PaulNJ21
I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
(from the man who will be reffing Shawn Hart/Doc Silver)
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FIRST WFW PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE:
THE WFW LOGO APPEARS ON SCREEN...ALONG WITH IMAGES OF WFW ACTION...AND THE AMERICAN FLAG.
V/O (FEMALE): "As the saying goes, the only way to do something right is to do it yourself. This is a league with the potential to be great. The three ingredients for success are all here -- talent, opportunity, and motivation.
(SHOTS APPEAR OF A NUMBER OF WFW WRESTLERS BACKSTAGE)
V/O (FEMALE): All that's missing is the spark. That key piece that will put the wheels in motion. A man who can draw the crowds with his face and and his talent and keep them with his creative vision. A man to set the standard to light the fire under the dormant talents on this card.
(A MAN APPEARS ON SCREEN WITH HIS FACE BLURRED OUT. HE'S WEARING STREET CLOTHES WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND WALKING DOWN A CITY STREET IN A PROMO. THE AUDIO IS MUTED.)
V/O (FEMALE): You are watching that man. He's been called the most exciting wrestler in the business and the biggest ##### in the same breath. But the same cold calculating personality that will cheat a man in the ring will take care of business in the cut throat front office. They've called him an angle machine. His machinations have led fans to point laser sights at his head. His mic spots have required him to hire personal security. His booking is tight enough to crush an amoeba. He can apply that same vision to each and every one of you vanilla wrestling talents who have no direction in your lives.
(EDITED WRESTLING HIGHLIGHTS APPEAR OF THE BLURRED OUT MAN PERFORMING HIGH FLYING MANEUVERS... WALKING TO THE RING FLANKED BY CHEERLEADERS IN GREEN AND BLACK WITH FANS THROWING BEER AND OBJECTS AT HIM AND DOING OTHER THINGS)
V/O (FEMALE): If you make him the centerpiece in this league...he will make each and every fan foam at the mouth for tickets. It might be for love...it might be for hate...but the money will be made. Get on the bandwagon...hitch yourself to his mind and his talent...and he'll pull each and every one of you pukes to success.
(THE SCREEN BLANKS TO VERTICAL BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES)
V/O (FEMALE): When you watch him referee...you'll get a glimpse of how glorious his authority can be.
(THE WHITE STRIPES ON THE SCREEN FADE TURN BRIGHT GREEN)
V/O (FEMALE): Watch, learn, and vote for him. He WILL be your President. He WILL be your champion. And if you want to get rich...if you want to get ratings... if you want to matter...you don't have any choice but to back him."
(FADE TO BLACK)
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM YOUR FIRST WFW PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE:
THE WFW LOGO APPEARS ON SCREEN...ALONG WITH IMAGES OF WFW ACTION...AND THE AMERICAN FLAG.
V/O (FEMALE): "As the saying goes, the only way to do something right is to do it yourself. This is a league with the potential to be great. The three ingredients for success are all here -- talent, opportunity, and motivation.
(SHOTS APPEAR OF A NUMBER OF WFW WRESTLERS BACKSTAGE)
V/O (FEMALE): All that's missing is the spark. That key piece that will put the wheels in motion. A man who can draw the crowds with his face and and his talent and keep them with his creative vision. A man to set the standard to light the fire under the dormant talents on this card.
(A MAN APPEARS ON SCREEN WITH HIS FACE BLURRED OUT. HE'S WEARING STREET CLOTHES WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND WALKING DOWN A CITY STREET IN A PROMO. THE AUDIO IS MUTED.)
V/O (FEMALE): You are watching that man. He's been called the most exciting wrestler in the business and the biggest ##### in the same breath. But the same cold calculating personality that will cheat a man in the ring will take care of business in the cut throat front office. They've called him an angle machine. His machinations have led fans to point laser sights at his head. His mic spots have required him to hire personal security. His booking is tight enough to crush an amoeba. He can apply that same vision to each and every one of you vanilla wrestling talents who have no direction in your lives.
(EDITED WRESTLING HIGHLIGHTS APPEAR OF THE BLURRED OUT MAN PERFORMING HIGH FLYING MANEUVERS... WALKING TO THE RING FLANKED BY CHEERLEADERS IN GREEN AND BLACK WITH FANS THROWING BEER AND OBJECTS AT HIM AND DOING OTHER THINGS)
V/O (FEMALE): If you make him the centerpiece in this league...he will make each and every fan foam at the mouth for tickets. It might be for love...it might be for hate...but the money will be made. Get on the bandwagon...hitch yourself to his mind and his talent...and he'll pull each and every one of you pukes to success.
(THE SCREEN BLANKS TO VERTICAL BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES)
V/O (FEMALE): When you watch him referee...you'll get a glimpse of how glorious his authority can be.
(THE WHITE STRIPES ON THE SCREEN FADE TURN BRIGHT GREEN)
V/O (FEMALE): Watch, learn, and vote for him. He WILL be your President. He WILL be your champion. And if you want to get rich...if you want to get ratings... if you want to matter...you don't have any choice but to back him."
(FADE TO BLACK)