Sean Taylor European Vacation 3: Scandanavia

[Sean Taylor]

(Location: Olso, Norway. Sean Taylor and Kandi Reed are sitting in a hockey arena watching a practise session of the Norway National Hockey Team.)

Sean: See, Kandi, this is the key to success.

Kandi: (shivering) A cold arena?

Sean: Yes, a cold are . . . no, no. Practise.

Kandi: Oh.

Sean: Every championship calibre athlete needs to practise to be the best at what he or she does.

Kandi: What about you?

Sean: What about me?

Kandi: Well, you claim to be the Undisputed Greatest International whatever, yet you're taking a vacation right before the biggest title defense/shot of your life.

Sean: First off, I don't claim to be the Undisputed Greatest International Champion in the History of the EUWC, I am the Undisputed Greatest International Champion in the History of the EUWC. Second, I don't need to practise.

Kandi: What? How can you . . .

Sean: Hey, Kandi. Did you know that there was orignally only one goalie, one center, and two defensemen on the Norway National Hockey Team? They were dubbed "The Four Norsemen".

Kandi: Sean! How can you say that you don't need to practise? You're fighting Danny Collins in the biggest match of your career for the EUWC World Title.

Sean: So?

Kandi: So, how do you expect to win the match without properly preparing for it?

(Sean picks up and points to his rulebook.)

Sean: Besides, I don't really need it. I am much more talented, more cunning, . . .

Kandi: More knowledgable of the rules.

Sean: Exactly! Collins doesn't stand a chance against me. That World Title is going to be mine. But I do have one problem.

Kandi: What's that?

Sean: After Blood Bath, which of the two belts should I put around my waist and which should I hang over my shoulder?

(Fade to black.)