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BRANDON JACOBS: We are back and we are moments away from Maelstrom’s WFW debut. But tonight is not going to be any walk in the park because he will be facing off against the BAD World Heavyweight Champion Jared Wells under BAD Rules.
JONATHAN MARX: This is going to be a fight for the ages. Maelstrom is being thrown right into the fire tonight. In most leagues, when people debut, the league digs up some younger talent who while they show promise, still haven’t gotten there yet. But Maelstrom is facing Jared Wells who has really risen into his own since joining LOVE among the elite in all of wrestling….
BRANDON JACOBS: President Edmunds only wants the best for the league.
JONATHAN MARX: Edmunds has his own agenda, he very well knows that this could be his last week in office and if this is his last week, he might as well have Wells and Maelstrom annihilate each other to make things easier for him.
BRANDON JACOBS: Edmunds can’t be happy with LOVE after he bowed down to their demands in order to keep peace then Felix Red chose to run against him for the Presidency.
JONATHAN MARX: I am not sure who the lesser evil is, Felix Red has LOVE watching his back, and it would give them a lot of additional power but imagine what Edmunds would do in a second term when he doesn’t have to worry about running for a third term because of the two consecutive term limit.
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom is trying to derail Jared Wells like Felix Red is trying derail Edmunds but neither are going to be successful. Jared Wells has had an incredible run as of late and he has beaten some of the toughest wrestlers in our sport defending that BAD World Heavyweight Title. When was the last time Maelstrom was in a match? It has been almost six months now.
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom’s body has also had time to heal up from the wear and tear of a regular schedule with one of his first real breaks in years. I know I have made the mistake of underestimating Jared Wells in the past, but I think Maelstrom may be a bit too much for Wells.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom also wants to go out there and start his career here in WFW with a bang. Maelstrom has something to prove. For Wells, this match is gravy, his BAD World Heavyweight Title isn’t at stake and he has a chance to ascend to greatness by beating one of the alltime great warriors of the ring.
VIC WATERS: Wells has been one of the MVP of 2004 in WFW and if he could manage to beat Maelstrom, that might be the thing to put him over the top.
BRANDON JACOBS: The time for talking is over, lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: "Friday” by Ice Cube)
RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS ONE FALL, UNDER BOSTON AREA DESTRUCTION RULES! Introducing first, the former three time WWL World Heavyweight Champion and current BAD World Heavyweight Champion…. “RAGE ‘O FIRE” JARED WELLS!
::Wells comes down to the ring wearing a vintage “BAD KICKS ASS” t-shirt with the BAD World Heavyweight Title around his waist to the cheers of the crowd and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “Enter Sandman” by Metallica)
::god pop::
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, making his WFW debut here tonight, the former and greatest GLCW Heavyweight Champion of Alltime, from Pandora, Island….. MAELSTROM!
::Maelstrom comes down to the ring to the ovation of the crowd and enters the ring::
*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: JARED WELLS CHARGES MALESTROM AS HE ENTERS THE RING ASSAULTS HIM WITH A HAIL OF PUNCHES BEFORE HE CAN EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE ROPES!
VIC WATERS: Wells showing his brains by deciding to ambush Malestrom even before had a chance to strike.
JONATHAN MARX: Jared Wells should keep this a fair fight.
VIC WATERS: Victory at any cost…
BRANDON JACOBS: JARED WELLS GRABS MAELSTROM BY THE HAIR AND HE IS TRYING TO CHOKE ON THAT TOP RING ROPE AND HE CLIMBS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND PUTS HIS LEG OVER THE BACK OF THE NECK OF MAELSTROM TO PUT ALL OF HIS WEIGHT BEHIND IT!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is doing some things here that we don’t typical see from him.
VIC WATERS: Wells is trying to keep Maelstrom off guard busting out everything and anything he can do effectively to do as much damage as possible.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells climbs down from the ropes and lifts the leg off Maelstrom, Maelstrom is trying to catch his breath….
