If you've seen it once...you've seen it twice.
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-21-03 AT 02:51 PM (EST)](FADEIN: GOLDEN HAWK sitting on the turnbuckles in an empty ring.)
HAWK: "Well, look at what the cat dragged in. Minion, from what I can tell you're one of those guys that's trying to tell a story. A story of darkness...a story of pain...a story of misery. I ain't gonna come out here and say that you should be happy 'cause you're a wrestler. Lord knows, I don't know what rock you crawled out from under. Or whose identity you might have stolen. I ain't gonna come out here to pretend that I know who the hell Tom Parker is - 'cause in my world, he doesn't mean a damn thing. You think I'm scared of you, boy? Just last week, I was hearin' the same mouthful of crap when I was about to wrestle Mikey Manson. And if it weren't for some damn Princeton snob gettin' in my damn way, HIS track record would've had one big ass 'L' next to his name. If I tore through Manson like a Texas Chainsaw, what chance do you stand?"
(HAWK hops down from the turnbuckles and does a neckroll)
"You think I should be scared 'cause you like pain, Minion? You think I should be scared 'cause you've left a path of destruction in your wake? Minion, if you honestly think that in the first minute MY ego is gonna be shattered...if you think this is just a little 'ol lamb marchin' down to the ring - boy, yer in for a PAINFUL NIGHT (HAWK pauses and smiles), but that's alright YOU LIKE that."
(HAWK paces around the ring)
"You want blood? FINE, I like to get my hands dirty. You want Pain? GREAT - there's nothin' I like more than dishin' it out. Y'see, you got me ALL wrong Minion. I didn't come here for stardom, I didn't come here for money. I came here 'cause I kicked every man's ass in Texas and I'm lookin' for a BIGGER, BADDER fight. If you are who you say you are, then I'm just gonna LOVE the night I spend in Wisconsin. Hell, I thought I'd get a decent fight from Manson - turns out he's just a scrawny little freak that I could take out like the trash."
(HAWK stops and turns towards the camera)
"Listen Minion, yer gonna find out that the things that make me angry are yellow-bellied cowards, men who can't back up their talk and dirty scumbags who need to cheat to survive in this sport. In Akron, Michael Manson fell under the category of ALL three. He needed some pencil-necked geek from Princeton to save HIS rawhide. And as angry as that made me, it also brought alot more FOCUS. You ask if I know what's gonna happen, Minion?"
(HAWK walks up close to the camera with a sneer)
"You want to find redemption and rebirth, go find a (BLEEP!)in' Baptist church. (HAWK points around the ring) This here is MY church, Minion. And after I hit that GOLD RUSH on you, after the world goes black 'cause I showered MY thunder upon THEE...maybe then you can find Tom Parker and ask him why the hell he ran you in front of this Texan freight train. And y'know what? That's as good as GOLD."
(FTB)