GreggG
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(CUT TO: An old-school CSWA soundstage, with a giant metallic steel cage in front of it. Standing to the sides, behind the cage, snarling are TSUNAMI and "The Warhorse Kid" Johnny Lang, making motions of oncoming doom with their hands. In front of the cage, in his suit, holding his oversized cell-phone, is "The Lord of the Cyberverse" Jimmy Valient.)
JV: So the CSWA has decided to have a little match for the tag team titles... A MATCH INSIDE A HOUSE OF PAIN. Four teams. Once cage. The only way to win is to be the last team standing, the last team not handcuffed to the cage. A lot of people are going to get hurt. ('NAMI: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) A lot of people are going to get bloodied. A lot of people are going to get messed up. Frankly... (Jimmy starts laughing maniacally) I LIKE OUR CHANCES.
You see, when you're in a cage... there is NO WAY OUT. When you're in a cage... there is NO WAY TO ESCAPE. The ALREADY eliminates our tag team champions, Simply Stunning-- a bunch of COWARDS who have been running from The New Suicide Squad for MONTHS. When you're in a cage, no one else can come in. No one else can enter. And that right there eliminates RAW DEAL, a bunch of overrated stiffs with no talent who rely on other people to do their work for them. And when you're in a cage, it means you have to fight... it means you have to claw and scratch. And that right there eliminates THE PROFESSIONALS... a pair of no-talent HACKS whose best days are LONG behind them.
Tsunami-- the greatest aerialist of all-time, the posterboy of hardcore. Johnny Lang-- a warhorse who is out to show you all that he is THE NEXT LEGEND in this sport. And myself... (starts adjusting his tie) the only man alive whose I.Q. is in the 200 range. We're going to be in the house of pain at Anniversary... because it's OUR HOUSE. And once again, The New Suicide Squad will be ON TOP OF THE WRESTLING WORLD. (Jimmy points the cell phone at the camera. FTB.)
JV: So the CSWA has decided to have a little match for the tag team titles... A MATCH INSIDE A HOUSE OF PAIN. Four teams. Once cage. The only way to win is to be the last team standing, the last team not handcuffed to the cage. A lot of people are going to get hurt. ('NAMI: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) A lot of people are going to get bloodied. A lot of people are going to get messed up. Frankly... (Jimmy starts laughing maniacally) I LIKE OUR CHANCES.
You see, when you're in a cage... there is NO WAY OUT. When you're in a cage... there is NO WAY TO ESCAPE. The ALREADY eliminates our tag team champions, Simply Stunning-- a bunch of COWARDS who have been running from The New Suicide Squad for MONTHS. When you're in a cage, no one else can come in. No one else can enter. And that right there eliminates RAW DEAL, a bunch of overrated stiffs with no talent who rely on other people to do their work for them. And when you're in a cage, it means you have to fight... it means you have to claw and scratch. And that right there eliminates THE PROFESSIONALS... a pair of no-talent HACKS whose best days are LONG behind them.
Tsunami-- the greatest aerialist of all-time, the posterboy of hardcore. Johnny Lang-- a warhorse who is out to show you all that he is THE NEXT LEGEND in this sport. And myself... (starts adjusting his tie) the only man alive whose I.Q. is in the 200 range. We're going to be in the house of pain at Anniversary... because it's OUR HOUSE. And once again, The New Suicide Squad will be ON TOP OF THE WRESTLING WORLD. (Jimmy points the cell phone at the camera. FTB.)