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::graphic of Curt Hennig comes on to the big screen and pyro goes off::
Brandon Jacobs: Welcome everyone to the debut show of World’s Finest Wrestling! Tonight before a sold out Madison Square Garden crowd, we pay tribute to a man who showed the world of wrestling that a performer can be both a showmen and technician, Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig! Tonight the road to our first ever champion begins with the first round of the WFW World Heavyweight Title tournament. My co-host for the next three hours is the one, thee only, “The Stud” Zack Sirus!
Zack Sirus: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! The Board of Directors sparred no expense by going out to get the best color commentator and talent in the sport, sadly, they didn’t have enough money for a quality play by play man so we had to settle for you.
Brandon Jacobs: Thanks Zack...
Zack Sirus: Why the hell couldn’t we get Black Rose to do PBP? Now he was a quality announcer...
Brandon Jacobs: He has gone Hollywood, he is in that new movie with Ben Affleck.
Zack Sirus: What a media whore, oh well, you will have to do then, you go from Jonathan Marx’s sidekick to working next to greatness. Stick close kid and something might rub off on you.
Brandon Jacobs: Nothing a little soap can’t get out, anyways, we have a night full of action to get to tonight and this crowd is psyched to be a part of history. Tonight we have some of the biggest names ever to compete in this sport in action, Michael Manson, Doc Silver, Beau Michaels, Shawn Hart, and the “Rookie Warrior” Bobby Lee!
Zack Sirus: ::bursts out laughing:: Sorry, was thinking of something else... While those guys may be some of the biggest names ever in the sport, you can’t underestimate the skills of wrestlers like Mike McGee, Rat Fink, Shizaki, The Shadow, Johnny Starr, Richard Gideon, and Matt Manning! They may not be the biggest names in the sport yet, but here in WFW, if you work hard enough, anything and anyone can be World Champion. Hell, we even have a woman by the name Aitsu Sugawara competing tonight against Beau Michaels!
Brandon Jacobs: She is out to prove that this is not a boys club and that woman can hold their own in the ring. I give her props, but she faces a long road ahead of her.
Zack Sirus: Write this down Brandon, Mike McGee will be the first ever World Finest Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. I haven’t seen anyone like him come around for a long, long time. It is going to take a great man to beat him. I just love him to death. He reminds me a lot of myself except in a formal suit with a business degree.
Brandon Jacobs: There is just so much talent in this tournament, it is a tough call to pick anyone but I’m going with Manson. How can you be better than God? I’ve been down to ringside to see him lay down some beatings first hand and he is a tough SOB. Nobody has ever made him submit.
Zack Sirus: I remember calling Manson’s matches earlier in his career, he sure has come a long way to where is today. But is he good enough to win the WFW title? This isn’t some title that runs in a state by the only Kennedy that wasn’t good enough to get shot.
Brandon Jacobs: ::gasp:: Zack, We’ve got people watching in Boston!
Zack Sirus: Well then, they know it is true. Don’t get me wrong, I love Boston, Derek Jeter is the best shortstop in baseball.
Brandon Jacobs:: ::shakes head:: Coming up next, we will begin the show with the FIRST EVER WFW match, between the legendary Michael Manson and “The Zombie” Matt Manning!
Brandon Jacobs: Welcome everyone to the debut show of World’s Finest Wrestling! Tonight before a sold out Madison Square Garden crowd, we pay tribute to a man who showed the world of wrestling that a performer can be both a showmen and technician, Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig! Tonight the road to our first ever champion begins with the first round of the WFW World Heavyweight Title tournament. My co-host for the next three hours is the one, thee only, “The Stud” Zack Sirus!
Zack Sirus: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! The Board of Directors sparred no expense by going out to get the best color commentator and talent in the sport, sadly, they didn’t have enough money for a quality play by play man so we had to settle for you.
Brandon Jacobs: Thanks Zack...
Zack Sirus: Why the hell couldn’t we get Black Rose to do PBP? Now he was a quality announcer...
Brandon Jacobs: He has gone Hollywood, he is in that new movie with Ben Affleck.
Zack Sirus: What a media whore, oh well, you will have to do then, you go from Jonathan Marx’s sidekick to working next to greatness. Stick close kid and something might rub off on you.
Brandon Jacobs: Nothing a little soap can’t get out, anyways, we have a night full of action to get to tonight and this crowd is psyched to be a part of history. Tonight we have some of the biggest names ever to compete in this sport in action, Michael Manson, Doc Silver, Beau Michaels, Shawn Hart, and the “Rookie Warrior” Bobby Lee!
Zack Sirus: ::bursts out laughing:: Sorry, was thinking of something else... While those guys may be some of the biggest names ever in the sport, you can’t underestimate the skills of wrestlers like Mike McGee, Rat Fink, Shizaki, The Shadow, Johnny Starr, Richard Gideon, and Matt Manning! They may not be the biggest names in the sport yet, but here in WFW, if you work hard enough, anything and anyone can be World Champion. Hell, we even have a woman by the name Aitsu Sugawara competing tonight against Beau Michaels!
Brandon Jacobs: She is out to prove that this is not a boys club and that woman can hold their own in the ring. I give her props, but she faces a long road ahead of her.
Zack Sirus: Write this down Brandon, Mike McGee will be the first ever World Finest Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. I haven’t seen anyone like him come around for a long, long time. It is going to take a great man to beat him. I just love him to death. He reminds me a lot of myself except in a formal suit with a business degree.
Brandon Jacobs: There is just so much talent in this tournament, it is a tough call to pick anyone but I’m going with Manson. How can you be better than God? I’ve been down to ringside to see him lay down some beatings first hand and he is a tough SOB. Nobody has ever made him submit.
Zack Sirus: I remember calling Manson’s matches earlier in his career, he sure has come a long way to where is today. But is he good enough to win the WFW title? This isn’t some title that runs in a state by the only Kennedy that wasn’t good enough to get shot.
Brandon Jacobs: ::gasp:: Zack, We’ve got people watching in Boston!
Zack Sirus: Well then, they know it is true. Don’t get me wrong, I love Boston, Derek Jeter is the best shortstop in baseball.
Brandon Jacobs:: ::shakes head:: Coming up next, we will begin the show with the FIRST EVER WFW match, between the legendary Michael Manson and “The Zombie” Matt Manning!