To sell a soul...
((FADEIN: Michael Manson, in black leather jacket and pants,stands in an undisclosed,dimmly-lit area.))
MANSON: To start, whoever booked this match need to be tortured to death for the alliteration alone. Secondly, I'd like to know whose idea it was to sign ths incest-bred afterbirth to a contract. McGee, are you trying to save money here?
Not that I dont relish the opportunity. Every once in a while everyone ikes to see just how badly they maim an inferior opponent. In fact, I'm considering having the childrn in the audience pay to each have a shot at him.
But since you're pobably going to keep bothering me about i, I reeved my name the same way most people do. My family is Gaelic and one of my ancestors comes from the Isle of Man, hence, "Son of Man", Manson. And that what it says on my driver's license.
And if you really want my soul, you're going to have to argue with the Japanese, NBC, the Lord of Flies, the Beast, and of course the IRS forthe rights to it.
Until the though, don't consider this a horrible thing. For a druid, this would be a grand thing, to be driven into the earth to grow wise and strong again. Of course you're likely to stay retarded so I'm probably just going to have to cripple you.