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Scotty Sanders vs. The Jobber
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tony101882
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(Scene again opens to a deserted gym. Scotty is viewable in the distance working over a heavybag.)
Sanders: I said I wanted competition and that looks like what I've got. I've drew The Jobber, an accomplished wrestler who has proven himself several times before.
(Continues to punch the bag)
Did I bite off more than I can chew? Maybe. But that's alright. You see a win over a nobody doesn't get you anywhere. No one takes notice, no one cares. That not why I'm here.
(punches bag)
I'm here to get noticed, to make a name for myself, to do something no one and I mean NO ONE thought I could do. To prove to all those backhome that my dreams can and WILL come true, if I work hard enough. Jobber, take my advice, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME, I may be a rookie, but I'm the hungriest individual that you've ever stepped into the ring with.
(Goes back to punching the bag with various combinations)
Sanders: I said I wanted competition and that looks like what I've got. I've drew The Jobber, an accomplished wrestler who has proven himself several times before.
(Continues to punch the bag)
Did I bite off more than I can chew? Maybe. But that's alright. You see a win over a nobody doesn't get you anywhere. No one takes notice, no one cares. That not why I'm here.
(punches bag)
I'm here to get noticed, to make a name for myself, to do something no one and I mean NO ONE thought I could do. To prove to all those backhome that my dreams can and WILL come true, if I work hard enough. Jobber, take my advice, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME, I may be a rookie, but I'm the hungriest individual that you've ever stepped into the ring with.
(Goes back to punching the bag with various combinations)
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(Cue up "Break on Through (To the Other Side) by the Doors.)
(Fade into the Jobber outside for a change, walking through his backyard, then coming to a stop in front of some pine trees.)
The Jobber: I laid down the gauntlet. I'd face anyone for no gain. All I wanted was a challenge, to show why I am who I say I am.
But when you place a challenge for anyone, it would seem that while you mean "someone good" it is just as likely as you will end up against someone so far below yourself that it is laughable.
Scotty Sanders, this challenge wasn't meant for a person like you. Perhaps you are on the same skill level as some of those mentioned, Jared Wells for instance. He's a former champion that has never been remotely talented and only gotten his fame due to the low caliber of the competition he has faced and how he is constantly thrust into the spotlight only to fail where ever he goes with anything resembling skilled grapplers.
I may have intended to destroy some rather untalented individuals in matches that would have been relatively easy victories but it was done so to prove a point. Sanders, what point is proven by defeating you? No matter, as right now someone simply must go down to show that this isn't a time for the GLCW to assume I've faded away and I can finally be moved out of the spotlight as they tried so many times. I'm not leaving so easily.
I'm not here to be the test of an untried greenhorn. Sanders, realize by stepping into the ring with me you are agreeing to become a statement. A statement that this is no longer a child's game where violence isn't cherished.
You will be the first wreckage strewn about the Great Lakes in my campaign. This is no longer a passing interest. I'm not going to go down as the person who faded away, when I can be the person who left a path of bodies in GLCW.
So guess what, you have officially been underestimated. This isn't going to be a competition for me Sanders, simply a chance to say, "This man was put in front of me, and he surrendered. You will do the same." If this irks you, so be it, but the end result will be no different. The match will end and you will have become not a wrestler but a message.
(Fade out)
(Fade into the Jobber outside for a change, walking through his backyard, then coming to a stop in front of some pine trees.)
The Jobber: I laid down the gauntlet. I'd face anyone for no gain. All I wanted was a challenge, to show why I am who I say I am.
But when you place a challenge for anyone, it would seem that while you mean "someone good" it is just as likely as you will end up against someone so far below yourself that it is laughable.
Scotty Sanders, this challenge wasn't meant for a person like you. Perhaps you are on the same skill level as some of those mentioned, Jared Wells for instance. He's a former champion that has never been remotely talented and only gotten his fame due to the low caliber of the competition he has faced and how he is constantly thrust into the spotlight only to fail where ever he goes with anything resembling skilled grapplers.
