P©X Title: MWG v Chaos (c)

[TheOriginalSE]

P©X Title: MWG v Chaos (c)

All RP for the P©X title match between MWG and CHAOS (c) at RAPTURE should be done in this folder. Any RP posted outside of the folder will not count.

** RAPTURE matches have a RP limit of 2 RP's per participant..


The RP deadline is 11:59pm PST on SUNDAY, December 17th, 2006. Angles should be sent to secandido@san.rr.com ...

 

[Devil666]

Re: P©X Title: MWG v Chaos (c)

---{{{The tall figure of Chaos walks before a NEW Era backdrop. A loud scraping noise of steel on concrete can be heard as he slowly drags a folding chair behind him, He takes his time unfolding it with his left arm. The camera pans to his right heavily wrapped with small drops of blood soaking through. Still using his left hand removes his title belt and lays it over his shoulder. He slowly sits down wincing in a slight bit of pain and stares coldly at the camera}}}---

Chaos: You know when I started out on this path I knew it would be rough. I knew that setting a standard for this title would not be easy. Hell I had the legacy of my own family members to contend with in order to make this PCX Title a stand-out in wrestling.

---{{{He forms a slight smile}}}---

Chaos: Well I've done that. I've put my body on the line, I've spilled my blood from on arena to another and people have taken notice. Between the Dupree Cup and defending this title I have wrestles a schedule like no other man in wrestling. I'm proud of that fact, but I'm also going to be the first to admit that it's taken a toll on my body.

---{{{He laughs}}}---

Chaos: You might have seen my last match with Larry Tact...you know I make no excuses. On that night Larry...you got lucky...you got the better of my. I wasn't one-hundred percent going in and I'm damn sure not now. Yet I'm not ashamed of that loss. If anything it just cemented the memory of what this title will mean for years to come. All because I was willing to pay the price. Yet the tide of war marches on Larry.


---{{{He laughs a little louder}}}---

Chaos: After all you might have put your body through a match like you never have before, but what did it get you? Not my title and not one of yours. Nope...I sit hear bloody and beaten...same as I was before our match and I'm still a champion. THE CHAMPION!!! Now all I got to do is keep putting it all on the line and when it comes to a challenge

---{{{He looks up and stares at the camera}}}---

Chaos: Well it don't get more challenging then you MWG. You know I gained a lot of respect for you when Larry Tact quit the Dupree cup in order to focus on his own goals. But you...Nah...you don't care. You stood up and took your spot. Now though instead of teammates we'll be standing across the ring from one another when that bell rings.

---{{{He pauses for a moment carefully choosing his words}}}---

Chaos: You’re possibly straight up crazy. I'm not going to give you a lecture on being hardcore. You'll shrug that off a just a hollow threat. You've been around....it doesn't matter what stipulation I choose you've been there and done that. You've put your body through things I don’t even really want to think about. And no matter what you woke up groggy the next day and were more then willing to do it all over again. I get it...I understand.

---{{{He shrugs his shoulders}}}---

Chaos: So I guess most of this talk in the end will just be a push...why, because when two men...who are willing to take any shortcut. Put their bodies on the line in any way and then come back smiling the next day for more. Well it's going to be a hell of a match. I'm not a hundred percent, but I suspect you haven’t been since sometime in the late nineties.

---{{{He stands up and stares into the camera}}}---

Chaos: I got twenty-five stitches in my arm...I got ten in the back of my head and if it didn't hurt too much to take my shirt off, I'd show you the roadmap broken glass can carve in your skin

---{{{He smiles and chuckles too himself}}}---

Chaos: Yet I'm ready for more and I can't think of another man who is more then willing to give me that fight. So I look forward to this, because despite what my body has been through. I know you don’t really care. Win or Lose you’re bringing one hell of a fight...and I promise you I'll be ready.

---{{{A wide grins crosses his face}}}---

Chaos: And since no stipulation will really phase you...well he'll its Christmas. Let have New Era's first ever Christmas Tree Death March.

---{{{The grin turns into a smile}}}---

Chaos: And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.

