DizzaHizza
Official Unofficial FW Party Pimp
* Cut to a hotel lobby. A fountain sprays water in the middle, while a door man makes the way for the camera crew. The cameras pan around the massive lobby, and slowly make their way to the elevators. A hotel employee calls the elevator for them, and the doors open promptly to an elevator operator’s smiling face. *
Operator: “What floor?”
Crew member: “Mr. Hiroshi called, said to come over. We aren’t sure…”
Operator: “Mr. Hiroshi? I’ll take you up.”
* The operator pulls out a key chain, and fumbles with the keys. He pulls out a pure gold key, and inserts it into the elevator panel. The elevator immediately begins to rise. A low rumble can be heard by the 10th floor, and by the 15th it slightly shakes the elevator. The doors open to a multitude of people in a hall way. Beer cans, wine and champagne bottles litter the floor; as well as the occasional clothing garment. The crew exists, in sheer amazement. Kin Hiroshi stumbles out of a doorway, a little to drunk, and a little to horny, much to the chagrin of the woman his arm is around. *
Kin Hiroshi: “Hey guys! Look at me! I’m the man. NO! You’re the man….men. I invited you mans here to celebrate with me, and I invited GXW and all of the GXW’s fans, MY fans, here to celebrate too. Now, I’ve done some pretty impressive things, like stuff and stuff.
For example, I tracked down the man who tried to kill Chad Dupree. Yeah, I did that. I have proof. What kind of proof? The true kind.
OH! And I damn near beat Dan Ryan in the King of the Cagey tournament. Sure, he did win, but he’s also a fat piece of garbage. Everyone knows that, I didn’t need to say it.... Yes I did. He’s trash, filth, and a putz.
What else have I done? Oh! I hate Johnny Styles and everything him and his rainbow totting pal stand for. But that’s more of a do…
Another thing I do is be awesome. I am awesome, oh I am so awesome…UH!
Something I will do is reveal Dupree’s killer at Revolution. Or is it OnSlaught? Anywho, that’s a list of things I do, and have done. Shortened, recent version 1.0.”
* A man yells from the room Kin just walked out of. *
Man: “Hey, champ, you forgot something…”
* The CSWA Greensboro Title comes sailing out of the room and clocks Hiroshi in the back of the head, sending him and his “escort” to the floor. Just before passing out… *
Kin Hiroshi: “Yeah, I did that too…”
* FADE TO BLACK OUT *:+ :+
Operator: “What floor?”
Crew member: “Mr. Hiroshi called, said to come over. We aren’t sure…”
Operator: “Mr. Hiroshi? I’ll take you up.”
* The operator pulls out a key chain, and fumbles with the keys. He pulls out a pure gold key, and inserts it into the elevator panel. The elevator immediately begins to rise. A low rumble can be heard by the 10th floor, and by the 15th it slightly shakes the elevator. The doors open to a multitude of people in a hall way. Beer cans, wine and champagne bottles litter the floor; as well as the occasional clothing garment. The crew exists, in sheer amazement. Kin Hiroshi stumbles out of a doorway, a little to drunk, and a little to horny, much to the chagrin of the woman his arm is around. *
Kin Hiroshi: “Hey guys! Look at me! I’m the man. NO! You’re the man….men. I invited you mans here to celebrate with me, and I invited GXW and all of the GXW’s fans, MY fans, here to celebrate too. Now, I’ve done some pretty impressive things, like stuff and stuff.
For example, I tracked down the man who tried to kill Chad Dupree. Yeah, I did that. I have proof. What kind of proof? The true kind.
OH! And I damn near beat Dan Ryan in the King of the Cagey tournament. Sure, he did win, but he’s also a fat piece of garbage. Everyone knows that, I didn’t need to say it.... Yes I did. He’s trash, filth, and a putz.
What else have I done? Oh! I hate Johnny Styles and everything him and his rainbow totting pal stand for. But that’s more of a do…
Another thing I do is be awesome. I am awesome, oh I am so awesome…UH!
Something I will do is reveal Dupree’s killer at Revolution. Or is it OnSlaught? Anywho, that’s a list of things I do, and have done. Shortened, recent version 1.0.”
* A man yells from the room Kin just walked out of. *
Man: “Hey, champ, you forgot something…”
* The CSWA Greensboro Title comes sailing out of the room and clocks Hiroshi in the back of the head, sending him and his “escort” to the floor. Just before passing out… *
Kin Hiroshi: “Yeah, I did that too…”
* FADE TO BLACK OUT *:+ :+