TBirdSCIL
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Dakota Smith vs. The Jobber
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Anger management....
(As we begin to fade in on Dakota, we find him standing in a stoical manner in front of the GLCW logo… His NEH tee-shirt tightly wrapped around his massive upper frame, black jeans and black boots making up the rest of his attire… And as we draw closer with our camera, we can see his eyes beaming like two flaming beacons, his deadpan expression revealing very little of what is on his mind… He slowly comes closer into view, and as he does, it is then that we really see the strong resemblance between him and Nevada; the same narrowed eyes, the same facial features, only on a much more massive frame… Slowly he locks his eyes onto our camera…)
DAKOTA: So here we are Jobber, you one of the all time greats, a former champion going up against yet another rookie, a lowly bottom feeder… (Smirks cynically) Did I kind of capture the moment right Jobber!? Did I phrase it properly enough for you!? Guess the GLCW must really have it in for you, after all you were the TV champ if I am not mistaken and since dropping that title, you have been on a downward spiral, facing bottom feeders, no talented hacks and such; and now you get to face me… Do you have a special name or phrase you wish to use for me!? It doesn’t matter Jobber, call me whatever the hell you want, it won’t phase me, nothing does Jobber… I been called much worst and I know it will not end with you, those before you busted a nut trying and I guess you feel more than compelled to come up with some sort of name or phrase you would want to pin on me… So knock yourself out Jobber, but remember one thing though; remember that words are just that, “WORDS”… Nothing more and nothing less, (With a cocky grin he continues) and then again I could be wrong about you, you just might realize that coming out here and exhaling a lot of hot air will just be a waste of time and concentrate more on preparing to face me, but than again that might be just wishful thinking on my behalf… Now having said that let me get on with the business at hand and that would be YOU!!! Jobber, regardless of how you feel and regardless of what you think of me, the best and only thing you can do besides bust a nut aggravating yourself with the thought of having to face me is to actually prepare, you see Jobber unlike you and several others in the back, I don’t take any of my opponents lightly for at any given moment anyone and I do mean “anyone” can come up to the plate and hit a grand slam, you included Jobber, so I prepare, I study each and every single opponent I face… I don’t leave anything to chance, I don’t underestimate and I sure as hell will not come out here trash talking anyone, that would be a terrible waste of time, spent energy wasted on trash talking is energy best utilized in the ring, for it will be there that it will be much needed and if you waste it talking crap, you’ll be tired even before the match gets started…
(He begins to grin cynically, nodding his head… He rubs his hands together and once again focuses in on our camera…)
DAKOTA: I know you don’t like me, I know that because you don’t like Nevada nor do you like the UA, and you most certainly don’t like JC and we all give a rat’s ass about that, I don’t lose any sleep over it… The rumors going around are that I have been given a free ride that I am riding on Nevada’s coattails (Smirks) those are opinions Jobber and like ##### we all have opinions and are entitled to them… I also hear is that I am getting over because of Nevada, that Malec and company are doing me a solid… I haven’t seen it, in fact KK has made it clear to Nevada and myself that it wasn’t going to be any easier than it is for the rest… (Pauses and slowly begins to grin again…) And if it is true, so what!!! Tough (bleep)... I didn’t come to the GLCW to make friends I came to make a name for myself, and to make money!!! And the only way I see that happening is by taking down whoever they place in front of me… And you know what Jobber!? Every single obstacle they throw my way will be dealt with, with extreme prejudice… And that my little pretentious amigo most definitely includes YOU!!!
(He stares into the camera with a very contemptuous expression before turning and walking away… Fade out to black….)