---{{{He clutches his still painful arm, laughs loudly, picks up his belt and walks off}}}---

<FTB>

 

[NotorisSTD]

song lyrics make things easier

(CUEUP: “Straight to Video” by MSI…)
(CUTTO: MWG, faux-hawk spiked and dyed black and purple, wears a skin tight Johnny Cupcakes T-shirt and bondage pants, purple and black eyeliner, big fake eyelashes Clockwork Orange style, idly smoking in front of a NEW logo backdrop, looking kinda far off ‘n philosophical ‘n ****…)

EMDUBBYAGEE: They never noticed…They never noticed…I’m so amazing…So amazing….

I’m at a loss for words. Really, I am. My opponents always call attention to my various eccentricities, you see. I almost never get my props. So who finally comes through, and gives my cock a long overdue tug?

Chaos?...Hmmm….Well….

I might be the only other person in NEW who actually remembers Hellion. So I guess it makes sense if there’s some sort of old-guard mutual props giving thingy happening. Speaking of props, I want a new friggin’ belt…I’d miss the TV title, ‘cept that noise was sooooo three years ago. Now an “ahem” hardcore belt? Think of all the S&M references I could make in promos if I was the hardcore champion….And boy howdy, do the kids ever love S&M references…

Funny you should mention the Dupree TEAM deally. I actually was forced into that, ‘cuz I should’ve read my contract just a little bitty more closely. But, ch’know, I did okay with it. I’m relatively pleased with my performance. It’s a happy day. I am glistening with joy and love for all of mankind…

God, I miss drugs and dangerous sex acts…But I have to move past all that stupidity now, like my therapist and support group keep telling me. I must become a person of integrity and substance. A positive role model for disaffected, sexually confused youth. And my next step towards recovery, is beating Chaos so bad his blood starts bleeding…

I never got attention for stuff like getting good grades, or being nice to people, or remembering to feed the cat. The captain of the football team tore up all my love letters. My dad never told me I looked pretty. It’s like I’ve always had to knock people across the face with my Herculean boner for them to pay attention to me…

I mean, look at me…(strikes a Paris Hilton esq. pose) Keep looking…Stare…(grabs his junk) What do I have to do to keep your interest? How much do you have to suffer before I’m your one and only?

It’s not that I don’t care, Chaos. I care immensely. That’s why I’m doing what it is I’ve been doing. It’s just a matter of what I care about. Me, mainly, and finding stuff to fill the holes….or orifices, if you please….

I know you’re all types of messed up. That’s nice for you. Chicks dig scars. But a high threshold of pain isn’t going to save you this time. ‘cuz it’s not enough. It’s never going to be enough. Not for me.

But if your reputation as hardcore pain freak nummero uno is that important to you, I will let you win in exchange for a rim job. In the middle of the ring. That’d be enough to get me off the wagon. To the tune of faggot, faggot, faggot.

(FTB)

 

[NotorisSTD]

*****

(CUEUP: “Rip off” by MSI….)
(MWG’s sitting in his kitchen in a big fluffy pink bathrobe, hair all mussed from just getting out of the shower, sipping coffee out of a mug with the FAG POWER logo on it, petting an adorable black and white kitten…)

EMDUBBYAGEE: Hello wrestling fans. I’d like you all to meet my new kitty friend, Dr. Kevorkian. My therapist said having a pet is a good psychological stabilizer, ‘cuz it’s like, having a responsibility, and plenty of unconditional love, or something. All the pet stores in town put a restraining order on me, but that’s a story I’d care not to dwell on. Anyway, point being, I found him in the alley behind the bowling alley. Here’s some footage of me rescuing him from the streets.

(CUTTO: Badly shot home video footage of MWG, Brittney Spears, Kevin Federline, and a monkey doing things I’m too lazy or moral to describe. It’s heavily censored, so you can’t really make out the specifics anyway.)

(CUTTO: MWG in his kitchen, again.)

EMDUBBAYGEE: Well, that was obviously the wrong tape. And I have no memory of any of those things happening, at all. I didn’t think I’d ever even met Brittney Spears or K-Fed. I guess I’m proud now that I know I did meet them, and they thought I was a swell guy. Also, it’s quite humorous that we all had sex with that monkey. I mean, whoda thunk it, right? They say bestiality is illegal, ‘cuz animals can’t ever qualify as consenting adults, but that monkey sure wasn’t putting up much of a struggle. Hoo-Boy.

