Terminal Velocity.....
[updated:LAST EDITED ON Jul-23-03 AT 00:35 AM (EST)](Fade in: to a shot of the sky, which is sparsely covered with clouds in the immediate area, but farther off we see a cluster of gray/white cloudcover. The sun shines down from the clear skies, though, more than sufficiently heating the scene below and covering it in natural light. Panning down, we find the scene here to be an amusement park. Droves of people mill about the premises, with tickets and cards being taken out and given in at rides, of which there are several in sight. The camera pans around the grounds, eventually following a crowd of people who are approaching a large, propped up green backdrop, with a sizable, blue GLCW across it. The crowd are waiting for something, or someone, and a portly, scruffy-faced man in blue jeans and a GLCW t-shirt comes out to address them, mic in hand.)
GLCW Rep.: Ladies and gentleman! Thank you for coming to Extreme World, here in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin! (crowd cheers) As Great Lakes Championship Wrestling makes its way through the area, we'd like to show our appreciation to Extreme World, by thanking them for letting us come in for a day. Also, just to remind people from the Wisconsin Dells area, GLCW will be bringing one of their spectacular events, the televised GLCW: RIPTIDE, to Tommy Bartlett's Water World! Tickets are still available as of this morning, but that could change quickly as this is Great Lakes Championship Wrestling's FIRST-EVER outdoor event, so if you want tickets, grab them while you can!
(Some guy from the crowd yells out, "Enough with the shameless promotion!!" to cheers and laughter from the crowd. The GLCW representative laughs nervously.)
GLCW Rep.: Now as for today....GLCW has brought along one of their own, who will take a ride on one of Extreme World's famed attractions: Terminal Velocity! (crowd cheers) So without further adieu, I'll turn it over to....LARRY TACT!!
("Karma" by Diffuser kicks in on the speakers, and shortly afterward Larry Tact comes out and snatches the mic from the portly man, who shuffles away and behind the backdrop. The crowd is mostly in agreeance with their reaction, as they boo Tact, but there are some cheers here and there. Some people just like the live appearances.....Tact has on a pair of red shorts; a sleeveless, blue with red trim New York Giants shirt, white/red sneakers, Giants bandanna covering his head, and silver-rimmed, blue-lensed sunglasses on his face. Tact paces around, back-and-forth with a smile, for a bit before stopping and surveying the crowd some more until the noise dies down a little, at which point he begins.)
Tact: Well, at least there aren't any ridiculous cheese-heads around today!
(The crowd starts chanting "Giants Suck!" in retort, causing Tact to laugh.)
Tact: Ah, yeah, sure....well I'll tell you this! You can forget about the cheese packers this year, cuz Brett Favre will be going home to nurse his injuries as a LOSER AGAIN, while Shockey, Toomer, Collins, Barber, and Ike Hilliard take turns holding up the Super Bowl trophy in January!
(The crowd boos loudly at Tact, but he just laughs and waves it off.)
Tact: But that isn't what I came here to tell you today. I'm here to talk about my upcoming match at TB's Water World, and to see if all the HYPE is true about this Terminal Velocity ride they got here. (most of the crowd cheers) Now unlike the rest of the time in this otherwise off the radar town...(boos)...it's going to be a WILD night at GLCW's outdoor event in the Dells! It's gonna be an especially turbulent ride for one...Jarod Poe. (crowd pops big) Yeah....Jarod Poe will need that support of yours, cuz he's going to be morally SHOT once his night comes to an end. See, Jarod thinks he's got it all figured out right now. Larry Tact is just a "small obstacle" in his way. Jarod Poe thinks he's the CLEAR favorite going into this match with me. (crowd pops in agreeance) But the cut and dry fact, which Jarod MUST overlook...is that there is NO WAY he is the favorite! (crowd boos) Let's take things one at a time, cuz being just like Jarod, that's the only way you midwest people seem to understand things.
