Happy New Year
FADE IN.
Open to the inside of an aircraft of some sort. Clearly not a spaceship or a dirigible, so don't be a smartass. It's a private jet, but the details of such are neither apparent or necessary. More to the point, CSWA UNIFIED World Champion Dan Ryan is sitting in a large leather chair peering through sunglasses out his nearby window, a drink in hand.
He reaches out, adjusting the lens of the camera in the panel in front of him and clears his throat.
DAN RYAN: It's good to be home.
Isn't that what everyone says when they return to some place or another after a long absence? There, that's your token acknowledgement that I spent a good amount of time working in Greensboro. Let's not belabor the point though. I'm not the kind of guy who pretends like something is more than it is, so I won't be made to sit here and shill for anyone.
The truth of the matter is that I am the CSWA UNIFIED World Champion. I earned that championship in the ring on two separate occasions. I also earned the CSWA World Championship on another occasion. Furthermore, I have never lost any of those championships in the ring.... EVER.
The board stripped me of the World Championship the first time... for.... what was the reason again?? Does anyone even remember? You were there, Joey. You can remind everyone.
The second time, the UNIFIED title was simply dropped out into the ether because of ownership squabbles which didn't allow the company to book shows. So be it.
I'm the UNIFIED World Champion for a second time now, and I'm being told that this time it will be different. I know, the faces are different, but still familiar. I apologize for my less than warm demeanor at Winter Wonderland, and I direct this to Paul, Ivy, and even you Teri.... but I've been working for the last year. I've been WORKING.
For all the talk about my commitment to defending my championship and 'doing business', I would like to point out that all of you are imminently aware of my contractual obligations elsewhere, and chose to make things difficult. I don't know that it was intentional. Maybe you were all so caught up in making this reboot happen that you didn't pay attention to anything going on outside your bubble. I would suggest that the two of you have been in this business for far too long and are far too intelligent to not know better. Still, it's over, so I don't really care.
I made my appearance at the show and I defended the championship. If you know anything about me, and you should by now, you know that I have always said what I would do and then followed through. I will continue to defend the CSWA UNIFIED World Championship at any time and in any place, so long as it does not conflict with my contractual obligations. In return, I expect a certain amount of consideration for the way that I have continued to support this company, even when it did not necessarily deserve support.
As long as I feel that consideration, I will do business the way it should be done.
I trust that I don't need to qualify that statement with a 'if not...' statement behind it.
Paul.... Ivy, we've had good personal relationships for a long time, but let's not mix business with personal matters. I expect the respect I'm owed. It's really that simple.
Versus is on the 11th. I think this time.... you might check with my people on my availability before advertising my presence. Assuming all is well, I'll be happy to discuss these matters further at that date.
Ryan reaches forward and presses something on the panel and the screen goes blank.
FIN.