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Meaning of LSD

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(Camera opens up to video played of Sean Edmunds by John Doe)

Many LSD users experience flashbacks. Bad trips and flashbacks are only part of the risks of LSD use. LSD users may manifest relatively long-lasting psychoses, such as schizophrenia or severe depression.

(Camera then fades to Jared Wells sitting on the floor of some hotel room with YaY all over the mirror table. Not sure if the video just an illusion or real)

JARED WELLS: So how do we comprehend you ask? Easy, buy more, take more. Who gives a (BLEEP). But let's ask people in todays society who really should be president.

(Shot to Jim Morrison)

JIM MORRISON: "Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience"

(Shot to Pee Wee Herman)

PEE WEE: "The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."

(Shot to Edward Furlong)

EDDIE: Dude, I wanted to free the lobsters in a grocery store. Big deal, why was I arrested?

(Shot of a doctor telling the kids about LSD)

DOCTOR: The effects begin to be felt between 20 minutes to two hours after ingestion. The first signs are a sense of euphoria and expectation, along with a tingling body feeling.

Once started, the effects usually take between 30-45 minutes to reach their peak.

It is common to feel some nausea during this stage. It can be reduced by having an empty stomach.

The peak effect lasts from two to five hours. A clear symptom is rich visual hallucinations. Colours seem more vibrant. Surfaces may ripple and shimmer. You may notice tiny details on objects. Music sounds richer and louder.

At the same time, you may feel blissful, have flashes of insight into yourself or the world, experience severe time-distortion, or feel yourself dissolving or see objects merging into one another.

The trip wears off gradually after 8 to 12 hours, although you may continue to feel tender and altered until you get a full night's sleep.

Physically you will feel tired and drained of energy right into the next day.

Psychologically, any insights or feelings you had during your trip will stay with you. A positive experience can give you a glow lasting hours, days, or even weeks afterwards. A negative experience - or 'bad trip' - can leave you traumatised for the same length of time. But it **fades**.

(Camera zooms back to Jared giving his old school speech to little teenagers at the ages of thirteen and fifteen)

JARED WELLS: Mommy and daddy had a very romantic night. Mommy and Daddy were only nineteen at the time. Dinner, then the movie. Go back to grandma's house and decided to drink some wine coolers. Mommy and Daddy both drank about three each and both were totally gone. Daddy decided to stick his (BLEEP) in her (BLEEP). Fifteen seconds later Daddy did the wrong thing. Forgot to pull out. All of the sudden Daddy started to think stupid......UHHHGGGGG maybe I could wash it off really quick? Daddy got sick like a mother (BLEEP) not knowing what happened. Months later, Sean Edmunds was born.

....The WFW doesn't need another mistake..........vote Felix Red.

LSD. L.O.V.E, SEX, and DRUGS!

(FADEOUT)

THE FOLLOWING WAS PAID FOR BY SOME FATHER AND HIS TEN KIDS HE DOESN'T KNOW. BUT BY THE TIME YOU HEAR THIS, JARED WILL WAKE UP AND REALIZE IT WAS HIMSELF
 
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