I may have intended to destroy some rather untalented individuals in matches that would have been relatively easy victories but it was done so to prove a point. Sanders, what point is proven by defeating you? No matter, as right now someone simply must go down to show that this isn't a time for the GLCW to assume I've faded away and I can finally be moved out of the spotlight as they tried so many times. I'm not leaving so easily.
I'm not here to be the test of an untried greenhorn. Sanders, realize by stepping into the ring with me you are agreeing to become a statement. A statement that this is no longer a child's game where violence isn't cherished.
You will be the first wreckage strewn about the Great Lakes in my campaign. This is no longer a passing interest. I'm not going to go down as the person who faded away, when I can be the person who left a path of bodies in GLCW.
So guess what, you have officially been underestimated. This isn't going to be a competition for me Sanders, simply a chance to say, "This man was put in front of me, and he surrendered. You will do the same." If this irks you, so be it, but the end result will be no different. The match will end and you will have become not a wrestler but a message.
(Fade out)
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(opens to a local track, Sanders is running toward the camera and stops)
Sanders: Go ahead, underestimate me, but don’t say you weren’t fair warned. I’m here to prove to myself that I’m as tough as I think I am, and Jobber, your going to be the stepping stone. You see, I respect your accomplishments in this sport, but don’t get me wrong I DON’T RESPECT YOU, and I DON”T RESPECT the way you prove yourself.
(pauses…thinking)
Take for example…your match against Hawk. The rookie took you to school in the ring. Out of the ring that’s where you saved yourself. Using the corner post, or the concrete floor, to do your “dirty” work. You couldn’t do it in the ring, so you had to resort to cheap ways. But, it has to be expected. Do yourself a favor, don’t think I’m gonna go outside and play your little games…if you want to get counted out…fine…but I’m gonna prove myself in the ring, without any help.
(again pauses…collecting his thoughts)
One last thing, you want to make me an example? An example of how ruthless you can be…Bring it on, because inside the ring…YOUR NOTHING.
( turns and jogs off)
Sanders: Go ahead, underestimate me, but don’t say you weren’t fair warned. I’m here to prove to myself that I’m as tough as I think I am, and Jobber, your going to be the stepping stone. You see, I respect your accomplishments in this sport, but don’t get me wrong I DON’T RESPECT YOU, and I DON”T RESPECT the way you prove yourself.
(pauses…thinking)
Take for example…your match against Hawk. The rookie took you to school in the ring. Out of the ring that’s where you saved yourself. Using the corner post, or the concrete floor, to do your “dirty” work. You couldn’t do it in the ring, so you had to resort to cheap ways. But, it has to be expected. Do yourself a favor, don’t think I’m gonna go outside and play your little games…if you want to get counted out…fine…but I’m gonna prove myself in the ring, without any help.
(again pauses…collecting his thoughts)
One last thing, you want to make me an example? An example of how ruthless you can be…Bring it on, because inside the ring…YOUR NOTHING.
( turns and jogs off)
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(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia Compound. Sitting on his deck the Jobber tosses the paper aside, and speaks.)
The Jobber: So some no talent bottom feeding green horn doesn't respect me. Do you hear the dissapointment in my voice? Do you see the tears in my eyes? I care.
Really.
I've destroyed everyone, Jared Poe, Sean Edmunds, Golem, each of them in the middle of the ring. So when I'm insulted by the GLCW and given a match with Golden Hawk. Excuse me for not giving a crap about a bottom feeding green horn like Golden Hawk, but I'm sure you have to stick up for your peers.
I'd point out the irony of a worthless unproven bottom feeding green horn without any accomplishments, heralds, or anything else to make a man respectable in this sport telling me that I am nothing, and that he doesn't respect me, but why waste my time.