(As we begin to fade in on Dakota, we find him standing in a stoical manner in front of the GLCW logo… His NEH tee-shirt tightly wrapped around his massive upper frame, black jeans and black boots making up the rest of his attire… And as we draw closer with our camera, we can see his eyes beaming like two flaming beacons, his deadpan expression revealing very little of what is on his mind… He slowly comes closer into view, and as he does, it is then that we really see the strong resemblance between him and Nevada; the same narrowed eyes, the same facial features, only on a much more massive frame… Slowly he locks his eyes onto our camera…)
DAKOTA: So here we are Jobber, you one of the all time greats, a former champion going up against yet another rookie, a lowly bottom feeder… (Smirks cynically) Did I kind of capture the moment right Jobber!? Did I phrase it properly enough for you!? Guess the GLCW must really have it in for you, after all you were the TV champ if I am not mistaken and since dropping that title, you have been on a downward spiral, facing bottom feeders, no talented hacks and such; and now you get to face me… Do you have a special name or phrase you wish to use for me!? It doesn’t matter Jobber, call me whatever the hell you want, it won’t phase me, nothing does Jobber… I been called much worst and I know it will not end with you, those before you busted a nut trying and I guess you feel more than compelled to come up with some sort of name or phrase you would want to pin on me… So knock yourself out Jobber, but remember one thing though; remember that words are just that, “WORDS”… Nothing more and nothing less, (With a cocky grin he continues) and then again I could be wrong about you, you just might realize that coming out here and exhaling a lot of hot air will just be a waste of time and concentrate more on preparing to face me, but than again that might be just wishful thinking on my behalf… Now having said that let me get on with the business at hand and that would be YOU!!! Jobber, regardless of how you feel and regardless of what you think of me, the best and only thing you can do besides bust a nut aggravating yourself with the thought of having to face me is to actually prepare, you see Jobber unlike you and several others in the back, I don’t take any of my opponents lightly for at any given moment anyone and I do mean “anyone” can come up to the plate and hit a grand slam, you included Jobber, so I prepare, I study each and every single opponent I face… I don’t leave anything to chance, I don’t underestimate and I sure as hell will not come out here trash talking anyone, that would be a terrible waste of time, spent energy wasted on trash talking is energy best utilized in the ring, for it will be there that it will be much needed and if you waste it talking crap, you’ll be tired even before the match gets started…
(He begins to grin cynically, nodding his head… He rubs his hands together and once again focuses in on our camera…)
DAKOTA: I know you don’t like me, I know that because you don’t like Nevada nor do you like the UA, and you most certainly don’t like JC and we all give a rat’s ass about that, I don’t lose any sleep over it… The rumors going around are that I have been given a free ride that I am riding on Nevada’s coattails (Smirks) those are opinions Jobber and like ##### we all have opinions and are entitled to them… I also hear is that I am getting over because of Nevada, that Malec and company are doing me a solid… I haven’t seen it, in fact KK has made it clear to Nevada and myself that it wasn’t going to be any easier than it is for the rest… (Pauses and slowly begins to grin again…) And if it is true, so what!!! Tough (bleep)... I didn’t come to the GLCW to make friends I came to make a name for myself, and to make money!!! And the only way I see that happening is by taking down whoever they place in front of me… And you know what Jobber!? Every single obstacle they throw my way will be dealt with, with extreme prejudice… And that my little pretentious amigo most definitely includes YOU!!!
(He stares into the camera with a very contemptuous expression before turning and walking away… Fade out to black….)
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RE: Anger management....
(Cue up "Just Gimme Some Truth" by John Lennon.)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia compound. Cut to the living room, etc, etc, and so forth.)
The Jobber: You took the words right out of my mouth. Not only that, you took the words out of my mouth and kept talking... and talking... and talking. Not as long winded as old Nevada, but still quite wordy. I guess in your family quanity means quality, so whoever talks more fights better. I guess that would be a good sign, since I beat Nevada and he talked twenty times more than you did. Looking at you so far, I'd wager its not an even incline either, probably exponential. That puts you quite far behind old Nevada in the talent department. So drink some water, and just keep talking, it can't be too hard. Being boring windbag is in your blood my boy.
I must confess, at first I thought you were a joke. You sounded like what I had heard so many times from Abel Wicks regarding Nevada Smith's goofy name. "Nebraska Jones" or something. So when I see I'm facing Dakota Smith... well what the hell kind of name is that? Isn't Nevada Smith enough of a goofy name for this family?
Maybe your parents just hate you. And they have so many reasons to do so.
You claim I hate Nevada, I hate your organization, and that I seemingly hate more people than the KKK. It's just not true. I just honestly don't care. I didn't have a clue who you were simply because I couldn't be concerned with sticking around to find out what happens that doesn't concern me. Why should I have some prying interest into the happenings outside my sphere of influene here? Nevada bored me enough as it was, I certaintly wouldn't plan on sticking around to see a Smith named after an even worse state than Nevada.
You do seem to have some rage issues that tie into a confidence problem. Perhaps being named after such a 46th rate state like the Dakotas is somehow responsible? I don't really care about the rumors swirling around you that you are some untalented hack who is riding on Nevada's coat tails. Although I must wonder why an untalented hack like Nevada ever had the influence to allow someone to ride on his coatails, but there's no accounting for bad taste, I guess.
So instead you just ##### ##### ##### about how you aren't getting any preferencial treatment, when no one cares. All I'm concerned with is how GLCW decides to again toss me what I didn't ask for. Is it so hard to give me Jared Wells? I'm not asking for some top tier loser here? Its just Jared Wells. Allow me to destroy someone worthwhile for a change. Is that so much to ask? Or are you guys so afraid of losing such an "amazing find" like the Rage o Fire? Can't you find three more dull hobos with lame shticks at the bus station?
Wait, I guess they already did that, and slapped the name Dakota on him so we might care. "OMG HES LIKE NEVADA EXCEPT DAKOTA! REMEMBER HOW COOL AND EXCITING NEVADA WAS! HE WAS JUST LIKE MAESLTROM EXCEPT NOT AS GOOD!" Wow. I'm sold. A Third generation Maelstrom. You must be AMAZING.