(The crowd isn't pleased with this comment, but Tact doesn't seem to notice as he calls off mic for something, and moments later is tossed a bottle of Gatorade, which he holds up to the crowd before opening it.)
Tact: This is Gatorade, by the way. It's good stuff, helps you replenish....ah, what the hell am I saying? Sorry....I shouldn't expect anyone here to know about anything healthy. In the case of Poe...it would seem he lacks the nutrient of knowledge. Before I say anything else, though, I can't help but comment on Poe's remark of having his back to the wall, and it being "more than just figuratively." Well, considering he was leaning against the wall, it seemed pretty obvious to me....but again, Jarod is on the same level as all of you, so I shouldn't be surprised. (more heat) Anyway, let's look at this from a realistic standpoint, which mine, of course, is. It would be very easy to just go along with Jarod's claims, and assume the position of the underdog in this match. However, his claims just don't hold water when it comes to it. And being that this match will take place inside a water park....well, it's not going to be a pretty sight.
(Tact takes a drink of Gatorade from the open bottle.)
Tact: As for Stephen Morgan....you know, Jarod, you can say what you want. But bottom line....did he get the job done? Yes he did. You know what I am tired of hearing? I'm tired of hearing people complain about how they were 'screwed,' and base it on an in-ring tactic used by their own opponent. Recently I've heard it less and less, because more people are realizing, I think, that such tactics have existed since the beginning of wrestling itself, and that it just isn't such a valid excuse to use anymore. You claim that Morgan 'screwed' you by using the ropes, is that it? Well I don't think that's it at all. If you couldn't see it yourself, you were totally outwitted by Morgan! And 'I hate to be the one to break it to you,' Jarod....but maybe you didn't deserve to win the match! Go ahead and cite the fact that he used the middle rope, but I think he had you played in the head from the start of that match, much the same as you had me off my game in our last encounter. He faked you out, reaching into his tights, and made your paranoid. Then he took advantage and by the time you realized the pain in your throat, it was already over. But I can admit and accept that I was outdone on that night, and I got myself back in the correct mindset. While you, on the other hand....well, you don't seem to be headed that way. (crowd boos, causing Tact to look disparagingly) And why don't you all reserve your feedback for the END of the show, and SHUT YOUR MOUTHS for now!
(Tact takes another sip of the drink, as the crowd picks up its heat a little more, causing Tact to talk over them before they quiet down some.)
Tact: Simmer down! Now Poe, he thinks I'm going to be a raging bull in that ring. He thinks that just cuz I admitted I'd be releasing my frustrations with our last meeting, that my intelligence somehow decreases. Well...no. Not happening. In fact, Jarod...it seems that you are the one who is having issues with keeping your emotions in check. What this, now, going for back-up? (laughs) For someone who seems so confident in themselves, it sure is strange that you think you need back-up! And what a convenient time to acquire the help of somebody. Go ahead, though. Just don't have him getting involved with our match. It's never real good to have someone else do your dirty work for you, Jarod. Me? When I want something done, I go and do it myself. Like that time when I clocked you with a chair. Like you said...I have a spine. Pride has nothing to do with it, but Poe you should understand something. I do what I have to, and everything I do serves a purpose. I didn't place myself in league with anyone else by nailing you with that chair. Except maybe Masked Blazer, since he's the only one, at that time, who had done something to that effect. But you're speaking from your heart, and not your head, Jarod. That's all well and good, if you're in a vanity contest. But in wrestling, your heart can be a real liability if you let it dominate your head. And yet here's Jarod Poe, telling ME to 'suck it up' because I said I don't take losses lightly? Aside the fact that I DID 'suck it up,' YOU should be the LAST person telling me such a thing! After all, aren't you the one currently complaining about how you were 'screwed' by Morgan because he got one over on you? Isn't it JAROD POE who is making himself out to be a victim of being pinned for a loss, cuz he couldn't kick out of a pin by someone who he outweighs? Just like you were in the ring, Jarod...you are a tired one. I'll be generous though, Poe, and give you some advice: instead of telling people to 'suck it up' after the fact, why don't YOU go and GROW A SET, go to management, and DE-MAND a RE-MATCH with Morgan, rather than waiting a week later to complain and cover up your loss, and getting freaking BACK-UP! That isn't gonna work, Poe. Accept your loss and move on. I didn't sit on my rear and wait. I 'sucked it up' long ago. I went to management, right after that match in Flint, and I told them my side. They told me they'd take it into consideration, so I moved on and put it on the back burner. And it paid off, cuz now I have had my request fulfilled. You want a match with Morgan? Don't go banking on some clause...go take care of it yourself. At Riptide, I'm going to take matters in my hands once again, and this time the result won't have to be on the back burner. This time, I'll get my retribution up front! Not in my second, or third--
(Someone yells out to Tact, "I got a cheese head to shove right up your ***, ***HOLE!!" This prompts an "***HOLE!" chant to start, to which Tact seems relatively unphased -- his only reaction a brief narrow-eyed glare at the crowd -- as he sips on some Gatorade and continues with what he was saying.)
