The scene opens in a large office. Behind a big, oak desk, littered with office paraphernalia, is a large swivel chair facing out of the window behind. When a window cleaner lowers, the chair turns to reveal Classy Mike C wearing a black shirt, unbuttoned at the top, and with the 52 Wild title draped from his shoulder. Classy looks in surprise at the camera, before sighing and placing the belt in front of him on the desk.
Classy: I've had a lot of good times with this title belt. I mean who'll forget the triple cage match at eXile, or the best of 5 series with Evol? The Ultra Brawl VI casket match and the Barbed Wire-Singapore Cane match at Blood Bath? And now, as I sit here knowing that Main Frame, April 15th, I will become the last ever 52 Wild champion to defend this belt well...I'm proud as hell! I mean, let's look at some of the legends that've held the 52 Wild belt. There was "Brooklyn's Finest" Kai A. Lewis, the first ever EUWC 52 Wild Champion! Sure, he defended it well, but ultimately there was no competition so he doesn't count. Then Dwight Jackson came along and took the belt, but he needed the help of The Dominion, so he doesn't count. Neither does Evol, who is a great superstar but only got the belt because of his friends, not his ability. So I guess in the end, there was only ever one 52 Wild Champion who truly counted, me! But lets be honest EUWC fans, all good things must come to an end, at that's why at Main Frame I'll take my career to the next level, to the next plateau, the US title.
Classy picks up three folders from his desk and thumbs through them for a second.
Classy: Now at Main Frame, I fight three men to try and win the US title, and I have little reports written up on them right here.
Classy holds up the folders to the camera, one reads "Havoc", one "Samuel Roundtree" and one "'All Business' Eric McRae".
Classy: Each man has their strengths and weaknesses, and with my own input along with that of many top wrestling analysts, I've complied a concise but complete list of these. Let's start with Eric McRae. The man from Texas who overcame Donny Collins at Blood Bath, "All Business" himself! Well his strengths are his toughness, his mat skills and his willingness to try high-risk moves. Oh and he can crush a beer can against his forehead. His weaknesses though are his lack of size, strength and ability, and the fact that he's the result of the marriage of cousins. Topwrestlingrednecks.com describe him as the wrestling world's #1 "slack-jawed yokel." So really, who would be better than him to hold the US title? I mean he sounds just like the man who runs America! But no, no, Eric won't be the new US champion.
Classy puts down the folder and picks up the folder reading "Samuel Roundtree".
Classy: Samuel Roundtree, the man who finished 5th at Blood Bath, the man who I pinned to win my first EUWC gold back at Blood Bath 2003. One hell of a competitor, a former Tag Team and US champion, let's face it he has an impressive resume. According to this dossier though, it's not all good. I mean, he's got a killer left hand, a brilliant ring mind, a single-minded determination and an aerodynamic hairline. Throw in the Team Danger factor and he looks like a good bet on winning this thing! But that's not the whole story. I mean, if Samuel Roundtree were the Adonis that his strengths make him out to be, then he'd be fighting Sean Taylor. He's temperamental, and despite having Team Danger behind him, he doesn't have many other friends. But the one thing in this dossier that is decisive for me is the fact that he goes into many fights that he has little chance of winning. And I have the feeling that at Main Frame, he has done the very same.
Classy puts down the Roundtree folder and picks up the final folder, "Havoc".
Classy: Ah Havoc. My old friend from out days in the tag team division. Who could forget Superiority's TLC Match or Aftershock's Hell In A Cell? We fought tooth-and-nail for those tag team titles, and now it'll be the same for the US title. Now I have a lot of respect for Havoc, I mean he turned his back on the most powerful group in EUWC's history because they went against his own beliefs, and he's made a fine career for himself without them. Like me, he's also had successful tag and singles success. He's quick, a good technical wrestler but also a brawler, and he knows his limits. At the moment, I must sound like the Havoc fan club leader? Well, you're wrong. I may respect Havoc, but to be fair I hate the man's guts! He attacked me from behind countless times, he threw me through tables, pushed me off ladders and nailed me with chairs. Him and his brother forced me into the singles division by injuring Jaz Moundfield. The man was a sneak and a thug and as far as I'm concerned, a tiger doesn't change it's stripes. As far as weaknesses go, his biggest one is that I hate him so much that nothing would give me more pleasure in taking the US title off him.
Classy puts the "Havoc" dossier down on the table and stares into the camera.
Classy: That leaves one man to be US champion. One man, who may not be from the USA, but certainly cares enough to hold that title. Havoc, Eric, Samuel, at Main Frame all four of us go into that match wanting the US title more than anything in the world. But guys, the dossiers don't lie, and I promise you that I will relinquish the 52 Wild title at Main Frame so I can move onto pastures new. And I promise that I will follow up finishing second at Blood Bath by finishing first at Main Frame. I've been waiting months for this opportunity, and I will not let myself down. I will be US champion, and you and everyone else will have to Like it or Lump it!
Classy turns and faces out of the window, making the window cleaner jump with shock and send his platform plummeting downwards. A loud smash is heard before the screen fades to black.
