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Brandon Jacobs: OK, we are back, our next match up is Kazuo Shizaki vs. Richard “The System” Gideon!
Zack Sirus: I really love this Gideon kid, he did this promo straight out of a Christopher Walken SNL Continental skit. He has a ton of potential. I think he could upset Shizaki here tonight.
Brandon Jacobs: Shizaki was one of the last students of the NGEN dojo before NGEN met its demise after President Kevin Metti took over the league. Do you remember him at all?
Zack Sirus: I wasn’t boozing all the time Brandon. Yeah, Metti was a great guy, he always paid me well. Sadly, he has the business sense of a dot com.
Brandon Jacobs: Hey, we wouldn’t be here today if NGEN and BADs profits weren’t invested in those Dot Coms.
Zack Sirus: Amen, thank god for the Board of Directors and their mad cash.
Brandon Jacobs: Lets get things started!
::Fukai Mori from Do As Infinity blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Kochi, Japan! Lead down to the ring by his manager Jeriko, the last trainee of the original NGEN dojo, the "Black Rose" Kazuo Shizaki!
::Shizaki and Jeriko may their way to the ring and Shizaki enters and unrobes::
::Remember by Disturbed wails over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUCER: And his opponent, from Buffalo, NY, THE SYSTEM RICHARD GIDEON!
::Gideon comes down and enters the ring with a bouquet of black roses in front of his face::
Brandon Jacobs: Shizaki is focusing on his prey...SOMEONE JUST ATTACKED SHIZAKI FROM BEHIND IN THE CROWD! Where is security?!? This intruder has just clipped Shizaki’s left knee and he is rolling around in pain!
Zack Sirus: Wait a second, THAT WAS RICHARD GIDEON WHO ATTACKED SHIZAKI! Who the hell was the other guy?
Brandon Jacobs: Must have been an imposter!
Zack Sirus: Gideon is grabbing the knee and driving it into the mat repeatedly! The Japanese superstar has been Pearl Harbored!
Brandon Jacobs: Gideon puts on a half crab on Shizaki! Shizaki looks like he wants to give up already he is in so much pain but he keeps on shaking his head no! Gideon pulls Shizaki towards the corner and slips out of the ring. He grabs Shizaki’s leg and rams the side of Shizaki’s left knee into the ring post!
Zack Sirus: Jeriko is headed over there with the metal briefcase! He is all important 12th man on the field, you never know when he is going to come into play with that metal breifcase of him. Gideon sees him sneaking up from behind with the briefcasse and SUPERKICKS THE BRIEFCASE INTO HIS FACE!
Brandon Jacobs: Poor Jeriko looks like his nose has been busted, he is bleed profusely. Shizaki in the chaos has crawled into the middle of the ring to escape Gideon’s attack. He is trying to stand up but his left knees appears to be in too much pain!
Zack Sirus: Gideon enters the ring and Shizaki has taken the classic Inoki stance from battle with Ali, putting his bad leg underneath him and trying to defend himself with his one good right leg! Gideon tries to approach Shizaki, but SHIZAKI NAILS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE SHIN! Gideon shakes and it off and starts circling Shizaki who is moving around while in a sitting position on the mat... GIDEON NAILED IN THE SHIN AGAIN! Gideon is frustrated... he turns his back on Shizaki.... HE TAKES A RUNNING LEAP AND LANDS ON SHIZAKI AND STARTS POUNDING HIM WITH RIGHTS AND LEFT! GIDEON HAS CAUGHT HIM BY SURPRISE! Shizaki is trying to fight him off with forearms to the face! They are getting close to the ropes the ref is trying to seperate them!
Zack Sirus: Both men are hot right now, I wouldn’t want to get between those two with their tempers are high as they are.
Brandon Jacobs: The ref tries to break the two apart... SHIZAKI NAILS THE REF WITH A GLANCING KICK TO THE HEAD! He is out COLD! Gideon drags Shizaki to the center of the ring and LOCKS ON THE FINAL JUDGMENT! The ref isn’t awake! He could do permanent damage to Shizaki!
Zack Sirus: WAIT A SECOND! JERIKO IS UP AND BOY IS HE PISSED! He enters the ring AND NAILS GIDEON WITH THE METAL BRIEFCASE!
Brandon Jacobs: GIDEON IS REFUSING TO BREAK!
Zack Sirus: JERIKO GOES NUTS AND REPEATEDLY NAILS HIM THE METAL BRIEFCASE AGAIN! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Gideon is out cold!
Brandon Jacobs: Jeriko lays Shizaki on top of Gideon and goes to wake up the referee! The groggy ref makes the count.... 1----------------2-----
Zack Sirus: NO DAMN IT! KICK OUT GIDEON!
Brandon Jacobs: ------3! SHIZAKI WINS AND ADVANCES TO THE SECOND ROUND!
Zack Sirus: I haven’t seen a screwjob like that since Montreal. Gideon came out with a game plan and almost executed it to pefection, if it wasn’t for that damn Jeriko, he would have won.
Brandon Jacobs: This feud doesn’t look like its over yet. We will be back after this commercial break!