Tact: Retribution comes for me on the FIRST TRY, Poe. Not the second or third time, because there was no retribution to be had in our first two meetings. When you wrestle to a draw, it means nobody was the better man. You can bet I wanted to win the second match, but that time I was the recipient of a bad break. Just as I said, your knee and my head do not collide, nine times out of ten, Jarod. That match didn't discourage me, and it shouldn't make you feel like some great victor, either. I'll give you the fact that it was a grueling match. But the retribution I seek isn't to do with merely wins and losses. It has to do with competition, Jarod. The GLCW management knows I got the short end of the stick, and anyone who matters knows it. Except for you, Poe. Well I'm going to go in there and wrestle how I should, and there won't be anything clouding my mind this time. And I doubt there'll be any accidental knees to the head, either. Yeah, you gave me the 'Fading Light,' Jarod...after I slumped to the mat in a heap. As I've said before, I didn't even remember that part of the match happening afterwards. But it didn't put me on the shelf, Jarod. Make no mistake, you weren't the one who caused me to be off television recently. That was nothing of your doing.
(Tact finishes the Gatorade and tosses the bottle to an attendant, then begins walking through the crowd, while security keeps a few overexuberant fans from Tact. Once through the crowd, he continues talking as he walks, with the crowd following him.)
Tact: I hear that things are almost ready, so why don't we get moving over to this Terminal Velocity thing....(crowd briefly cheers a little) Jarod, you should try this type of thing. I hear they don't even hook you up to any support whatsoever. It's about as 'extreme' as a ride can get. Right up your alley, right 'Torture King?' I bet you could have some fun with it. And fun might be just what you need, seeing as your mind seems to be so convoluted these days. I mean, come on, let's look at your run as TV Champ? Sure you beat a string of people, I know that. I can't and wouldn't take that away from you. But the important thing is, what effect did it have? Not just for you, Poe, but for the belt? Respect for the belt, you say? I don't know about that one....I mean, when a guy they call the 'Torture King' holds a title, how much respect do you think it might get? Believe it or not, Poe, but that belt doesn't have much more respect to it now than when The Jobber held it! I'll tell you why though...it's cuz people don't respect YOU. Like they say...it's not the belt that makes the Champion, but the Champion that makes the belt. And you were not respected, Poe, not by me...not by many at all....and, as a matter of fact, STILL NOT by me! (chuckles lightly) Just look at what you said, which I admit caught me off guard....you BOUGHT the respect of that belt? Geez, Jarod...I mean, I can see if you're desperate, but how do you think that makes the belt look? It's horrible for the belt! Because there will always be the people who KNOW, whether you BOUGHT people's respect or not, that you don't DESERVE it! Of coure, you're all about Jarod, and what's best for Jarod, right? You only care now, cuz you're dependant on that title! You didn't make that belt much more than it was, though. The belt only makes people NOTICE you, Poe. That's why you care about it. Before you beat Jobber for it, who looked your way? Masked Blazer?!? Jean Rabesque?? Come on!