But I would never have sex with Dr. Kevorkian, because like I’ve been saying, I’m a rational, well-balanced, functioning member of society now. I’ve cleaned up my act so much, that I’m going to pull all of Chaos’ finger and toe-nails off, stick them into his eyeballs, put my penis up his nose, and pee up his nose so he drowns in my urine. And then I will DDT him, pin him, and get his belty welty shmeltzy. Isn’t that right, Dr. K?

(The Cat pounces up, and sinks his teeth deep into Emdubbya's cheek, while clawing at his head. Blood starts running out of Em’s fresh wound)

MWG: HA HA!!! Yes yes, my pu$$y. Now I need a tetanus shot. Any excuse to get needles in me is super!! Super to the tune of Faggot, times three!!!

(MWG tries to pull the angry cat off his face as we FTB)

 

[Devil666]

Re: P©X Title: MWG v Chaos (c)

{{{The camera opens on Chaos standing backstage. He's surrounded by numerous Christmas Trees, unwrapped gifts and dozens of Stockings. He picks one up and looks inside. A wide smile crosses his face as he begins to stare at the camera. Slowly he turns the sock upside down and hundreds of thumbtacks pour out and scatter across the cement floor. Chaos laughs loudly as they pitters patter over the cement. He removes the title belt around his waist and holds it up with his still bandaged arm}}}

Chaos: Well we had quite the love fest didn't we EMDUBBYAGEE, but I think we'll leave it at just a little sweet talk. Because while I do appreciate the offer of me keeping my title, I too would prefer spilling your blood all over the arena to keep it. I'm sure you'll get pleasure out of ether option. Yet I want to say...I never thought you didn't care about this.

---{{{He extends his arms holding up the title}}}---

Chaos: No...I bet deep down you desire this more then just about anything. Sure it's not a World Title, but you don’t have the ego of Larry Tact. No it's a title and a man who has been around as long as you know better then to take the chance when he gets it. Well you got one tonight.

---{{{He places the title over his shoulder}}}---

Chaos: Sure the others might not get you...they might ridicule you and your lifestyle. I know much...much better. Hell...I'm from Vegas....your not even a freak there. What you are is a very dangerous man. You might strike your poses...you might mask words with constant sarcasm.

---{{{He points and shakes his finger at the camera}}}---

Chaos: Yet you’re a very dangerous man. You'll take ANY shortcut. You'll stick a finger in more then just my eye should I give you the chance, but I won't. NO...why I'm going to have to do is beat you to the punch. I'm going to beat you down and keep you there. Because as many men have found out...you like it on top.

---{{{He points at his chest}}}---

Chaos: And while I'm sure I got the scars those chicks like you dig...I'm not going to stand there and take it.

---{{{He shakes his head in disagreement}}}---

Chaos: Sure I might be beat-up. Sure I might be in pain...sure I might pass out before I even hit the ring, but don’t think for a second that when that bell rings I'll wake up and give you the fight of your life. Because I'm still seven feet and three hundred pounds of man. I suspect that might even be too much for you too handle...despite all the practice. No tonight I fight...I fight like it's the very last match I have in me, because it just might be.

---{{{He steps forward and looks at his title}}}---

Chaos: It takes a toll and on more then just your body...well tonight EMDUBBYAGEE I'm going to take all that pain bottled up and try in place it all on you.

---{{{He holds up his title}}}---

Chaos: You want this...come and take it. TRY AND TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Because as sick...as twisted...as demented as you might be.

---{{{He stops and his voice grows cold}}}---

Chaos: Well I'm just further south of that sanity. Forget the stipulations...forget maybe even the title,. Tonight I'm going to do something truly extreme.

---{{{He points directly at the camera}}}---

Chaos: Tonight I'm going to PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE!!!!!!!!! Sure many men have tried. Yet when it comes to cementing the Legacy of the PCX Title.

---{{{He laughs loudly}}}---

Chaos: Then there is no better way then to beat someone whose has done it all like you EMDUBBYAGEE. I gave your props, but my praise ends with these last words. And I'll give you a promise I know will put a smile on your face after all its one hell of a statement. Might even get more then just your blood flowing.

---{{{He wraps the belt around his waist and steps forward}}}---

Chaos: Tonight I'm going to f**k you up…Pretty!

---{{{He mockingly blows a kiss, turns his back and walks away}}}---

<FTB>