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LQJT86C

Where's my money, Chad?
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What's wrong with you guys? DID WE FORGET WHY WE LOVE TO DO THIS?!

I look around this forum, and I see a lot of pathetic faces. And it makes me angry. So some towel head stuck his dick in our virtual mashed potatoes. SO WHAT?! Do we give in? Do we let them tear down OUR HOUSE?!

::smashes locker::

EPW...Man, the Dave Brunk I knew, it didn't matter if you were writing the curtain jerker or the main event- if you were even a minute late with your match, HE'D POST ANYWAY! Short form? F*cking SHORT FORM? Nah, he wouldn't have even posted THAT. Show would've went up without you. People would be like "Where's the main event?" It ain't here, and it ain't never getting here, see? NYAH!

And CSWA...I don't even wanna LOOK AT YOU!

NGEN! Where's Paul Miller? What's wrong with you, Paul? You've got people waiting 10 months for something called Cherry Blossom Chaos. What happened to the Paul Miller I knew? The one who USED TO know how to post on time back in '71? You were a beast in the trenches. Charlie never knew what hit him. And now...now you just make me SICK!

What are you laughing at, Katz, you son of a b*tch? What happened, a bunch of people flaked out in NFW? "I work 70 hours a week, I can't write people's matches for them!"

LIKE-HELL-YOU-CAN'T!

The Jon Katz of 10 years ago would have blew a cloud of purple kush in his boss' face, and said GO F*CK YOURSELF, WHITE BOY! I'VE GOT A TRAIN'T NEEDS GETTIN' BACK ON THE RAILS!

NEW ERA, come on! New Era of WHAT?! LAZYNESS? Edmunds, you and Miller should've thought twice about gettin' that divorce, cause I'll tell you what...as painful as it was to watch, the only thing keeping WFW: NE going was the hatred you had for each other. There was a time when you guys would fight tooth and nail the night of the deadline, editing the time just to f*ck with each other. Now...you don't even RESPECT the deadline! YOU FRICKIN' BUMS!

What was that? My blog hasn't operated since May? NLW is on pause? Typical changing of the subject! Let's stick to the matter at hand, gentleman.

ARE WE GONNA LET SOME AYATOLLAH LOVING PIECE OF GARBAGE KEEP US FROM WRITING PRETEND WRESTLING?!

::crickets::

THIS IS OUR HOUSE! PROTECT OUR HOUSE! WOOT!

::kicks a locker and storms off::
 

DWoods

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GODDAMMIT, BILLY! I SEEN'T YOU RIP A MAN'S JAWBONE OFF- I SEEN'T IT!

I just wanna write promos making fun of people... can't I at least do that? :(
 

JLevinson

Diva Tree
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Pretty big words for a guy who doesn't leave feedback. Just sayin'. ;-)
 

JLevinson

Diva Tree
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I heard there were several other matches on the card. Not everything is about you and I, Billy. :p
 

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