(Tact suddenly whirls around, facing the crowd and the camera.)
Tact: Maybe you'll point out Rabesque is not to be snuffed at..? Is that what you're gonna do? That'd at least explain why you think you're the BEST WRESTLER IN GLCW! After all...can't stake the claim you're the best in the world, right? That one's reserved....but seriously, you think you're so HOT, Jarod? Think you're a big man for stating such a thing? Please! The best don't have to say they're the best. In fact, they RARELY DO! It's cuz the BEST...the ELITE, Jarod? They're NOTICED by all who deem such trivial things. The best know they're the best, and they know that whether you like or hate 'em, you know they're one of the best. Personally, I don't need to hear my praises sung. I don't need to have confidence instilled in me, to know how good I am. I know where I stand, and I've shown it time and time again. Unlike so many others, including yourself, Jarod Poe....I am confident, truly confident in my ability. I don't flaunt it...I don't boast it...I don't use it to instill fear, cuz plain and simple...I don't need to. But then again, I'm not the run-of-the-mill opponent. I'm not a 'bad guy,' as you claimed a while ago. I...am...a....wrestler, Jarod. And I mean it when I say that....more than you'll ever be able to understand.
(Tact now reaches a large, high setup: the Terminal Velocity tower. A female staff member approaches Tact.)
Tact: Alright Miss, are we ready to get this 'thrill ride' going?
(The lady nods her head and then retrieves a body harness of some sort. She goes to attach it to Tact, but he backs away with his hands out to her.)
Tact: Whoa, whoa! Wait a second...I wasn't referring to that kind of 'thrill ride!' (crowd is mixed with laughs and some girly-girl screams) Besides...I'm not really a bondage person. Maybe you should see Shawn Hart...or Madonna Wayne Grossard.....
Staff Member: Mr. Tact, you need this to go on the ride. It's our Controlled Free Fall harness.
Tact: (looking surprised) What? What do you mean? I thought this was no attachments?
Staff Member: It won't be attached to anything. It's just to keep you in the proper position. You have to wear it to go on the ride.
Tact: Oh alright, alright. This isn't my idea of a 'free fall' though.
Staff Member: Just wait, you'll see. Oh, and you're going to have to please remove your accessories, sir.
(Tact rolls his eyes and frowns slightly, but complies and removes the sunglasses and bandanna as the harness is secured to him. He is then taken up the ride's elevator to the top of the tower, and speaks over the whirring of the elevator as he ascends.)
Tact: Jarod, I don't have any gruff 'n tough catchphrases for you...but come Riptide, you'll see just what you've been trying to deny. I have no fear of you, no fear of loss, no fear of my ability to win. It's all a matter of confidence, and understanding. And understand this....there are no cheap shots being taken here. It's just that I...Larry Tact, not any back up, not any foreign objects, but I make it clear as crystal that I'm going to TB's Water World to HUMBLE Jarod Poe. Like it or not, that's what this all is leading to, and YOU are headed for the same fate as this ride....and that is to being CONQUERED....in Wisconsin Dells......
(Tact reaches the top of the elevator and steps out, getting fastened into the release system and handing off the microphone. A minute later, he is ejected from the top, falling straight down at high speed as the crowd cheers, into an airtube-supported net. Afterwards, Tact yells out excitedly to more cheers. Once back on the ground, Tact gets another mic and looks into the camera with gleaming olive green eyes and a smirk.
Tact: Actually, that was pretty cool! But it was also a lot like Jarod Poe....if the hype don't scare you away, it's all okay! THERE is your CHEAP SHOT Jarod....JUST for you! Now, go and get ready....TO BE TACTILIZED!!
Fade out.