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BRANDON JACOBS: We finally back and it is time for….
(CUEUP: “One Shot at Glory” by Judas Priest)
VIC WATERS: For the love of god, what now?
::Chris Wink walks down to the ring with papers and a microphone in his hand, looking aggravated and enters the ring::
CHRIS WINK: Ever since Edmunds fired Felix Red, I’ve been meeting with the owners to get Felix Red rehired and we’ve been digging up papers back at the home office in order to get him rehired by the end of the show…. While this may take us awhile, both Edmunds and the owners have agreed to let Felix Red participate in the Ghoulish Games graveyard match… but while doing all of that paper work, we have come across a document left to us from former President Alex Wylde…. There will be no Turkey Day Terror this year….
::crowd gasps::
Apparently before that wiseass Wylde left, he made a declaration that the show before Merrython must be renamed….. so the name of our PPV will be none other than….. CHRISTMAS CARD….. LIVE FROM THE FLEETWOOD CENTER IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!
::crowd cheers::
Because of the history of Merrython, we will keep Merrython and do two mega Christmas shows this year…. And we are going to come back to New York City and tear that town up just like we did last year with a main event that…
(BROADCAST BOOTH)
BRANDON JACOBS: Unfortunately, we have to cut away from Wink, apparently there has been an incident backstage and Black Rose has witnessed it all.
(LOCKER ROOM)
EL ARCO IRIS: (brandishing a chair and storming out of the room) YOU WILL NEVER LAUGH AT ME AGAIN!
BLACK ROSE (covered with splattered blood): Good god, El Arco Iris has snapped. GET YOUR COWARDLY ASS IN HERE AND PAN OVER THIS!
::the cameraman pans over a bloody Luster laying on the ground unconscious… the camera pans right to reveal Rat Fink laying in a pool of blood… the camera pans down Golem’s face is a crimson mask leaning against the locker…. And last but not least, Shawn Hart who all the blood still has a smile on face clutching a piece of paper::
JONATHAN MARX (voice over): What happened?!
BLACK ROSE: I was back getting a smoke when El Arco Iris came into the room upset about what happened in the ring….. then Shawn Hart and Rat Fink started making cracks to El Arco Iris about losing to Dodd and never winning a title and how his career is going to be buried just like Felix Red tonight…. He just snapped. He picked up a chair and just started laying waste to people. I tried to stay out of the way because El Arco Iris just went mad, he lost total control. I have never in my life seen anything like that. I was literally shaking. It took me three or four cigarettes to get my nerves back.
VIC WATERS (voice over): I said this was going to happen….
JONATHAN MARX (voice over): You did, you did…
BRANDON JACOBS (voice over): Black Rose, what is that piece of paper in his hand?
BLACK ROSE: I haven’t looked, do you really want me to look?
BRANDON JACOBS (voice over): If he really was that upset, it might be a good idea.
BLACK ROSE: (walks over slowly trying to avoid getting blood on his shoes, he slowly pulls the message out of Shawn Hart’s hand and unfolds the letter) Pyscho... That is what it says, it has the word Psycho on it.
JONATHAN MARX (voice over): Anything else?
BLACK ROSE: Just the word Psycho… none of these guys look like they will be able to perform tonight.
JONATHAN MARX: It looks like we have a situation on our hands which is going to change this card dramatically.
BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we are going to take a short commercial break to clean this mess up, but when we comeback, we will have an update on the status of who is facing who tonight, STAY TUNED!