Congrats, you've just won an a$$ whuppin
(The camera fades into a ring, set up deep in GLCW territory. Jon and Ric Savage -- without the General -- are shaking their heads at the recent promo by James and Jones.)
RIC: That's the best they can do? That's it??? I thought that since they were a couple, they surely could come up with something BETTER.....
JON: Tell me about it. First grade. They didn't even get out of the first grade. And after our match, they won't see tomorrow.....
RIC: I'm just glad General didn't see that. He would've been livid!!!
JON: Yeah, I know it. Showtime, your shows over, baby. I'm gonna pin you to the mat again and then humiliate you so bad that your boyfriend, "Johnson" Jones, is gonna run like a scared teenage girl. I'm gonna whip you like a red-headed bastard stepchild at a West Virginia family reunion. You guys seem to have a problem....and that problem is taking Jon and Ric Savage seriously. Yeah, we've had our ups and downs here in GLCW...even lost some matches. Don't forget, ladies, that we've won a good many matches, too. Don't take us for granted and don't assume this match is going to be a cakewalk. Underestimating us is the biggest mistake that you two pantywaists can make....just remember that.....tell em' Ric.....
RIC: (mockingly) we're facing children in adult bodies....that's exactly how we feel about this match, cept' you two but piarates are the children in the adult bodies. After we get through with you, it's going to be abused children in broken adult bodies. Just remember that we were responsible for the demise of one of the most popular tag-teams in GLCW history, The Oak Street Beach Patrol. Unfortunately for you two shower buddies, YOU'RE NEXT!!!!! And when you're layin' in the hospital bed lickin' each others wounds, as boyfriends tend to do I'm sure, then don't ask "what happened???" cause' you'll know the answwer....
YOU FELT A MAJOR IMPACT!
JON: See, boys, it's mind over matter. We don't mind beatin' you cause you two girls don't matter. And congrats, by the way...
RIC: Congrats????
JON: Yeah, congrats to "shows over" and "stinkin'" cause' you two boys have just won yourselves an a$$ whuppin'......
(The pair then exit the area where the TV is now showing a "GLCW" logo.....)