Change is Relative
((FADEIN: MICHAEL MANSON sits on a green leather couch, wearing a black cowboy hat and a towel, nothing else.))
MANSON: The first time I experienced change...well...maybe it was when I was circumcised..
((MANSON looks down into towel.))
Yes, that was change. But perhaps you're referring to something else, something that's actually relevant to the GLCW. I might not be the best at this, but I'll try.
I suppose it was when I won the GLCW title when King Krusher with tears in his eyes had to count the pin himself and crown me as his champion, knowing full-well he could never command or manipulate me. Not that he's very good at either of those. And since, more or less..
Everything is the same,sine there's still no one who can command or manipulate me. Maelstrom has the title, but he doesn't change the GLCW, he doesn't influence it and shape it. I still do. Maybe Maelstrom could, if only for that 4th grade reading level.
But we've been through this.
I know I'm great, you admit I'm great. And yes, Hawk, for being the only one willing to admit it, you also are great. In your own way.
Still, not great enough though, Hawk. Because now, you want to think that not only could you beat me, but you think you could stop me. The last of the beatings, the blood spilling and general chaos, with King Krusher dancing in glee like the Lucky Charms leprechaun. There's a reason no one eats that cereal.
I already beat you Hawk, my team beat you again, and then we bloodied you and left you like a corpse on a college campus. The most you were able to accomplish is helping Maelstrom out, and what do you get in repayment? Flashed? Ingratitude?
Is any of that worth it? A whole another week of being outsmarted and then scarred. And to think, I gave you hope, I gave you the chance that one day, you might actually shower and have a chance to be a Gentleman...not just any type of Gentleman...but one of Dignity.
As always though, you need further convincing. Luckily, I a not above beating this lesson into you, if that is what is necessary. And you will smile, spit, and say, "Please, sir, may I have another?" Because deep within, you know it is for your own good, for the good of the GLCW.
Because you, and it, need a harsh, dictator-like father figure to lord over them and rule as a king. Obviously, Krusher is lacking in these departments. I do not. And it goes on and on...and on....
Even in the end, should lightning strike and you actually pin me, you will be met with nothing more than another beating, possible further injury. Why? It just might be that like Maelstrom, you can't get over your own pride. Which is of course the first step to dignity.
The things I will have to do, however, will take away whatever pride you had left. You're not on the road to Pandora (literally since its supposed to be an island)....no..you are on the road to the salavtion of the GLCW. Those who can, will be changed, and the others..cast aside.
And no one can stop this, no one can stop me, the pez-eatin, panda-beatin, grave-diggin, lyin', cheatin', devil bastard son of a #####.
((MANSON rises, and walks away as the towel hangs loosely from his waist and then..falls to the floor......only to reveal another smaller towel in place underneath.))