Justin buys a new Showcase

[True Life]

((The cameras fade into an angle showing a lot of big white mansions in a Bel-Air kind of neighbourhood, every single one of the houses is unique as well. The cameras focus on one of the mansions and a few angles later there is a cut into the entrance hall of the mentioned mansion. While the camera team hushes through the very big and decorated entrance hall, the sound of jiggling girls becomes louder and clearer with every step. The camera shows an even bigger and more decorated living room, I guess you could call it a living hall too, where we see the back of the couch on which some man sits between the two jiggling girls. The camera zooms closer to the girls who are kidding and kissing here and there and the dude, untill probably everyone can regonize that it is TEAM Superstar Justin Sane between the two girls, who are just sitting there in panties and bras following the old Hugh Heffner tradition, and got his arms on their shoulders and pushing them always closer to him again. You can see he's having a good time. All of the sudden a cellphone is ringing and Justin Sane grabs it out of his pocket.))

Justin Sane: "Hold on girls."

((Justin puts the cellphone on his ear and anwsers the call.))

Justin Sane: "Bob, whassup?"

((But the girls can't stop jiggling around and do hinder Justin to understand a word. Justin rolls his eyes and looks at them both.))

Justin Sane: "Could you wait a second?! This is business I have to take care of!"

((The girls don't shut up totally but it turned down their volume. Justin continues concentrating on his phone call.))

Justin Sane: "What?! .... Who told you it is too expensive? .... I don't pay you for thinking, Bob .... I tell you what your lazy ass is going to do now, go back to the other store and buy the big shiny showcase .... Because the thing is huge man .... Forget about the money, dude, that's no problem ... And now hurry up! .... Yeah, whatever!"

((Justin concludes the conversation in a rude voice and in the same moment as he leans back after having put his cellphone on the glass table infront of him he realizes the presence of the camera team.))

Justin Sane: "What the hell is going on here today? What are these foolish paparazzis doing here?"

((For their own health the camera team takes a few steps backward. The chinese girl in the black and white bra and panties gets all excited.))

Chinese: "Whoo, Justin you're a famous guy!"

Justin Sane: "Well, no need to tell me, but I didn't invite them."

((Justin looks confused at the one girl and then the other and back and forth.))

Justin Sane: "You did invite them, right?"

((The "so innocent" girls shake their heads. Justin Sane looks to the camera men.))

Justin Sane: "So, this is some kind of MTV Cribs?"

((They shake the camera instead of awnsering with "No!". Justin lays his head on his hand and wants to remember if he called a camera team and if so for what reason... but he seems to find no anwser. He lifts his head again and looks still confused to the camera.))

Justin Sane: "Well, you wanna see the house anyway?"

((The camera shakes again.))

Justin Sane: "The cars? The jacht? The pool? The basketball court? The punani of this chinky?"

((Like "WTF?!" the chinese girl starrs at Justin, who calms her down with a hand motion. Justin gets angry because the camera was shaking again.))

Justin Sane: "So why the hell don't you just tell me why you are here?"

((One of the camera team, turns around and shows Justin Sane the "TEAM" Logo on the back of his overall.))

Just Sane: "Damn, why didn't you tell? I was about to kick your asses out of my property."

((Justin puts his arms again around the girls and gets comfortable again, then he starts to talk into the camera.))

Justin Sane: "So, let me tell you my thoughts on the TEAM Press Conference and remember my thoughts only are already more worth than 2 damn cents. CEO Jess Chapel explaining the concept to the rest of the world and a bunch of wrestling marks being employed as reporters: Eight teams in an eight game regular season, the top four teams will collide with eachother in the playoffs, fighting for the Chad Dupree Memorial Cup. That all makes sense but Jess Chapel made a fool outta himself by excluding me from the so-called superstars he mentioned through out the whole conference. One reason maybe that Justin Sane is a 100% hetero sex machine and gay asses like Chapel don't get wet dreams about me."

Girl in black: "Ooh sexy boy, tell them!"

Justin Sane: "Or the not less realistic reason could be that the company avoids by all means to adress my greatness outside and inside the ring because it takes just human sense to realize that it would decrease everyone else's work ethic and hopes to gain any spotlight next to Justin Sane in this promotion. Chapel is clearly too scared to hurt any of those mental wracks but in the ring I will degrade these fools even more."

((Convinced by himself our young athlete puts his feet on the glass table and gets even more comfortable as he proceeds to talk into the camera while still getting pleased by the 2 sexy girls surrounding him.))

Justin Sane: "Hida Yakamo? The Spoiler? Give me a break. Hornet? Troy Windham? Didn't these two morons debut in the opening show of the CSWA, the oldest fed on this planet? The old men should leave the battlefield to me fightless otherwise if they join TEAM it could happen faster than they can say "Old Dirtbags" that I will make them feel their age and they end up having to eat nothing else than old people's food. You heard me?"

((Justin has to laugh but the he focuses again towards the camera.))

Justin Sane: "Now, get the hell off my property!"

((Justin takes his cellphone in a fury and throws it at the camera men, well no it didn't leave his hand. The camera team twitches and Justin just starts smiling again.))

Justin Sane: "What the hell you was thinking?! I would throw my phone at you dumbasses?! Well, if I had someone would be knocked out right now for sure. Haha!"

((The camera fades from the motion picture of Justin Sane laughing into a black screen and that's how this promo ends.))