Jace: "Have you ever been to the mountain top?"
Jace is seen sitting on top of a mound of old, disposed tires in the middle of a junkyard. He is wearing a piece of his own licensed merchandise, a black t-shirt with the words "Make War, Not Love" on the front. If you could see the back, it is covered in a Jace Gryphon "JG Clover" design. He's also wearing an old pair of jeans torn at the knees, and black boots.
Jace: "I have. Twice, in fact. Once at Insane Championship Wrestling, and once at Viking Wrestling Federation. I was almost there again when Carnage Wrestling closed its doors in my face. But here, in this atmosphere, that's an entirely irrelevant question."
Jace sighed and looked off to the side.
Jace: "So someone got the grand idea to call together the best wrestlers from across the face of the planet, regardless of federation or otherwise allegiance, to have them all fight against each other to see who is the best. It's happened before, and it will happen again. The answer will be different every time. It's the question that remains the same."
Jace looks back, directly into the camera.
Jace: "Who is it going to be this time?"
Jace sighed and spit off to the side, stage right.
Jace: "But I pose a different question. And it's directed at each one of the one hundred twenty-seven other wrestlers that have thrown their hat into the ring this time. With odds so low, one in one hundred twenty-eight, I have to ask you."
Jace paused speaking and took a moment to stand atop the mountain of discarded tires. He spread his arms out wide to either side.
Jace: "What makes you think that you're better than me? What makes you think that you stand a chance of beating me and progressing through this tournament past your match against me? When I tossed my hat into the ring, what was it that compelled people to continue signing up to join this tournament? Why didn't they just admit defeat right then and there? Why didn't the people running this damn show just go ahead and crown me right away?"
Jace dropped his arms and retook his seat.
Jace: "The answer is obvious. And it goes beyond these people just simply being brain-dead morons that think they have a chance of beating me. The answer is that there's not a single person in this tournament that is trying to compete against me. They're all simply trying to compete against each other for the honor of coming in second to me."
Jace reached into a pocket and produced a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He pulled a cigarette out and lit it up, puffing on it a few times before looking back to the camera.
Jace: "How can I be so completely sure of my victory? Easy. Like I said, I've been to the mountain top before. I'm destined to get there again. It's all a matter of time, really. Now sure, the mountain that I'm talking about in the past tense is the World Heavyweight Championship. And the mountain in front of us is a different one. It's not the mountain of the World title. It's not this mountain of tires that I'm sitting on top of. It's not even the mountain of a woman that your mother is and I'm trying to roll off of her. This mountain is the Ultratitle."
Jace paused to take another drag of the cigarette, doffing the ashes off to one side.
Jace: "Now, I know that I've got an opponent in round one, and I might even know your name. But I hope that you, as well as the rest of the field are taking notice that right now, I'm not mentioning any names. There's a very good reason for that. Simply put, I don't need to name names. I'm addressing all one hundred twenty-seven of you all at once, so I hope you've all got your ears on. There's only one clear cut winner of this thing, and it's me. I don't care who you are or what your name is. I don't care if you're the baddest player in the game, a modern day Ric Flair. I don't care if you're the hottest thing going right now, a mirror image of John Cena. I don't care if you're the almighty Yahweh himself. And now for one brief moment, I am going to name names. I don't care if you're Joey F'ing Melton, two time previous winner of this very tournament, sitting a few spots away in the bracket, a mere two matches away from the absolute furthest through this tournament you could hope to progress, when you would run face first into me and the end of the road for your aspirations. I don't care if you're A.J. Johnson, my first round match-up. There's nothing that can change the fact that I'm going to win this tournament. You see, my name is higher than all of your names. Even Yahweh, Allah, The Great I Am, or whatever of the many names you call him by. My name is Jace Gryphon, and when put into comparison to me, the rest are all simply..."
Jace takes a long drag of his cigarette, flicking the ashes off the end of it directly at the camera.
Jace: "...Dust in the wind."
Jace looks down at the mountain of tires he sits on and puts the cigarette out on the tire beside him. He flicks the extinguished butt off screen, stage right, and stands again. He begins walking down the mountain of tires as the camera zooms out to follow him. He speaks as he walks.
Jace: "Like I said, I know your name, AJ. And I know a thing or two about you from what information the staff behind this Ultratitle tournament were nice enough to give me, along with what is publicly available on this great thing we call the internet. But here's the real kicker to me: None of that information means jack to me."
Jace reaches the bottom of the mountain of tires and kicks a discarded hubcap off screen, stage left. Jace begins walking towards stage left, the camera panning right to follow.
Jace: "What does matter to me, just a little bit, is what you have to say for yourself. You see, right before I came here, I took a moment of my valuable time and wasted it by watching what you had to say about our match. Three things stood out to me, and now I'm going to take another moment of my valuable time to touch on each of them."
Jace: "The first is that you think for some reason, the fact that you've won the World title three times compared to my two instantly makes you miles better than I am. I'd like to declare this point in time right here the moment where I mark that statement as false. There's a number of reasons that all add up to the sum of why I've only held the World title twice. Federations closing their doors, early retirements before coming back seven years later, injury, a fake death leading to a trip around the world to train and come back stronger. But don't get me twisted here, AJ. It's none of these things that proves to me that I'm better than you. The reason that I know that I'm better than you is this. Each of those times you held the World Title, and I don't care how long you held it for, the question is: What did you do with it?"
Jace pauses and looks to the ground as he walks, as though giving a moment for AJ to answer.