JONATHAN MARX: I don’t care how strong you are, a choke is like an eye gouge in that no matter how much you work out, you can’t keep the front of your neck from vulnerability.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is backing up….. Maelstrom turns around….. WELLS CHARGES HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE RIGHT IN THE THROAT AND BOTH MEN GO UP AND OVER ONTO THE FLOOR!
JONATHAN MARX: This match is getting really physical and really fast.
VIC WATERS: Remember, this match is no count out, they can brawl all the way and go wherever they want, but if they want to go for the pinfall or submission, they have to get back to the ring to get it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both Wells and Maelstrom are trying to get up…. WELLS IS GETTING UP FIRST BUT MAELSTROM GRABS HIS LEG AND HE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK DOWN!
JONATHAN MARX: It is like the gates of hell themselves have opened and they are coming to get Wells.
VIC WATERS: And Maelstrom is certain worse than Cerberus that is for sure…
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GRABS THE GUARDRAIL IN ORDER TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM BEING PULLED DOWN AND MAELSTROM GRABS THE LEGS OF WELLS AND IS BEGINNING TO STAND UP AND WELLS IS FIGHTING IN MIDAIR HOLDING ONTO THE GUARDRAIL FROM KEEP FROM FALLING DOWN!
VIC WATERS: Taking this outside with Maelstrom may have been a mistake.
JONATHAN MARX: You think so Einstein?
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM PULLS WELLS AWAY FROM THE GUARDRAIL AND WELLS LANDS ON HIS HEAD! Wells grabs the back of his head and it looks like his head really smacked on the floor when he landed.
VIC WATERS: He loses more brain cells than that sitting in a room with Anarky & Felix Red from casual smoke.
JONATHAN MARX: You are not certainly to make fun of anyone losing brain cells.
VIC WATERS: I have to do something to numb myself from the pain of working with you two.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom walks over to Wells and he is picking him off the floor….. MAELSTROM PICKS WELLS UP IN THE AIR AND HE LIFTS HIM OFF FOR A GORILLA PRESS….
JONATHAN MARX: The last thing Wells needs is to be dropped on the head again so soon.
VIC WATERS: Maybe Maelstrom will show some mercy and throw him back in the ring….
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM HAS WELLS UP HIGH IN THE AIR AND HE STARTS BENCH PRESSING HIM OVER HIS HEAD….. OH MY GOD, MAELSTROM THROWS WELLS INTO THE CROWD THREE OR FOUR ROWS IN! Thankfully the fans bailed just in time…
VIC WATERS: And fans think they are lucky catching a foul ball at a baseball game…
JONATHAN MARX: There is a large part of the locker room which wishes the fans would keep Wells and get them of their hair.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom steps over the guardrail and he is COMING FOR WELLS! Wells is trying to get out of the way…. AND HE HURLS A CUP OF COKE AT MAELSTROM IN ORDER TO KEEP HIM AT BAY BUT MAELSTROM MOVED OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME!
VIC WATERS: Wells is a desperate man right now and desperate men do desperate things.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells is getting up…. WELLS IS GRABBING CHAIRS AND HE HURLING THEM AT MAELSTROM AS PEOPLE ARE FLEEING AWAY!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is crazy bastard, I guess that is why so many people like him despite being in LOVE.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS HITS MAELSTROM IN KNEE WITH A FLYING CHAIR AND MAELSTROM CURSES AT WELLS TO COME AND FIGHT HIM LIKE A MAN!
VIC WATERS: That may have gotten under Wells’ skin because he really looks angry right now.
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is one of the toughest SOBs in all of wrestling and he has proven it here in WFW and he wants to show Maelstrom why.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GRABS A CHAIR AND HE RUNS AT MAELSTROM! Maelstrom picks up the chair that hits him and he lifts it up….. MAELSTROM AND WELLS ARE FIGHTING IT OUT WITH THE STEEL CHAIRS, TRYING DESPERATELY TO KNOCK THE STEEL CHAIR OUT OF EACH OTHER’S HANDS!
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom is a powerful man, but Wells is doing his darndest to hold onto that steel chair for dear life.