My boy, I must say that while you do not respect me now, in the near future you will fear me. You will fear the end of your career as I bend your leg in ways the human anatomy was never meant to be contorted. You will fear for your life as I continue to beat on you for being an overconfident peon.
The nerve of some people, to claim that a man of my caliber is a "stepping stone". Your only chance in this match was to allow myself to fall into a fit of apathy. Maybe there was a chance that I could care so little that you could squeak a draw out of this contest. But by trying to claim that I am your stepping stone? My boy you have simply sealed your fate. What will follow is the worst hazing of your life.
Sanders, claim you have no respect, but never ever say that I am a stepping stone when no talent hack green horns such as yourself are the only stepping stones in this sport.
It's sad how in two weeks no one will even remember your name while I will have finally gotten the respect I deserve as I get the chance to maim more game no talent hacks such as Jared Wells and Poe. Poe still holds my Television title, a belt he never earned, and Wells has so many times held titles he never earned, and people with talent wouldn't even want to hold. Sanders, you may be on their level of skill, but you will never even get the chance to hold belts that aren't meant for you, because this will be the final match of your career.
Toodle oo.
(Fade out)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia Compound. Sitting on his deck the Jobber tosses the paper aside, and speaks.)
The Jobber: So some no talent bottom feeding green horn doesn't respect me. Do you hear the dissapointment in my voice? Do you see the tears in my eyes? I care.
Really.
I've destroyed everyone, Jared Poe, Sean Edmunds, Golem, each of them in the middle of the ring. So when I'm insulted by the GLCW and given a match with Golden Hawk. Excuse me for not giving a crap about a bottom feeding green horn like Golden Hawk, but I'm sure you have to stick up for your peers.
I'd point out the irony of a worthless unproven bottom feeding green horn without any accomplishments, heralds, or anything else to make a man respectable in this sport telling me that I am nothing, and that he doesn't respect me, but why waste my time.
My boy, I must say that while you do not respect me now, in the near future you will fear me. You will fear the end of your career as I bend your leg in ways the human anatomy was never meant to be contorted. You will fear for your life as I continue to beat on you for being an overconfident peon.
The nerve of some people, to claim that a man of my caliber is a "stepping stone". Your only chance in this match was to allow myself to fall into a fit of apathy. Maybe there was a chance that I could care so little that you could squeak a draw out of this contest. But by trying to claim that I am your stepping stone? My boy you have simply sealed your fate. What will follow is the worst hazing of your life.
Sanders, claim you have no respect, but never ever say that I am a stepping stone when no talent hack green horns such as yourself are the only stepping stones in this sport.
It's sad how in two weeks no one will even remember your name while I will have finally gotten the respect I deserve as I get the chance to maim more game no talent hacks such as Jared Wells and Poe. Poe still holds my Television title, a belt he never earned, and Wells has so many times held titles he never earned, and people with talent wouldn't even want to hold. Sanders, you may be on their level of skill, but you will never even get the chance to hold belts that aren't meant for you, because this will be the final match of your career.
Toodle oo.
(Fade out)
tony101882
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(Open up to another high school track, Sanders is seen running the bleachers, he stops to speak to the camera, sweating and out of breath.)
Ya know Jobber, you don't have to lie. Your cockiness, your confidence it's only skin deep.
You claim you've beaten everyone this company has to offer. That may have been true, but it is no longer. You haven't, nor will you, BEAT ME. You see, I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna be intimidated be your threats. I'm in better shape than you, I'm certainly more mentally stable than you, but most of all I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. I've given it all up to the best, and like I said before, your just a stepping stone.
Fired up yet? I know! Why don't you explain to me how bad you are.
I haven't heard that before. Tell me how your going to mame me.
It's all crap. It's all a way to try to psyche me out. I've got news for ya, its not going to. As much as you want to, you can't get inside my head.
Jobber quit lying to yourself and everyone else, quit putting up that "tough guy" front, to scare others off. It may have worked in the past, but times have changed and your competition has changed.
