(Kandi Reed knocks on Sean's hotel room door.)
Sean: (from inside) Who is it?
Kandi: Kandi Reed. You booked interview time today.
(The door flys open and Sean roughly pulls Kandi and the cameraman into the room. The room is a complete mess. The bed is propped up across the window with two tables on top of it. Blankets and sheets are pinned to the wall and were covered by a map drawn in marker. The map represented the United States of America and had X'sall over with arrows pointing in different directions.)
Kandi: Sean, what is going . . .
Sean: Sshhhhh! The world is coming to and end.
Kandi: What?
Sean: I saw the news reoprt on TV. Aliens have landed and are attacking everywhere. Huge aliens with weapons more sophisticated than anything I've ever seen. The military's weapons are useless against them. It'd too bad to. I was really looking forward to beating the tar out fo DDS again. I mean, come on, DDS? Again? How many times do I have to embarass this guy before the EUWC realizes that he's no match for me. GUess it doesn't matter now. What with the world coming to an end and all.
Kandi: I don't think the world is coming to an end, Sean.
Sean: Your optimism is refreshing, Kandi, but I've seen the aliens on TV. They're bigger than skyscrapers. If our weapons aren't helping then our only chance to survive is to hide. Those stupid celebrities think they can help out but they don't stand a chance.
Kandi: Celebrities? What celebrities?
Sean: Tom Cruise, Tim Robbins, that little brat from Uptown Girls. They're all trying to stop the invasion.
Kandi: Wait a minute. Tom Cruise?
Sean: Yeah. It's a shame too. I was really looking forward to Minority Report 2.
Kandi: Sean, are you sure you weren't watching a preview for War of the Worlds?
Sean: War of the Worlds! That was the headline on CNN!
Kandi: No, Sean. That was a preview for the summer blockbuster directed by Steven Speilberg.
Sean: Steven Speilberg?
Kandi: Yes.
Sean: So there are no aliens?
Kandi: No.
Sean: It was just a movie?
Kandi: Yes.
Sean: Hmm. Well, at least I still get a chance to beat up DDS this week.
Kandi: Would you like a hand putting this room back to normal?
Sean: Thanks, Kandi, that would be great. I gotta get to the gym. With all the alien stuff, I missed my daily workout and the gym closes in an hour. Thanks for taking care of the room, Kandi.
(Sean leaves a confused and bewildered Kandi in the disaster of a hotel room.)
