SouthernBoy
League Member
{{...FADE-IN: Shane Southern standing in front of a red and white CSWA backdrop...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " GXW, Sight, Stanley, Melton, Merritt, Lions, Tigers n' bears! OH MY! You sure are a busy little bee...uh, Hornet ain't ya.....Hornet. You got yer stinger in more asses thana' proctologists finger on exam day. N' now...on toppa' ALL of that...just when ya' thought ya' couldn't pile it any higher or deeper...along comes good ol' Shane Southern. {{...chuckles...}} Damn, sucks to be you Hornet. "
" Well, not really, right? In fact, it's good to be tha' king huh? Tha' king of tha' CSWA, tha' KING of tha' wrestlin' WORLD...good ol' reliable Hornet. Sittin' up in that nice mansion on tha' hill, countin' tha' stacks a' money rollin' in, servants at yer beck n' call, limos, diamonds and gold, you earned it ALL Hornet...but now, well, now you gotta' step up and earn it AGAIN. You gotta' ONCE again step up to tha' plate n' PROVE you got what it takes ta' STILL call yerself tha' greatest. You gotta' step into tha' ring {{...puts his thumb to his chest...}} with me. "
" I've got no reason to hate you Hornet. In fact, I admire your career n' what you've meant to this sport. When I broke inta' this business, YOU were who I wanted ta' be like. You can hate guys like Sight, Stanley n' me...in fact, you probably got good reason. We're aimin' ta' take it ALL from you Hornet. No, I'm not talkin' about all yer personal crap, none of us have need for that...no Hornet, what we want is your SPOT. I want ta' be tha' guy that headlines Anniversary, Fishfund, Elvis Lives...EYE wanna' be tha' guy who's SPOT people are tryin' take take ten, fifteen years from now. I WANT what you got Hornet, n' at On Time, well that's just that next step in gettin' it. "
" Cause I know no matter what happens at ON TIME, no matter if I superkick your teeth down yer throat insida' two minutes...it won't be enough. I know I gotta' earn it. I know it's not ENOUGH ta' get yer name next ta' Hornet's on tha' marquee, but it sure isa' step in tha' right direction. "
" Now personally, I don't care what other things you got goin' on in yer life. You gotta' put that on tha' back burner n' face off with this good ol' boy. You beat me n' I'll shake yer hand and say yer tha' better man. If tha' opposite happens, well let's just say you do what you gotta' do. "
" No matter what that is Hornet, at ON TIME...if just for a moment...everything for you is gonna' STOP and tha' band's gonna' kick up, n' tha' harmonica's gonna' start wailin', n' that curtain's gonna' part....then Hornet, like so many before you, you're gonna' realize, that at least for THIS night..."
" Party's Over. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}
SHANE SOUTHERN: " GXW, Sight, Stanley, Melton, Merritt, Lions, Tigers n' bears! OH MY! You sure are a busy little bee...uh, Hornet ain't ya.....Hornet. You got yer stinger in more asses thana' proctologists finger on exam day. N' now...on toppa' ALL of that...just when ya' thought ya' couldn't pile it any higher or deeper...along comes good ol' Shane Southern. {{...chuckles...}} Damn, sucks to be you Hornet. "
" Well, not really, right? In fact, it's good to be tha' king huh? Tha' king of tha' CSWA, tha' KING of tha' wrestlin' WORLD...good ol' reliable Hornet. Sittin' up in that nice mansion on tha' hill, countin' tha' stacks a' money rollin' in, servants at yer beck n' call, limos, diamonds and gold, you earned it ALL Hornet...but now, well, now you gotta' step up and earn it AGAIN. You gotta' ONCE again step up to tha' plate n' PROVE you got what it takes ta' STILL call yerself tha' greatest. You gotta' step into tha' ring {{...puts his thumb to his chest...}} with me. "
" I've got no reason to hate you Hornet. In fact, I admire your career n' what you've meant to this sport. When I broke inta' this business, YOU were who I wanted ta' be like. You can hate guys like Sight, Stanley n' me...in fact, you probably got good reason. We're aimin' ta' take it ALL from you Hornet. No, I'm not talkin' about all yer personal crap, none of us have need for that...no Hornet, what we want is your SPOT. I want ta' be tha' guy that headlines Anniversary, Fishfund, Elvis Lives...EYE wanna' be tha' guy who's SPOT people are tryin' take take ten, fifteen years from now. I WANT what you got Hornet, n' at On Time, well that's just that next step in gettin' it. "
" Cause I know no matter what happens at ON TIME, no matter if I superkick your teeth down yer throat insida' two minutes...it won't be enough. I know I gotta' earn it. I know it's not ENOUGH ta' get yer name next ta' Hornet's on tha' marquee, but it sure isa' step in tha' right direction. "
" Now personally, I don't care what other things you got goin' on in yer life. You gotta' put that on tha' back burner n' face off with this good ol' boy. You beat me n' I'll shake yer hand and say yer tha' better man. If tha' opposite happens, well let's just say you do what you gotta' do. "
" No matter what that is Hornet, at ON TIME...if just for a moment...everything for you is gonna' STOP and tha' band's gonna' kick up, n' tha' harmonica's gonna' start wailin', n' that curtain's gonna' part....then Hornet, like so many before you, you're gonna' realize, that at least for THIS night..."
" Party's Over. "
{{...FADE OUT...}}