JONATHAN MARX: That is all he can do at this point.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM KNOCKS THE CHAIR OUT OF WELLS HANDS! Maelstrom lifts up his chair to take a shot at Wells….. GOOD GAWD, WELLS CHARGES HIM WITH A SPEAR AND THEY BOTH CRASH HARD INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL! My god, part of the guardrail looks like it has been bent.
JONATHAN MARX: That was a desperation move for Wells, but damn did it pay off.
VIC WATERS: The name of this show is never ending war and this is exactly what we are getting from these two.
BRANDON JACOBS: Both men look like they are out of it and Wells is bleeding from the header he took into the guardrail when ramming Maelstrom into that steel guardrail.
VIC WATERS: Imagine running so hard at someone that you bust your own head open when the impact happens.
JONATHAN MARX: He has more guts than brains, I’ll give him that.
BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS COMING OUT THROUGH THE CROWD TO CHECK ON WELLS…. Wells is using the guardrail to try to get up and Felix Red is trying to give him something…. WELLS IS WAVING FELIX RED AWAY TELLING HIM TO GO TO THE BACK BECAUSE HE WANTS TO WIN THIS ONE ON HIS OWN!
VIC WATERS: Felix Red looks like he is in a state of disbelief and so am I.
JONATHAN MARX: I have to say, Wells is showing a lot of testicular fortitude, insane or not. . When I was a member of G.O.D. with Manson and Anarky and we were pursing Maelstrom, we did everything and anything necessary in order to beat Maelstrom because Maelstrom is a fighting machine. Wells wants to show everyone he can beat Maelstrom on his own.
VIC WATERS: Damn pride, what the hell is the matter with Wells?
BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red asks Wells again if he is okay and Wells is saying he’ll be okay and it appears Felix Red is finally leaving.
VIC WATERS: You would think that Anarky would have been out there with him if he wasn’t still banged up from the Cibernetico match.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom is getting up…. HE CATCHES A DISTRACTED WELLS FROM BEHIND AND HE LOCKS ON A FULL NELSON! Maelstrom is swinging him around like a rag doll!
VIC WATERS: Wells’ neck can’t be in great shape after he speared Maelstrom into that guardrail and went in head first.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM FULL NELSON SUPLEXES WELLS OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF THE NECK AT RINGSIDE!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom is really showing his power.
VIC WATERS: Wells made the mistake of letting himself get distracted and Maelstrom took advantage of it.
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells folded like an according and he is grabbing his neck in pain!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom appears to be already working over Wells neck in order to setup the Mortal Sin.
VIC WATERS: Jared Wells would never tap, he is the BAD World Heavyweight Champion, he has fought some of the toughest men in the world without submitting, he isn’t going to start tonight.
JONATHAN MARX: We will see.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom steps over the guardrail and he is coming right after Wells!
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom isn’t even giving him a chance to breathe.
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom can’t let him or Wells could have a chance to regroup and with the streak Wells has been on, he can’t afford to do that.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM PICKS UP WELLS BY THE THROAT AND HE CHOKE SLAMS HIM INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is grabbing his back and he is cursing Maelstrom.
VIC WATERS: If Wells has a chance to make a comeback, he is going to make Maelstrom pay.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom goes to pick up the agonizing Wells off the stairs…. WELLS GRABS THE HAIR OF MAEL AND STARTS CURSING AT HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE! Maelstrom punches Wells right in the face and Wells lets go!
JONATHAN MARX: What was Wells saying?!
VIC WATERS: I don’t know, but Maelstrom didn’t seem to like it.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM LIFTS UP WELLS UP IN THE AIR AND HE DRIVES HIM BACK FIRST OVER HIS KNEE AND HE IS HOLDING HIM THERE TO INFLICT EVEN MORE PAIN!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is bellowing out in pain and the ref is telling Maelstrom that if he wants to get a submission, he has to get this match back in the ring.
VIC WATERS: Don’t let him break you Wells!
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom lets go of the hold and he picks up Wells off the ground and he ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: Finally we are returning back to civilization.
