Time to knock you off your pedistol
The camera fades in - we see a building, which could possibly be the same building that has hosted, {the so-called "universal champ"}, The American during his past two promos.
The gigantic Suicidal Killer is seen standing outside the building. He's wearing a black-hooded trench coat covering up his face
Suicidal Killer: You want to know something, "Captain A"? I don't listen too well... ...especially to crack-pots who claim fame from a paper belt that they have locked up in a glass case.
And here…, …I'm the one that’s supposed to be loony...
Give me a break...
What... you think just because you spent hours and hours putting that piece of trash of a paper belt together with your "make it your-self kit" that "EVERYONE… …including their sister" can buy at their local dollar store...
That you’re something special? That everyone should get down on their hands and knees and blow hot air up your ass?
Sorry bub, it doesn't work like that. You know something else?
You try to hard... ...the psychological war that your pre-school mind is trying to play doesn't work on me...
...now maybe on your local generic wrestling shmuck who you use to wrestle back at your prestige “wrestling school for she-males”, of whence you came from...
BUT NOT ON THIS F***ING GIANT!
S.K. smirks into the camera as he gives a sinister smile
SK:You know I could end it right here. If my informant is correct and this is where you're stationed at...
I could just easily walk in and slit that pathetic throat of yours... relieving you of the stress and pain that you'll be facing very... ....very.... ...very.... SOOOOON!
But wait…
That would be too easy, and lord knows I don't want to do that, simply because I want to see you suffer, I want you to experience what it's like to have a Suicidal Killer take the very life from your body... watching you choke on your last breath..
NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!
Not just simply killing you, that's too boring... And it kind of gets old after a while, much like your constant blabbering...
So "Captain A", you think you're soooooooo smart eh? That your IQ just out reaches any type of potential that my pea sized brain could ever wish to achieve?
Well tell me this, you POMPOUS ASS, is it really going to matter if you can tell me the square root of 8754…, when I'm choking the life out of you.
This isn't a f***ing IQ test, this is a test of PAIN!
And my friend the only thing your "alleged" IQ {which is about as small as your man-hood} is going to do for you in this match is...
That you maybe able to spout out of that sh*t hole of yours, you call a mouth, 10 different ways to say "I QUIT"... ...be it Cantonese, Japanese, Dutch, French, or Spanish...
In the end, they all have the same meaning... which is you can't take pain. You can't take on THIS GIANT. No matter how big you think your ego is, your proclaimed allegations of greatness means JACK SH*T TO ME! You haven't proven one single thing to me about how you plan on winning this match.
You should really consider yourself lucky... you'll be the Giant's first victim of this putrid federation.
Something else you should think about, yet we all know you've "attempted to do so", but maybe this time you should try a little bit harder and actually think clearly about just really what you're up against...
It's time for you to wake up, "Cappy".
...You're living in a dream world if you think this is going to be a walk in the park for you. You should be attempting to find out the answer to those questions, you asked earlier, especially to one of them in particular...
Why AM I a Suicidal Killer? Why go to the extreme of my insanity to prove it to everyone?
Now if you would have known these answers already you would have come to the simple realization that you CAN'T BEAT ME, and we could’ve avoided this entire ruckus!
But since humility is not one of your strong points..., …I will just have to beat the answers into your puny brain, with or without your consent...
In all honesty, "Captain A"...,
How can you beat someone who likes pain?
How are you supposed to beat someone, like me, who likes the taste of his own blood...?
...Simple...
YOU CAN'T!!!
You think you can buy me out of this match, so that I'll just lay there and let you get the win?
How about you take that monopoly money of yours and choke on it!!!
Daddy can't pay your way out of this predicament that you've managed to dig yourself into...
You know... ...You would think for being a "paper" champion, you would at least have been doing some sort of preparation, instead of sitting there on your ass.
But wait... ...that's right... You live in America's Dream World... That everything is just peachy and nothing can ever happen to you... ...outsiders wouldn't DARE attack America...
Just like them "Captain A", your head is stuck so far up your ass you don't know whether to fart or breathe out...
I'm going to say this...
ONE... ...LAST... ...TIME...
I know it’s hard, but for one brief second could you pull Mr. B's d*ck out of your ear and pay attention... because after this there’s no more talking, you either put up or SHUT UP…
S.K. reaches over and grabs the camera and pulls it up to his face. He gives the camera a cold dark stare while smiling evilly
UN-SPEAKABLE PAIN AWAITS... ...FOR YOU!!!
And his name is SUICIDAL KILLER!
Be Afraid...
S.K. smirks as he pushes the camera away from his face. He then starts to exit the scene while humming a sick tune to himself
Camera fades to black