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(Scene- The back area of the Paul Tsongas arena. Roger and Scott Powell are powerwalking around scanning the area for their missing briefcase.)

ROGER: Man....this (censored) is happening all over again!

SCOTT: Calm down...calm down...

ROGER: How can I be calm?! We get that briefcase from kicking that pansy's (censored), Manson screws us out it. We get another briefcase from that redneck, and it gets stolen? Not only that, but the guys we talk to on the phone are not the guys who fight in the ring?

(he runs over to a stack of boxes and pulls out a black mask from in between the boxes)

ROGER: This is (censored) up!

SCOTT: Think about it for a second...we did exactly what we wanted to tonight! The "all mighty unbeatable" Hell Machine was left laying in their drool tonight! By US! We set the whole thing up! Us! The ones that everyone thinks are dummer than (censored)! Whether they like it or not...heck whether they'll ADMIT it or not. We got in their heads tonight, we did what we wanted, nobody stopped us from doing it either.

ROGER: That's all well and good, but what about our briefcase?

SCOTT: (finding a pair of black boots stuffed in a production case that reads "Audio cables") Forget the briefcase, we're for hire now! We can get more, there'll be more clients, what I want to know is where are the guys we talked to on the phone.

(Roger bolts towards the production truck JUST parked outside, grabs ahold of a production assistant taking a smoke break, and proceeds to drag him towards Scott.)

ROGER: Where are they!

P.A.: (shaken up) Who?

ROGER: THOSE MORONS IN BLACK!

P.A.: (Genuinely confused) The ringcrew?

ROGER: WHY YOU...(Roger cocks his arm back to throw a punch but Scott grabs him)

SCOTT: Roger! Roger! Let go of him...he's not even half your size.... (Scott proceeds to straighten up the P.A.'s clothing) There, what my brother needs to know is, there were a couple of guys here tonight. We really can't describe them, because we talked to them over the phone, however we know that they were wearing ALL black, including masks. What we were wondering, is, you didn't happen to see anyone like that with a metal briefcase running through here have you?

ROGER: TELL US!

SCOTT: (pointing towards the refreshment table) Roger, calm down....go grab a Gatorade...

(Scott looks back at the P.A. as in the distance Roger walks over there....looks to see that all of the Gatorades are gone, grabs a water cooler, and proceeds to knock over all of the refreshments with it, before drinking out of it.)

SCOTT: ...Now...as you can see, my brother is pretty angry about losing this briefcase, it's pretty important to us. I'm just as angry as he is, but I can hold back my anger. However, I can only hold it back for so long...(grabs a hold of the P.A.'s shoulder)

P.A.: Hey that hurts!

SCOTT: ...you see what I mean? Now, I really don't care to show you how angry I can get, you're smaller than I am, buit I'm going to ask you where we can find these guys. Now, if you truly don't know, that's fine, but I know that you can point me out to someone who CAN tell me where they are...

P.A.: Maybe I did overhear something...

SCOTT: And?

P.A.: These two guys were talking about making a splash, they said something about going to Worcester.

SCOTT: You're not lying to me are you? Because....(squeezes the P.A.'s shoulder some more)

P.A.: No!...OWW... NO!

SCOTT: We're going to go to Worcester....you did a good deed, and for that, I genuinely thank you...I DO hope for your sake that you're not lying, because my brother and I will come back and find you here when we tape Crash. Only THIS time, HE will be holding ME back, got it?

P.A.: (obviously intimidated) Got it....

SCOTT: Good....(walking away and yelling to Roger) WORCESTER!

(Roger drops the water cooler and bolts to the parking lot as Scott is not far behind. The P.A. gathers himself and walks back into the production truck as the producer walks up to him.)

PRODUCER: I saw what was going on with you and the Powell brothers, were they threatening you?

P.A.: Naw, they were just trying to get me to stay...

PRODUCER: Oh that's RIGHT! I forgot tonight was your last night, I hope that TV station in Arizona realizes what a good guy their getting, we're gonna miss you here...

(scene fades as the P.A. gets back to work)
 

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