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Chad

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Since I'm back from the land of one Gethard brother and have had some time to post, five quick questions on the tourney so far:
  1. What's your 'dream final'?
  2. Does Joey Melton still 'function' (or should his nickname be OneNut)?
  3. What the he'll business does Impulse have in a PRODIGY tournament anyway? ;)
  4. Your favorite Cruise family member or friend who would've fared better in the tournament?
  5. "Where do whores come from?". (Bonus points if you get the source of the reference)
 

LQJT86C

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1. Manson vs. Hornet, which apparently wasn't good enough for the finals.
2. You know the end of the porno, when the dude (who is on hour 8 of shooting) has like 8 viagra pills in him, a sh*t ton of caffeine, and after the 5th money shot he's just about had all he can take and now he's holding it from the bottom, trying to to get it to at least 3/4 of a semi, so it can sort of fit in for the last scene? That's Joey Melton in the first 90 seconds.
3. I can't talk, cause Alex Austin was in it too. We're just there to taunt the old guys.
4. DJ Cruise, Cameron's retarded brother who raps and likes to do run-ins.
5. Between the knuckles of my stepfather's drunken fist.
 

jediPREZ

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1. What's your 'dream final'?
EL PABLO WINDHAM vs. JOEY MELTON

2. Does Joey Melton still 'function' (or should his nickname be OneNut)?
The storyline would have been around El Pablo POSSIBLY being his son...so I'm sure the final would have answered that.

3. What the he'll business does Impulse have in a PRODIGY tournament anyway? ;)
Fits the six degrees of Johnny Fizzbin rule.

4. Your favorite Cruise family member or friend who would've fared better in the tournament?
Parsons Liner

5. "Where do whores come from?". (Bonus points if you get the source of the reference)
They are born from the tears of Lyle Tallman.
 

Chad

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Much better answers than PeteyRu. I can only assume they were drug-fueled, which is when you're at your implant-bursting best.

1. What's your 'dream final'?
EL PABLO WINDHAM vs. JOEY MELTON

2. Does Joey Melton still 'function' (or should his nickname be OneNut)?
The storyline would have been around El Pablo POSSIBLY being his son...so I'm sure the final would have answered that.

3. What the he'll business does Impulse have in a PRODIGY tournament anyway? ;)
Fits the six degrees of Johnny Fizzbin rule.

4. Your favorite Cruise family member or friend who would've fared better in the tournament?
Parsons Liner

5. "Where do whores come from?". (Bonus points if you get the source of the reference)
They are born from the tears of Lyle Tallman.
 

Chad

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Please...it can never get that simple with me!

Exactly, it would've been a triple swerve somehow ending in EPW being the child of Anne Mystic and both Eddie Mayfield and Craig Miles, with Katherine Windham serving as a surrogate. And his adopted Mexican family would have been connected to both Quentin Sullivan and Calvin Carlton somehow -- likely with Calvin's Mama as the head of a drug cartel.
 

jediPREZ

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Exactly, it would've been a triple swerve somehow ending in EPW being the child of Anne Mystic and both Eddie Mayfield and Craig Miles, with Katherine Windham serving as a surrogate. And his adopted Mexican family would have been connected to both Quentin Sullivan and Calvin Carlton somehow -- likely with Calvin's Mama as the head of a drug cartel.

Or the aborted love child of Hortense and Doc Silver since we all know Tard picked her up at a clinic!

...actually, you were probably spot on with the drug cartel. I totally would've wanted to finally reveal Mama Carlton's face...
 

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