(Runs off and continues to climb the bleachers)
Ya know Jobber, you don't have to lie. Your cockiness, your confidence it's only skin deep.
You claim you've beaten everyone this company has to offer. That may have been true, but it is no longer. You haven't, nor will you, BEAT ME. You see, I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna be intimidated be your threats. I'm in better shape than you, I'm certainly more mentally stable than you, but most of all I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. I've given it all up to the best, and like I said before, your just a stepping stone.
Fired up yet? I know! Why don't you explain to me how bad you are.
I haven't heard that before. Tell me how your going to mame me.
It's all crap. It's all a way to try to psyche me out. I've got news for ya, its not going to. As much as you want to, you can't get inside my head.
Jobber quit lying to yourself and everyone else, quit putting up that "tough guy" front, to scare others off. It may have worked in the past, but times have changed and your competition has changed.
(Runs off and continues to climb the bleachers)
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(Cue up "Seperate Ways" by Journey)
(Fade in to the Jobber seated in his living room, just like old times. No TV title though, so it's not exactly like old times.)
The Jobber: What logic I have to face in Scotty Sanders. He argues how I have not yet beat him, and that somehow disproves my claims of how I have beaten so many people.
Scotty Sanders, not only are you no one, you are an unknown no one who hasn't made a dent in the sport. Generally people brag about beating people who have at least made a dent. So even if I had beat you at some time I wouldn't even remember it since frankly you are just not worth remembering. You have nothing to lose because you have never won anything. Not exactly a position of power is it?
Am I to fear the man who has never won anything? The man with no name, with no face, who has made no impact?
Should he be taken seriously? Is he just a stepping stone. No, and yes.
But of course, this is just a tough guy front. Inside I am afraid to death of a man who has done nothing as a wrestler. All I hear from you is how you've done nothing and yet you expect me to cave in and admit my confidence is a facade. You swear by how you have nothing to lose, how you've done so little that a loss will be meaningly, yet I am supposed to be filled with fear.
Does this seem a bit far fetched?
I know it does to me. Frankly I'm not worried about psyching out a man like you Scotty, you just aren't worth it. I can take you down easily, and cripple you in minutes. But you continue to whine about how I'm not giving you credit, and how you've somehow gotten to me.
Face facts, you haven't and you just aren't a worthwhile enough opponent for anyone in GLCW let alone myself to worry about you. Try to make a name for yourself in this match, it will be an entertainingly futile attempt. Try to prove you aren't just another worthless hack. Your failure will make it that much more pleasent when you slam your fists into that mat trying to make me break the hold that could end your career.
But this is all skin deep. I'm the one who is cowering in fear under the surface, of the man who wants to do nothing but run around in some futile attempt to look like he is preparing. I'm not impressed by two seconds of running or punching, especially from you. In the end you will not be able to mouth off about how you are some up and comer with nothing to lose, and frankly at this point that is the best thing that I can give to the wrestling fans, because everyone is sick of such a tired old spiel.
(Fade Out)
(Fade in to the Jobber seated in his living room, just like old times. No TV title though, so it's not exactly like old times.)
The Jobber: What logic I have to face in Scotty Sanders. He argues how I have not yet beat him, and that somehow disproves my claims of how I have beaten so many people.
Scotty Sanders, not only are you no one, you are an unknown no one who hasn't made a dent in the sport. Generally people brag about beating people who have at least made a dent. So even if I had beat you at some time I wouldn't even remember it since frankly you are just not worth remembering. You have nothing to lose because you have never won anything. Not exactly a position of power is it?
Am I to fear the man who has never won anything? The man with no name, with no face, who has made no impact?
Should he be taken seriously? Is he just a stepping stone. No, and yes.
