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Puroresu_san
Guest
:: FADEIN on the NFW banner backstage at the Paul Tsongas Arena. PURORESU-SAN stands there, grinning wildly. NFW Intern BILLY stands beside him, looking less-than-happy. ::
BILLY: Puroresururo man told me I gotta translate for him. I keep tellin' him I don't know nuthin' about no Japanese, but he insists. So here goes, I guess.
:: BILLY casts a resentful, sulky look at PURORESU-SAN, who has a malicious grin playing about his face. ::
PURORESU-SAN: Finally, you are all made to understand. Copious effort on my part makes no difference to your understanding.
:: PURORESU-SAN nudges BILLY, who jumps a little. ::
BILLY: Uhhh ... It, uhhhh ... doesn't matter what I do?
PURORESU-SAN: For many time, I have trained in order to gain an exacting level of preparedness for the NFW. Now I are win! All your match are belong to me! Muahahahahaaa!
BILLY: ... uhhh ... the training, prayers and the vitamins mean I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
PURORESU-SAN: NOBODY HERE has testicles that equal the granduer of my own!
BILLY: ... I bet you got real hairy balls ...
PURORESU-SAN: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
BILLY: Don't make him come over there.
:: FADE TO BLACK ::
BILLY: Puroresururo man told me I gotta translate for him. I keep tellin' him I don't know nuthin' about no Japanese, but he insists. So here goes, I guess.
:: BILLY casts a resentful, sulky look at PURORESU-SAN, who has a malicious grin playing about his face. ::
PURORESU-SAN: Finally, you are all made to understand. Copious effort on my part makes no difference to your understanding.
:: PURORESU-SAN nudges BILLY, who jumps a little. ::
BILLY: Uhhh ... It, uhhhh ... doesn't matter what I do?
PURORESU-SAN: For many time, I have trained in order to gain an exacting level of preparedness for the NFW. Now I are win! All your match are belong to me! Muahahahahaaa!
BILLY: ... uhhh ... the training, prayers and the vitamins mean I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
PURORESU-SAN: NOBODY HERE has testicles that equal the granduer of my own!
BILLY: ... I bet you got real hairy balls ...
PURORESU-SAN: DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
BILLY: Don't make him come over there.
:: FADE TO BLACK ::