I've got Mael!
(FADEIN: "El Diablo" Angel Castillo, sitting upright in a chair, in his apartment, with a somewhat satisfied expression, he is dressed in a red tank top and army green cargo pants.)
Angel Castillo: Finally, this federation gives me an opponent of true fighting caliber. Someone who is important, somebody who has made a NAME for himself, the almighty, Pandorian man-mountain, MAELSTROM! (chuckles to himself) Well, I can level on you with one thing, Mael, Mr. Strom, whatever, this ringer "El Diablo" was not something I chose, but was given to me by people I've trained with before because of my aggressive, ferocious, you could say, devilish fighting style, and unfortunately, they were gringos and couldn't come up with something any more creative than "El Diablo" It just stuck. No, this name does not mean I am some tortured soul who has seen "hell" and has done battle with the hoary beast of the netherworld himself just to save myself. It does not mean I have some sort of demonic parasite that eats away at my insides day after day, giving me some great despair that causes me to CRUSH THE SPIRIT OF ALL WHO OPPOSE ME...No. Instead of some dark and creeepy past, I just have my ability.
(El Diablo takes a more serious appearance, adjusts himself, and continues in a calm tone.)
Maelstrom, I do not claim to be something of superhuman or supernatural nature. I'm just a guy, who can fight better than most. I know you are massive, you are powerful, you are a hulking mass of muscle, and right now you so much want to deal with Manson, and wring his pallid neck into oblivion, but can you take enough time from despairing over yourself and lusting after Manson and his title to keep up with me in the ring? I warn you, you may just find me a tad too...¡¡¡PICANTE!!!
(FTB)
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"Life is what happens when you're making other plans"
-John Lennon