But of course, this is just a tough guy front. Inside I am afraid to death of a man who has done nothing as a wrestler. All I hear from you is how you've done nothing and yet you expect me to cave in and admit my confidence is a facade. You swear by how you have nothing to lose, how you've done so little that a loss will be meaningly, yet I am supposed to be filled with fear.
Does this seem a bit far fetched?
I know it does to me. Frankly I'm not worried about psyching out a man like you Scotty, you just aren't worth it. I can take you down easily, and cripple you in minutes. But you continue to whine about how I'm not giving you credit, and how you've somehow gotten to me.
Face facts, you haven't and you just aren't a worthwhile enough opponent for anyone in GLCW let alone myself to worry about you. Try to make a name for yourself in this match, it will be an entertainingly futile attempt. Try to prove you aren't just another worthless hack. Your failure will make it that much more pleasent when you slam your fists into that mat trying to make me break the hold that could end your career.
But this is all skin deep. I'm the one who is cowering in fear under the surface, of the man who wants to do nothing but run around in some futile attempt to look like he is preparing. I'm not impressed by two seconds of running or punching, especially from you. In the end you will not be able to mouth off about how you are some up and comer with nothing to lose, and frankly at this point that is the best thing that I can give to the wrestling fans, because everyone is sick of such a tired old spiel.
(Fade Out)
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(Fade In to another local gym, Sanders is seen running a treadmill.)
Jobber, how dare you call me a no one. How dare you underestimate me. I've got news for ya, beating me could elevate anyone's career, especially yours, to all new levels.
Because of your inferior intellect, your probably wondering where I get off making such claims.
I'll break it down for ya so you'll understand. I am one of the few wrestlers left in this business who are....UNDEFEATED. That's right. You heard me, I'm undefeated. Ya know what that means. No one and I MEAN NO ONE has beaten me. I'm a virgin, when it comes to loses. I am untainted. Not one person has been able to pin my shoulders to the mat. I dare say I'm invincable.
But does being unbeatable cause my head to swell. NO SIRREE. I'm just like any other guy. I still train and workout, just like the mortal men I see in GLCW everyday.
Jobb, dude, can I call you that? Don't squander your chance to be immortal too, by blowing me off, give me a fair fight, and fate might just smile down on you, like it has on me.
(Fade out)
Jobber, how dare you call me a no one. How dare you underestimate me. I've got news for ya, beating me could elevate anyone's career, especially yours, to all new levels.
Because of your inferior intellect, your probably wondering where I get off making such claims.
I'll break it down for ya so you'll understand. I am one of the few wrestlers left in this business who are....UNDEFEATED. That's right. You heard me, I'm undefeated. Ya know what that means. No one and I MEAN NO ONE has beaten me. I'm a virgin, when it comes to loses. I am untainted. Not one person has been able to pin my shoulders to the mat. I dare say I'm invincable.
But does being unbeatable cause my head to swell. NO SIRREE. I'm just like any other guy. I still train and workout, just like the mortal men I see in GLCW everyday.
Jobb, dude, can I call you that? Don't squander your chance to be immortal too, by blowing me off, give me a fair fight, and fate might just smile down on you, like it has on me.
(Fade out)
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(Cue up "Hero" by Ministry.)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia compound. Cut to the rec room where the Jobber sits amoung a variety of fitness equipment.)
The Jobber: I could sit here acting like I was training, as if the 3 seconds of footage of me running, punching or lifting was going to be the difference in this matchup.
But I'm not a delusional twit, so I don't think I will.
Scotty Sanders on the other hand seems to be. So you are undefeated? You will make my career if I beat you? I will become one of the wrestling legends if I only pin your shoulders to the mat? Oh goody goody gum drops, I sure will try really hard to win this match now! I'm sure it will be a hard fought fairly won contest! Yeah...