Jace: "Did you ever simultaneously hold the Tag Team titles, a title reign that would prove to be the greatest tag team that federation ever had seen or ever would see? Twice? I have. Did you ever turn on your tag team partner because it became glaringly obvious that they were holding you back? Twice? I have. Did you ever continue defending the title against all comers until the point that you watch the federation close its doors around you because they can't find anyone to challenge you, leaving you to find somewhere new to carry on without a championship you never lost? I have. The list goes on and on and on about how I've done so many things that even the greatest to ever come into this industry wish they could have done. The only reason they're in halls of fame and I'm not is that they've come and gone, they've gotten old and retired. While I'm still out here kicking ass and writing new records. There are even rules in some federations that were made because of me. Do you have your name attached to any rules? Do you already have a resume that puts you at the top of the Hall of Fame, and you're just getting started? When you do, come and find me. And I'll have the next list of accomplishments I've written that you'll need to check off before you can come back and try again."
Jace sighed as he continued walking.
Jace: "The second thing you said that I'm going to take a moment and dissect, tear it apart, and leave it in pieces for you to gather up and try to stitch back together, is that you expect me to be impressed by a match you were in with some sort of crazy name. What was it again? Fabio's Flying Circus of Doom and Feather Dusters on Frilly Poles with a cameo from My Little Pony? Let's be honest, it doesn't matter what the name of the match is. Just as everything I had to say about the World Title, whatever you've done, I've already topped it long before you even thought about it."
Jace: "I've been in multiple Brazilian Death Matches, a match in which the ring is on a platform raised twenty feet above the arena floor. Five or six contenders enter the ring, they lift it up there, and the match starts. One simple ring-out could result in not only a loss, but also death, as the name implies. There's no nets, there's no safety harness, just the cold, concrete floor below. I've been in matches where the ropes were doused in gasoline and set on fire. I'm pretty sure that whatever happened in your little quote, hell-like match, unquote, is much less like hell than what I just described. Hell, I've been matches where we battled our way right out the back garage doors of Madison Square Garden, through the city inside of a taxi cab, down to the harbor, the match only ending when I finally tossed the other guy right into the filthy water. Must I say it again? Whatever you've done, I've done it better, and long before you came around to try it."
Jace stops walking for a moment to bend down and pick up a discarded alternator left in the middle of the path he's walking down. He stares at it for a moment, as though trying to determine what kind of a car it came from, before tossing it off to the side.
Jace: "Finally, the third thing you said that I'm going to take a moment to address. You said you've got a few people coming along to have your back in this fight. You were even nice enough to introduce me to them before the match. I have to say, if I was being backed up by the fat guy that came in second to Takeru Kobayashi in the hot dog eating competition and my relapse-prone alcoholic brother, I'd feel like I had quite the advantage. But I don't. That advantage obviously goes to you. While we're showing all of our cards up front, allow me to do you the same honor. Do you know who's going to be in my corner at ring side? Only one person, my girlfriend, Shae. And let me just go ahead and spill the beans about how involved she's going to get in our match. She'll be there, yelling encouragement to me, and if I start to lose, she'll just keep yelling at me to get up and fight back. Simply put, she's not going to get involved in the match at all, and do you know why?"
Jace pauses again for dramatic effect, very similar to that episode of Dora the Explorer you were watching earlier today, when she pauses to let the kids answer her questions before giving an ambiguously vague response of her own to make it seem like they were thinking the same thing.
Jace: "No, it's not because she's a woman, you misogynistic piece of crap! It's because I don't need to get other people involved in my fights in order to win them. You can bring Bobo the Clown, Rodger the Wrestling Polar Bear, and the entire roster from whatever backyard organization you come from, and get every single one of them involved in our match, and it's not going to change the outcome. If your friends decide to get involved on your behalf, they're going to meet the same fate you're already destined to meet. The fact that you've already chosen to bring two friends along to have your back before you know anything more than my name shows me that you're scared. I could be skinnier than Gilberg, or I could be a fatter sack of **** than Barney Green, and before you've even laid eyes on me, you've decided to stack the odds in what you think is your favor. A pathetic move by a pathetic man, and I'm using that term loosely at this point, in a pathetic attempt to intimidate me. True story: It didn't work."
Jace finally comes to a stop, holding his arms out to each side, hands palm-side up, as he turns to face the camera, the angle zooming out to show a wide shot of the junkyard around him.
Jace: "Take a good look at what you see here. Because I chose this location for one reason. This junkyard is a perfect symbolism for what is going to happen here at the Ultratitle tournament. In the end, when it is all said and done, the dust has settled, and the one, final winner has been declared. The entirety of the tournament's roster will look just like this junkyard. A broken, destroyed, wasteland. While in the middle of it all...."
Jace glances off to the side, stage right, as the sound of a high-powered engine begins to be heard. Moments later, a candy apple red Ferrari California pulls to a stop behind Jace. His girlfriend, Shae Drake steps out of the driver's seat, walks around to drape her arms around Jace's neck, and kisses him. Jace smiles as he looks back to the camera.
Jace: "There will be one man left standing, completely unscathed, and crowned the champion. And that one man, it's easy to see, is going to be me. Jace Gryphon."
Jace turns and opens the passenger's door of the car for Shae to enter. Once the door is shut behind her, Jace walks around and enters the driver's seat. The engine revs once before the rear tires spin and kick up a cloud of brown dust as the Ferrari races out of sight, exiting, stage left.