VIC WATERS: With these two, no place is civilization.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom rolls back in and WELLS IS TRYING TO CRAWL OUT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! Maelstrom rushes over go grab Wells and he waistlocks him off of the mat…. JARED WELLS FIRES AN ELBOW RIGHT BACK IN THE FACE OF MAELSTROM AND MAELSTROM LETS GO!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells is lucky that connected as well as it did.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS FIRES BACK ANOTHER SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MAELSTROM AND MAELSTROM BEGINS TO STAGGER BACK! Wells holds on the ropes to keep himself from falling down…. WELLS HITS MAELSTROM WITH A SAVATE KICK RIGHT IN THE CHIN!
VIC WATERS: COVER HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom could be in trouble.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS DIVES ON MAELSTROM TO MAKE THE COVER! 1----------------------------------------2-------------------------------------- MAELSTROM MANAGES TO KICK OUT!
CROWD: MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: This crowd is sensing Maelstrom may be in trouble and they are getting behind him.
VIC WATERS: Wells needs to continue to do the little things and catch Maelstrom off guard as much as possible.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM IS THE FIRST MAN UP AND HE CHARGES WELLS WHO IS STRUGGLING TO GET UP WITH THAT BAD NECK AND SHOULDER OF HIS….. JARED WELLS SEES MAELSTROM COMING AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND MAELSTROM GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!
JONATHAN MARX: Where the hells did Wells learn a drop toe hold from?
VIC WATERS: It just shows Wells did his homework and came prepared with moves that he usually doesn’t do along with his regular repertoire in order to catch Maelstrom off guard.
JONATHAN MARX: After that, I am waiting for him to bust out the Statue of Liberty play.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM FALLS BACK ONTO THE MAT AND HIS HEAD APPEARED TO GO INTO THE TURNBUCKLE REALLY HARD!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom doesn’t do anything in second gear and he wasn’t expecting, nobody was expecting the drop toe hold by Wells.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE…. IT LOOKS LIKE IS GOING TO TRY TO CAPITALIZE ON HIS MOMENTUM AND ATTEMPT TO FINISH THIS ONE OFF!
VIC WATERS: This could be a big mistake for Wells, it is going to take a big move to put Maelstrom out, but if he misses this. He is going to be in a hole that he may not be able to climb out of it.
JONATHAN MARX: In a match like this, it is all or nothing.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE….. WELLS WIPES THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE AND HE FLIES OFF WITH A TOP ROPE LEGDROP RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: My god, Wells may do it!
VIC WATERS: COVER HIM DAMN IT!
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GOES FOR THE COVER ON MAELSTROM! 1--------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- MAELSTROM GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES JUST IN TIME! Wells is cursing himself for not pulling Maelstrom further from the ropes.
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom didn’t get his foot on the ropes by much and Mael is 6’9. That is hard to judge until you’ve been in there with him before.
VIC WATERS: Wells just needs to focus and try to regroup.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS HAS HAD ENOUGH! HE IS CALLING FOR THE RAGE BOMB TO FINISH MAELSTROM OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL!
JONATHAN MARX: How is Wells going to pull this off? Wells isn’t small, but Maelstrom is so much bigger than him.
VIC WATERS: There is only one way to do it.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS PICKS UP MAELSTROM AND HE IS PUNCHING WITH RAPID FIRE PUNCHES IN ORDER TO SOFTEN HIM UP! Wells picks up Maelstrom and he drags him into the corner.
JONATHAN MARX: My god, he is going to try to go for a repeat of how he beat Iron Lion and he is going Rage Bomb him from the top.
VIC WATERS: If there is a god, let him be with like he was with Iron Lion that night.
JONATHAN MARX: That was a miracle the last time he pulled it off, Wells may be pushing his luck here.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS PICKS UP MAELSTROM AND HIM ON THE TOP ROPE! Wells exits through the ropes onto the apron and HE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!
VIC WATERS: This is insane!
CROWD: MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM!
JONATHAN MARX: This crowd is trying to wake Maelstrom back up from that semiconscious state he appears to be in after taking that leg drop.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS IS SET ON THE TOP ROPE AND NOW HE IS CLIMBING BEHIND MAELSTROM! .
