(We fade into a locker room where we see none other than Mary Jane Ashcroft sitting down on a bench. She looks to have just gotten done with a heavy workout as she seems to be honestly tired. She is wearing a black pair of workout pants and a red sports bra. She is slowly removing the sports tape from around her hands when she starts to speak, not acknowledging the camera)
Mary: You know something, when I told the GXW..sorry, GWE Front Office that I wanted to make an impact, they told me to go with what my gut told me and that was to call out the so called "GWE Women's Champion" in The "Blonde Bomber" Jennifer Rowe. Rowe, you think that at Revolution you can show me how to be a real wrestler like you? You think that you're going to teach me how to be a "Proper Wrestler" and to "Know my place"? I think bloody not, you pouncy bugger!! At Revolution, I'm going to definatally show you how to bloody wrestle like a real person in this profession bloody does it. I'll talk to you some more later, but first.
(She finishes removing the tape and quickly puts on some fresh tape. When she's done, she quickly slams her left fist into her right hand)
Mary: I need to get back to the gym so that I can make you utterly understand just how bloody bad you're going down. See you later, Rowe.
(Mary stands up and leaves the room as the screen fades to black)
(We once again fade into the gym where we last saw Mary Jane Ashcroft and she is working out hard on a heavy bag, hitting it with several vicious kicks and punches and the camera crew can tell that she's wearing the same clothing that she wore last time-a black pair of workout pants with a red sports bra. She stops for a few moments and then turns to face the camera)
Mary: Well, it's been a few days and still we've yet to hear anything from our resident women's champion and I honestly want to know why. Is she too busy getting her bloody nails done or some wanker **** like that? Rowe, I'm wanting you to get bloody serious and take this match serious because you're the champion and not some kind of ****ing fashion queen. This is Global Wrestling Evolution or Global Wrestling Xtreme and you're it's GXW Women's Champion, not it's ****ing Beauty Queen!
(Mary turns back around and starts to work on the bag again for a few more moments before turning back around to face the camera)
Mary: Sorry if it seems I'm being a bit rude, but I'm bound and determined to make my debut in GWE a memoribal one because I don't want an easy win against you and if you don't feel like I can beat you, then prove me bloody wrong you wanker! I'm not only going to be considered a serious contender to your belt, but I'm also seriously going to beat you into a bloody pulp as well as seriously take your belt. I'll see you in the ring.
(Mary turns back around and goes back to working out on the heavy bag as the screen fades to black)
OORP: My apologies to everyone for saying this, but I posted it over on the General Discussion board and want to make sure it's here as well. I am going out of town for a few days and this may be the only time I'll get to RP, except for maybe this coming Sunday. I will not be able to do a back-and-forth RPing spree every day this week but I will try to get something up Sunday. Thank you.
(Fade in: "The Blonde Bomber" Jennifer Rowe is on the phone with somebody. Rowe wears a tight-fitting pair of black pants and a white baby tee. She has a smug look on her face as she is talking with whoever is on the other end.)
Jennifer: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure Mary Jane Ashcroft is on _cloud_ number nine knowing she got the privilege of facing the GWE Women's champion.
(A chuckle, then a pause as she listens.)
Jennifer: Oh, I'm sure she is already thinking about putting the... how would you say... finishing touches on a championship celebration. Maybe head off to Reno or some place like that to celebrate.
(A snicker, then another pause.)
Jennifer: Hey, that's just wonderful. There's no question somebody like me should get to travel in style. A limousine will be perfect. Unlike Ashcroft, who would probably travel in something called the Highwind.
(She shares a laugh with whoever is on the other end of the phone.)
Jennifer: No problem at all... consider it a done deal. I'll see you all then.
(She hangs up the phone. A smile forms on her face.)
Jennifer: Ah, Mary Jane Ashcroft... if you only knew just how many ways I am going to teach you a lesson. I'll teach you more lessons than they could ever teach you at any beginner's hall. (Snickers) You just consider yourself lucky I decided to give you this learning experience, because next time I'm not going to be so kind to you.
Jennifer: Nor will I be so kind to anyone else on the women's roster. Because after Revolution is over... I will have sent a message, loud and clear, to everyone in GWE, that I am no longer going to allow anybody to walk all over me again.
(We fade to where Mary Jane has recentally finished yet another workout. She's watching Rowe's promo and looks slightly both slightly confused and angry at it. After a few more minutes, she reaches up and turns it off as she turns to face the camera)
Mary: You know something Rowe, I thought the promos leading up to us getting this match were of little true feeling like you felt that I wasn't worth your time and now I see this and I see that you're not taking your chosen profession seriously. But I am and I'm also taking this match seriously also because I'm sick and tired of people like you Rowe not taking me seriously. I'm going into Revolution with my boots laced and the thought of at least beating you down hard and making that little pretty face of your's bleed and look worse than it does right now. Because I'm sick and tired of watching the so called "Divas" of GWE get all the highlight matches while alot of us like Angel Garza, the members of Twin Phoenix and Rosanne Fairhurst and myself have to get by on pure talent, which is more than what I can say for you Rowe.
(Mary stands up and stretches, we can hear a series of loud pops and crunches as she does that)
Mary: You see, I've been working hard to get ready for our match, Rowe and I've been improving ever so slightly more everyday as we come closer to Revolution. Sometimes I feel my hands shaking in anger at what you say because you think that I don't have what it takes to make it in this profession let alone beat you. Well then, let me ask you something Rowe, if you're not worried about me beating you-then why have you apparentally asked a friend of your's to help you fight me? Honestly, I could care less because in a few more days, me and you are going to be in the same ring and then, you're going to have to put the **** up or shut the **** up. So, while you're sitting pretty and trying to make yourself seem bigger than life in that ring, with your short shorts and your little arrogant smile, just be ready because the moment that Rob Zombie's Feel So Numb starts to play, it'll be time for you to show me what you know how to do and I pray that's wrestling you bloody wanker.
(Mary seems like there is something else on her mind and she doesn't know if she wants to say it or not but finally she gives in)
Mary: Also, what the bloody hell are you talking about when you made that comment about the "Highwind"?? What the bloody hell is a Highwind? If that was somekind of insult, then it's only one more thing that I'm going to beat you down for. See you at Revolution, wanker.
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