Zack Sirus: I really love this Gideon kid, he did this promo straight out of a Christopher Walken SNL Continental skit. He has a ton of potential. I think he could upset Shizaki here tonight.
Brandon Jacobs: Shizaki was one of the last students of the NGEN dojo before NGEN met its demise after President Kevin Metti took over the league. Do you remember him at all?
Zack Sirus: I wasn’t boozing all the time Brandon. Yeah, Metti was a great guy, he always paid me well. Sadly, he has the business sense of a dot com.
Brandon Jacobs: Hey, we wouldn’t be here today if NGEN and BADs profits weren’t invested in those Dot Coms.
Zack Sirus: Amen, thank god for the Board of Directors and their mad cash.
Brandon Jacobs: Lets get things started!
::Fukai Mori from Do As Infinity blares over the loud speaker::
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, from Kochi, Japan! Lead down to the ring by his manager Jeriko, the last trainee of the original NGEN dojo, the "Black Rose" Kazuo Shizaki!
::Shizaki and Jeriko may their way to the ring and Shizaki enters and unrobes::
::Remember by Disturbed wails over the loud speakers::
RING ANNOUCER: And his opponent, from Buffalo, NY, THE SYSTEM RICHARD GIDEON!
::Gideon comes down and enters the ring with a bouquet of black roses in front of his face::
Brandon Jacobs: Shizaki is focusing on his prey...SOMEONE JUST ATTACKED SHIZAKI FROM BEHIND IN THE CROWD! Where is security?!? This intruder has just clipped Shizaki’s left knee and he is rolling around in pain!
Zack Sirus: Wait a second, THAT WAS RICHARD GIDEON WHO ATTACKED SHIZAKI! Who the hell was the other guy?
Brandon Jacobs: Must have been an imposter!
Zack Sirus: Gideon is grabbing the knee and driving it into the mat repeatedly! The Japanese superstar has been Pearl Harbored!
Brandon Jacobs: Gideon puts on a half crab on Shizaki! Shizaki looks like he wants to give up already he is in so much pain but he keeps on shaking his head no! Gideon pulls Shizaki towards the corner and slips out of the ring. He grabs Shizaki’s leg and rams the side of Shizaki’s left knee into the ring post!
Zack Sirus: Jeriko is headed over there with the metal briefcase! He is all important 12th man on the field, you never know when he is going to come into play with that metal breifcase of him. Gideon sees him sneaking up from behind with the briefcasse and SUPERKICKS THE BRIEFCASE INTO HIS FACE!
Brandon Jacobs: Poor Jeriko looks like his nose has been busted, he is bleed profusely. Shizaki in the chaos has crawled into the middle of the ring to escape Gideon’s attack. He is trying to stand up but his left knees appears to be in too much pain!
Zack Sirus: Gideon enters the ring and Shizaki has taken the classic Inoki stance from battle with Ali, putting his bad leg underneath him and trying to defend himself with his one good right leg! Gideon tries to approach Shizaki, but SHIZAKI NAILS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE SHIN! Gideon shakes and it off and starts circling Shizaki who is moving around while in a sitting position on the mat... GIDEON NAILED IN THE SHIN AGAIN! Gideon is frustrated... he turns his back on Shizaki.... HE TAKES A RUNNING LEAP AND LANDS ON SHIZAKI AND STARTS POUNDING HIM WITH RIGHTS AND LEFT! GIDEON HAS CAUGHT HIM BY SURPRISE! Shizaki is trying to fight him off with forearms to the face! They are getting close to the ropes the ref is trying to seperate them!
Zack Sirus: Both men are hot right now, I wouldn’t want to get between those two with their tempers are high as they are.
Brandon Jacobs: The ref tries to break the two apart... SHIZAKI NAILS THE REF WITH A GLANCING KICK TO THE HEAD! He is out COLD! Gideon drags Shizaki to the center of the ring and LOCKS ON THE FINAL JUDGMENT! The ref isn’t awake! He could do permanent damage to Shizaki!
Zack Sirus: WAIT A SECOND! JERIKO IS UP AND BOY IS HE PISSED! He enters the ring AND NAILS GIDEON WITH THE METAL BRIEFCASE!
Brandon Jacobs: GIDEON IS REFUSING TO BREAK!
Zack Sirus: JERIKO GOES NUTS AND REPEATEDLY NAILS HIM THE METAL BRIEFCASE AGAIN! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Gideon is out cold!
Brandon Jacobs: Jeriko lays Shizaki on top of Gideon and goes to wake up the referee! The groggy ref makes the count.... 1----------------2-----
Zack Sirus: NO DAMN IT! KICK OUT GIDEON!
Brandon Jacobs: ------3! SHIZAKI WINS AND ADVANCES TO THE SECOND ROUND!
Zack Sirus: I haven’t seen a screwjob like that since Montreal. Gideon came out with a game plan and almost executed it to pefection, if it wasn’t for that damn Jeriko, he would have won.
Brandon Jacobs: This feud doesn’t look like its over yet. We will be back after this commercial break!