Then again, I guess Maelstrom wouldn't have so much focus put on his tight t-shirt in a promo meant for another man. Unless... well.
I look foward to hearing so much more from you Dakota. Perhaps next time you will expand on your baseball metaphors and describe how you will pitch a perfect game against me. Or maybe you will move on to football. Will this match be a touch down, or a field goal?
Or will I screw up and lead to your victory and this will just be a safety? Think of the possibilities.
Dakota, I'm sure someone of your family name hates being fodder. Hates being the next in line for a maiming. Maybe thats why you are so angry and intense. Who knows. But since the GLCW refuses to throw a game opponent my way it seems I will have to make do with you.
Maybe I shouldn't look at this as a burden either. Instead, it is a chance to end the world's suffering from such dull commentary from you Dakota. So keep telling us how you aren't hear to make friends, how you aren't dull as dirt, how angry and intense you are, it's just not going to make much of a difference in the end.
Afterall..
I slayed Nevada, I'll slay his shadow.
(Fade out)
(Cue up "Just Gimme Some Truth" by John Lennon.)
(Fade into the Jobber's Whitelandia compound. Cut to the living room, etc, etc, and so forth.)
The Jobber: You took the words right out of my mouth. Not only that, you took the words out of my mouth and kept talking... and talking... and talking. Not as long winded as old Nevada, but still quite wordy. I guess in your family quanity means quality, so whoever talks more fights better. I guess that would be a good sign, since I beat Nevada and he talked twenty times more than you did. Looking at you so far, I'd wager its not an even incline either, probably exponential. That puts you quite far behind old Nevada in the talent department. So drink some water, and just keep talking, it can't be too hard. Being boring windbag is in your blood my boy.
I must confess, at first I thought you were a joke. You sounded like what I had heard so many times from Abel Wicks regarding Nevada Smith's goofy name. "Nebraska Jones" or something. So when I see I'm facing Dakota Smith... well what the hell kind of name is that? Isn't Nevada Smith enough of a goofy name for this family?
Maybe your parents just hate you. And they have so many reasons to do so.
You claim I hate Nevada, I hate your organization, and that I seemingly hate more people than the KKK. It's just not true. I just honestly don't care. I didn't have a clue who you were simply because I couldn't be concerned with sticking around to find out what happens that doesn't concern me. Why should I have some prying interest into the happenings outside my sphere of influene here? Nevada bored me enough as it was, I certaintly wouldn't plan on sticking around to see a Smith named after an even worse state than Nevada.
You do seem to have some rage issues that tie into a confidence problem. Perhaps being named after such a 46th rate state like the Dakotas is somehow responsible? I don't really care about the rumors swirling around you that you are some untalented hack who is riding on Nevada's coat tails. Although I must wonder why an untalented hack like Nevada ever had the influence to allow someone to ride on his coatails, but there's no accounting for bad taste, I guess.
So instead you just ##### ##### ##### about how you aren't getting any preferencial treatment, when no one cares. All I'm concerned with is how GLCW decides to again toss me what I didn't ask for. Is it so hard to give me Jared Wells? I'm not asking for some top tier loser here? Its just Jared Wells. Allow me to destroy someone worthwhile for a change. Is that so much to ask? Or are you guys so afraid of losing such an "amazing find" like the Rage o Fire? Can't you find three more dull hobos with lame shticks at the bus station?
Wait, I guess they already did that, and slapped the name Dakota on him so we might care. "OMG HES LIKE NEVADA EXCEPT DAKOTA! REMEMBER HOW COOL AND EXCITING NEVADA WAS! HE WAS JUST LIKE MAESLTROM EXCEPT NOT AS GOOD!" Wow. I'm sold. A Third generation Maelstrom. You must be AMAZING.
Then again, I guess Maelstrom wouldn't have so much focus put on his tight t-shirt in a promo meant for another man. Unless... well.
I look foward to hearing so much more from you Dakota. Perhaps next time you will expand on your baseball metaphors and describe how you will pitch a perfect game against me. Or maybe you will move on to football. Will this match be a touch down, or a field goal?
Or will I screw up and lead to your victory and this will just be a safety? Think of the possibilities.
Dakota, I'm sure someone of your family name hates being fodder. Hates being the next in line for a maiming. Maybe thats why you are so angry and intense. Who knows. But since the GLCW refuses to throw a game opponent my way it seems I will have to make do with you.
Maybe I shouldn't look at this as a burden either. Instead, it is a chance to end the world's suffering from such dull commentary from you Dakota. So keep telling us how you aren't hear to make friends, how you aren't dull as dirt, how angry and intense you are, it's just not going to make much of a difference in the end.
Afterall..
I slayed Nevada, I'll slay his shadow.
(Fade out)