(Fade in to Sanders sitting in a locker room applying icy-hot to his legs.)
Well, things in Akron didn't go as planned. I planned on winning, but Jobber had other ideas. It's cool though, I'll move on, and hopefully next time my legs won't go out on me.
With all thats went down at Akron I've been thinking. Justice, you had problems with your legs too. Sure, your's didn't go out on ya, but I saw that twinkle in your eye when Grossard had himself a feel. And it was that twinkle of delight that eventually cost you the match.
What I'm getting at Justice is, well...how do I say it? Your obviously gay, and that's cool but it just doesn't go in a wrestling ring. Your gayness has cost you one match already, and that's unfortunate because you really have talent.
Sanders mumbles under his breath, "Both inside and outside the ring."
So I'll make ya a deal.
If you lay off may injury and don't focus on my wounded leg, I'll promise to avoid wearing wrestling tights and wear some baggy sweatpants so you won't be distracted.
It sounds fair to me, so just think about it.
But for now I've got to hit the showers so I'm gonna let you go...so ya know...it doesn't get weird for ya.
(Sanders walks off wrapped in a towel.)