Scotty Sanders, you seem to be a bit confused. You are not a legend, you are not important, you are not semi important, you are simply NOTHING. It isn't difficult to be undefeated when you are an unimportant peon who hasn't fought anyone of any significant ability. And it isn't difficult to get a swelled head when you are a worthless peon. If you did grow a large ego from your meager accomplishments then my good boy, I would have to think you an even larger moron than I now think. The man who has accomplished nothing doesn't have an ego. Would you like a medal? I mean is there any more down to earth person than Scotty Sanders, the man who thinks he is a career making legend? I can't think of anyone!
Oh... wait.
I'm not exactly sure how you managed to be even less intelligent than you are talented or interesting, but you did prove it this time. I'm not sure if you intended to intimidate me, or make me giggle like a school girl, but you have managed to do both.
I'm sure you are all wondering what I mean by that, so let me explain. While I do think it is funny that Scotty Sanders actually thinks he is important, and beyond that he thinks he can beat me, but there is a more disturbing side to it. As we all know metal re... ly challanged people can suddenly display immense strength. This ta... special people power could be an advantage for Scotty Sanders in this match, so I'll have to off set that with some stuffed animal or other toy to amuse his juvenile mind. Not the most intricate plan, I know but we can't confuse the little tyke, can we?
Scotty, one of these days I'll find out what drugs you are doing to put you in this odd state of mind, but until then I guess I will have to settle for you being a tiny baby step back up the ladder. Hopefully GLCW will not insult me in my next match with such an under developed opponent. I'm somewhat sorry that I will have to injure someone in your mental state, but your laughable boasts have annoyed me a bit, and frankly I'm just sick of not being taken seriously. So if I have to further handicap a handicapped person to get a real challenge, so be it.
(Fade out)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia compound. Cut to the rec room where the Jobber sits amoung a variety of fitness equipment.)
The Jobber: I could sit here acting like I was training, as if the 3 seconds of footage of me running, punching or lifting was going to be the difference in this matchup.
But I'm not a delusional twit, so I don't think I will.
Scotty Sanders on the other hand seems to be. So you are undefeated? You will make my career if I beat you? I will become one of the wrestling legends if I only pin your shoulders to the mat? Oh goody goody gum drops, I sure will try really hard to win this match now! I'm sure it will be a hard fought fairly won contest! Yeah...
Scotty Sanders, you seem to be a bit confused. You are not a legend, you are not important, you are not semi important, you are simply NOTHING. It isn't difficult to be undefeated when you are an unimportant peon who hasn't fought anyone of any significant ability. And it isn't difficult to get a swelled head when you are a worthless peon. If you did grow a large ego from your meager accomplishments then my good boy, I would have to think you an even larger moron than I now think. The man who has accomplished nothing doesn't have an ego. Would you like a medal? I mean is there any more down to earth person than Scotty Sanders, the man who thinks he is a career making legend? I can't think of anyone!
Oh... wait.
I'm not exactly sure how you managed to be even less intelligent than you are talented or interesting, but you did prove it this time. I'm not sure if you intended to intimidate me, or make me giggle like a school girl, but you have managed to do both.
I'm sure you are all wondering what I mean by that, so let me explain. While I do think it is funny that Scotty Sanders actually thinks he is important, and beyond that he thinks he can beat me, but there is a more disturbing side to it. As we all know metal re... ly challanged people can suddenly display immense strength. This ta... special people power could be an advantage for Scotty Sanders in this match, so I'll have to off set that with some stuffed animal or other toy to amuse his juvenile mind. Not the most intricate plan, I know but we can't confuse the little tyke, can we?
Scotty, one of these days I'll find out what drugs you are doing to put you in this odd state of mind, but until then I guess I will have to settle for you being a tiny baby step back up the ladder. Hopefully GLCW will not insult me in my next match with such an under developed opponent. I'm somewhat sorry that I will have to injure someone in your mental state, but your laughable boasts have annoyed me a bit, and frankly I'm just sick of not being taken seriously. So if I have to further handicap a handicapped person to get a real challenge, so be it.
(Fade out)