a bit of trouble here, but Jobber needs to be careful not to get counted out!"
T.R.: "Well, that might be exactly what he’s going for Rick."
R.W.: "Very good point, but Jobber finally does release the hold, and climbs back in the ring. And now, he lands an elbow right down on that knee."
T.R.: "Good strategy by Jobber, but he just can’t seem to keep Poe down. Poe, who is obviously in some pain, continues to shrug it off, almost as if he enjoys it. Jobber is begging off now, as Poe almost seems to be stalking him! Poe, grabs Jobber by the hair, picks him up, POWERSLAM!"
R.W.: "Jobber’s going to have to come up with something here, as Poe just continues to charge! And now Poe hits another DDT on Jobber, another cover, 1-2- and Jobber just barely kicks out of this one!"
T.R.: "And now Poe picks up Jobber again, but Jobber rolls over on top, Sunset Flip, 1-2-and Poe barely kicks out, and now both men come to their feet, much to the delight of the audience here in South Bend. Jobber goes for a punch it’s blocked, another, again blocked, Jobber drops to a knee, and LOW BLOW! That will even the score in a hurry."
R.W.: "And now with Poe back on the ground, The Jobber goes right back after the knee. This knee of Poe’s has been hurt in the past, and Jobber is doing everything in his power to try to exploit that. He now lays out and presses all of his weight directly on that right knee of Jarod Poe, who is trying to grab Jobber, but can’t get a hold."
T.R: "Jobber now bounces up, and lands a big boot right in that knee. He picks Poe up, and dives a shoulder right down into it. Jobber is now playing to the crowd, who by their reaction obviously don’t care too much for the World Television Champion."
R.W.: "This could end up costing Jobber, as Poe has gotten back to his feet, but Jobber hits a drop toe hold to take Poe down, and again goes right after the knee!"
T.R.: "That just completely deflated the crowd, who have gotten firmly behind Jarod Poe here. Jobber is again wrenching that knee, trying to keep the bigger man off his feet, but Poe continues to fight out of everything The Jobber has to offer. But now, Jobber has Poe up, and a big suplex to Poe. Here’s a cover, 1-2-and Poe kicks out!"
R.W.: "Jobber might be smelling blood here. It looks as though he might be going for The Tiger Driver, and he hits it, and that leads directly into the step over toe hold!!!! He has it locked in on the injured right leg of Jarod Poe, but Poe refuses to submit. Poe is inching towards the rope, as the crowd cheers him on! He has been injured but has an answer for everything so far, let’s see what happens now!"
T.R.: "Poe is inching towards the rope, and he makes it!!! Jobber is refusing to let go of the hold, and Poe powers out of it! The crowd erupts now, as Poe is shrugging off all the pain, and he rises to his feet! Jobber begs off, but Poe continues to stalk him, trying to ignore that knee. He grabs Jobber again by the hair, whips him off the rope, flying clothesline! He picks him up, lifts him on his shoulder, Death Valley Driver!! Cover, 1-2-and Jobber just gets out!"
R.W.: "Poe is staying on the attack, Jobber kicks the leg, but Poe just ignores it, this man truly seems to enjoy pain! He now has Jobber on the top rope, SUDDEN IMPACT! A beautiful release superplex there, Jobber hit hard!! And now Jobber is trying to roll to the outside. He is in a world of trouble here!"
T.R.: "Poe is following him to the outside, and JOBBER BLASTED POE WITH A CHAIR! The referee has called for the bell! Jobber just got blatantly disqualified!"
R.W.: "But look, Poe is shrugging it off, it had no effect!!! Jobber blasts him again, and Poe takes it!! Poe is now charging Jobber, grabs him, Fading Light on the outside!!! And now Poe drags Jobber over here to the announce table, POISON DART THROUGH THE TABLE!!!"
T.R.: "Oh my word, Poe just hit the Poison Dart and put Jobber right through our table, and Jobber is motionless. Poe now has Jobber’s TV Title belt, and drapes it across The Jobber’s waist in a most sarcastic fashion. Poe now enters the ring, and raises a hand!"
MATT FALEY: "Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, JAROD POE!!!! (crowd pops, CUE-UP: "Shadow Man" by W.A.S.P., Poe is in the ring, as Masked Blazer can be seen entering the ring behind him)
T.R.: "Masked Blazer! Masked Blazer is in the ring, and Poe doesn’t see him!"
R.W.: "He comes behind Poe, and is tapping him on the shoulder, Poe turns around, FIRE BALL!!!!!"
T.R.: "MASKED BLAZER JUST RELEASED THAT FIRE BALL IN THE FACE OF POE!!! Poe is rolling on the ground, that might have burned him badly!!! Security is chasing Masked Blazer away, and paramedics are rushing to the aid of Jarod Poe! What in God’s name is going on here?!?!"
(the last shots we see are of Jarod Poe, his hands over his face, as paramedics rush to his side, FADEOUT)
Copyright 2002
Great Lakes Championship Wrestling