JONATHAN MARX: Both men better becareful because that is a long fall down to the ground.
VIC WATERS: Come on Wells!
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS GOES TO PICK UP MAELSTROM BUT MAELSTROM HOOKS HIS LEGS IN THE ROPES! Wells is trying to pry Maelstrom feet from under the rope…. WELLS LOOKS LIKE HE IS MAKING SOME PROGRESS BECAUSE MAELSTROM GRIP IS BECOMING UNDONE!
VIC WATERS: That has to be from that chair that Wells threw at Maelstrom’s earlier.
JONATHAN MARX: Damn, I had forgotten all about that.
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM ELBOWS WELLS RIGHT IN THE STOMACH BEFORE WELLS CAN LIFT HIM UP! MAELSTROM TURNS AROUND AND HE LOCKS ON THE MORTAL SIN ON WELLS!
VIC WATERS: NO DAMNIT! Is this even legal?
JONATHAN MARX: Technically, he is in the ring and we are going by Boston Area Destruction Rules so I think this is legal.
VIC WATERS: Maelstrom has Wells in a bad spot. Even if he could break out of this with his neck and back taking serious jolts on the outside of the ring. Unless he could push Maelstrom down, he’d fall down to the outside to the floor if he tried to break out.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING TO GO OUT! The blood is pouring down his face from earlier and Wells looks like is running out of options. The ref is climbing onto the ring apron to check on Wells.
VIC WATERS: Come on Wells! FIGHT IT!
JONATHAN MARX: Wells might be better off submitting because if he passes out up there, he could fall down to the ground.
BRANDON JACOBS: WELLS HAS STOPPED ANSWERING THE REFEREE! The ref is climbing up and he is checking on Wells…. Wells mutters something at Maelstrom…. WELLS BREAKS FREE WITH ONE LAST BURST OF ENERGY FROM THE MORTAL SIN BUT HE FALLS OFF OF TURNBUCKLE AND OUT OF THE RING AND HE HITS HIS HEAD ON THE STEEL RING STEPS!
CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!
JONATHAN MARX: Maelstrom is even shocked that Wells did that.
VIC WATERS: Damn it, why wouldn’t he have just submitted like normal people?
BRANDON JACOBS: Wells looks like he has been knocked out…. MAELSTROM IS COMING OUT AFTER HIM AND HE PICKS UP WELLS AND HE ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
VIC WATERS: COME ON WELLS GET UP!
JONATHAN MARX: He is dead Jim, well not literally but damn close. He knocked himself the hell out.
CROWD: MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM!
BRANDON JACOBS: MAELSTROM PICKS UP WELLS AND HE LOCKS ON THE MORTAL SIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! The referee checks on Wells… THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! HE HAS SEEN ENOUGH!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match….. MAELSTROM!
(CUEUP: “Enter Sandman” By Metallica)
BRANDON JACOBS: ANARKY, FELIX RED, AND PSYCHO ARE COMING DOWN TO HELP WELLS! The referee raises Maelstrom’s hand in victory and he exits the ring as Anarky enters the ring and Anarky is giving Maelstrom a dirty look.
VIC WATERS: Anarky doesn’t look happy.
JONATHAN MARX: No, no he doesn’t.
CROWD: MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM! MAELSTROM!
BRANDON JACOBS: The crowd seems to think there is finally someone, some group that can take LOVE down once and for all and I tend to agree with them……Here come the medics to see if Wells is okay and knowing him, he should be fine but Wells left everything he had out there tonight and even when he could have taken the easy way out when he was faced with no other option, he tried to escape even though it was at his own physical detriment rather than to let Maelstrom win.
JONATHAN MARX: When and if these two meet again, I don’t know, but I know it will be even more insane and physical than it was tonight.
BRANDON JACOBS: Maelstrom will be ready for whatever challenge LOVE will bring. Folks, we have to take a commercial break, but when we comeback, the WFW World Heavyweight Title is at stake in a two out of three fall Lucha Rules match between Manson and El Arco Iris…. STAY TUNED!