I am a Legend, You are Nothing.

[ChrisHorowitz]

(Cue up "Soulwound" by Fear Factory)

(Fade into the basement of the Jobber's whitelandia compound. He stands amoung some discarded trophies, old framed pictures, and what other trinkits didn't make the cut for his trophy room.)

The Jobber: 9 months ago I said that the time for wrestling as a shadow was over. But not 5 months into that promise did the shadow return, and here I am, a broken bored man who sees no future despite knowing there should be one.

I killed Golem.

I killed Sean Edmunds.

I killed Jared Poe.

Yet what did I get from it? Another worthless contendership match up with someone like Jean Rabesque. Why even try. Jean Rabesque, a man I should have beaten 2 years ago rears his ugly head and I'm left with another case of "Hey, I should have won, right guys? Am I right? Guys?" Now this insipid battle royale. Like I'm going to even give a second thought as to what I should do in a battle royale. Get out of the ring, take my paycheck and leave. Theres nothing learned in a battle royale, nothing gained, nothing won. I don't leave the ring as a better man if I am declared the winner, and I don't leave the ring as a fallen man if I lose.

I made the Television title something worth chasing. I made Jared Poe a star just by getting in the ring with him, despite him failing twice in his attempts to beat me. I made Sean Edmunds worthless by killing his GLCW career before it started. I slayed Golem after he thought he had avenged his loss to me. So why am I standing here whining? Because, it is time to cast the shadow off again. No more losses, draws or disqualifications. I'm sick of the count outs, I'm sick of the DQs, I'm sick of the battle royales, the gauntlets, when I come into the ring I want to wrestle a single man. I don't care about titles at this point, I just want it to be seen that I am the man I claim to be, the man I proved myself to be even if no one was paying attention when I did it.

But no matter where I go, I see the words "I'm a legend, you... you are NOTHING. Maelstrom gets to be a legend, Michael Manson gets to be a legend, for some reason I think Jean Rabesque gets to be a legend now.

Forget title shots, forget contendership, forget the belts themselves. I'm sick of the Great Lakes, I'm sick of being counted out, I'm sick of each and every god damned loser I have to listen to in this federation that I'm supposed to prove myself against, I already did that, that isn't happening again.

All I want to do is humble someone. That's it. Give me 30 minutes with Jared Poe, and he won't walk again. 20 with Jared Wells and he'll never enter the ring again. Why should I even spend 20 on some washed up self promoted star like Wells, but at this point, I can't say I care who it is above me, all I want is at the final bell for them to be below me.

(fade out)

 

[BarryClarkJr]

Your A Damn Fool....

(Camera opens up to Jared Wells walking out to the parking lot on a rainy day as the camera follows him)

The Jobber, what's going on buddy? How are you? It's been a long time pal. Nice to see you! Are you have a nice day? Are you done complaining? If you are, sit back and relax to what I've got to say about your entire GLCW career.

'Ya know I love it when people like yourself take cheap shots at me to make themselves look better or try to at least. Big words from a small guy, but it's nothing that's gonna hurt my feelings. Let me tell you why your getting nowhere in the GLCW. Nobody wants you here anymore dude! The guys in the back are sick of you, and the fans really don't care about THE JOBBER anymore. But here is the thing, I've been down that road before! I know what your going through. It's a rough road man believe me! You've basically dug yourself into a hole and can't get out of it!

Your little interview of complaining is only making you look bad. Pretty much in five minutes you've made an ass out of yourself. But why? You've done it all right? Well you've never ever stepped in the ring with me BRAH! And just my opinion I think you can't cut it anymore! You say twenty minutes? All I need is fifteen minutes to beat your sorry ass, what's left of it. It seems like you've dropped the ball dude!

As for you calling me washed up? (LAUGHS) I think it's the other way around. I think you've been laying in the weeds somewhere while the path of rage is going on in the GLCW. The GLCW wasn't even going to sign me a first but when they did, they got their moneys worth. The GLCW gave me another shot at becoming the man that I was. So far, I haven't dropped the ball. Titles and money are all good but that's not why I'm here. You can call me a lot of names, thats fine. But if you want a reality check on 'Rage 'o Fire, step in the ring with me. Just ask Anarky, Minion, Tact, and the list goes on and on.

It may not be today, or next week JOBBY-JOB, but someday you and I will face one on one and when it comes, I will put the final nail in your own coffin. Trust me. I don't hate you JOBBIE, I just dislike you for what you stand for and that is NOTHING! Someday man, someday........

Time Has Come To Rage........

(...FADEOUT)

 

[jediPREZ]

(FADEIN: GOLDEN HAWK in his typical scene we've become accustomed to...on his ranch, him dressed for workin'...)

'HAWK: "Y'know somethin' Jobber, as far as I'm concerned if you weren't so FRIGHTENED about bein' upstaged by the HOTTEST thing to hit the Great Lakes since sausage links we wouldn't be worryin' about yer double countouts. Seems a little too easy that you'd just run yer mouth like this tryin' to AVOID somethin'. You ain't nothin', but some coward that didn't want to lose to the NEW guy. Well that's fine, Jobber...mark my words when you get your twenty minutes, just remember - someday, I'm gonna get MINE."

(FTB)