The Great Eye
I came to cut you up
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(FADEIN: Green Machine outside the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino)
GREENIE: I'm here at the sight of UFC 100, and I got my stone cold pipes, my cinches, my locks all ready to go.
First off the 2 straight bets
DAN HENDERSON -200 to CRUSH that jobber MICHAEL BISPING
I can't see Hendo losing this fight, just can't see it, so I gotta take him, I dunno, maybe 1,000 to win 500? Something like that...Friggin' wife taking my money, friggin' Doc being upset I outted him as a worthless Alliance player and not giving me a roll for tonight..
FRANK MIR +180 over BROCK LESNAR
Mir won the first fight, and now he's an almost 2 to 1 dog? I don't get it, this isn't Serra/GSP where it was clear one guy just figured he'd walk in the cage and win the first match and got shocked. Mir was a former Heavyweight champion before this fight, he's a good fighter, and he's back in business, I got to take a live dog like Mir here. 500 to win a little under a grand seems right by me.
And lastly...THE BOMB
FITCH, AKIYAMA, HENDERSON, GSP, MIR 5 way Parlay...Yeah I got 4 favorites, but it still drives up the odds, topping it off with the big main event upset and it's gonna be raining down cash for the Green Man tomorrow...Bank on it!
(FADEOUT)
GREENIE: I'm here at the sight of UFC 100, and I got my stone cold pipes, my cinches, my locks all ready to go.
First off the 2 straight bets
DAN HENDERSON -200 to CRUSH that jobber MICHAEL BISPING
I can't see Hendo losing this fight, just can't see it, so I gotta take him, I dunno, maybe 1,000 to win 500? Something like that...Friggin' wife taking my money, friggin' Doc being upset I outted him as a worthless Alliance player and not giving me a roll for tonight..
FRANK MIR +180 over BROCK LESNAR
Mir won the first fight, and now he's an almost 2 to 1 dog? I don't get it, this isn't Serra/GSP where it was clear one guy just figured he'd walk in the cage and win the first match and got shocked. Mir was a former Heavyweight champion before this fight, he's a good fighter, and he's back in business, I got to take a live dog like Mir here. 500 to win a little under a grand seems right by me.
And lastly...THE BOMB
FITCH, AKIYAMA, HENDERSON, GSP, MIR 5 way Parlay...Yeah I got 4 favorites, but it still drives up the odds, topping it off with the big main event upset and it's gonna be raining down cash for the Green Man tomorrow...Bank on it!
(FADEOUT)