RE: House of a 1,000 Corpses
(OORP: Z, please forgive me on this one, I had all intentions of RPing, but I haven't gotten my Computer to work til now.)
(Fadein, Jacksonville, North Carolina, inside of an anonymous museum of Art. Down the hall, walking toward the camera, is Cameron Cruise, dressed in black jeans and a shirt stating "Pissing of the entire planet...one person at a time.)
Cruise: "Blah, blah, blah. I've heard it before Reaver. Mr. Highlight reel. Whatever. You sit here and tell me that you've been brought up by such greats as 'The Enforcer', as 'Iron Shiek', as Eli Flair, as Whinnie the Pooh, Frankenstein's assistent Igor, Pippi Longstocking, yet everytime I hear about you, you end up pissing ALL OVER ALL of them.
Yes, Pippi Longstocking too.
Get my Metallica song ready? Get my little 'shitty' move 'Shipwrecked' ready? Big talk for someone barely coming back to reality after getting hit with it.
Do me a favor Reaver.
Knock it off.
This isn't YOUR federation. You don't own it, and you obviously never will. Besides which, unless you failed to mention it to anyone, from what I understand, you were on the up-and-ups abit yourself too, trying to talk with Merritt or get noticed with your little nintendo magazine.
I went to SCW, because Ed Brown offered me a contract, nothing more. The fact that I left and walked out on it, is irrelevant Reaver, but because it's you, I'll break it down. I don't like, nor never did like the direction I was going. As far as Marla Canon...
(Cruise smirks)
As least I can say I GOT SOME. Oh wait...you're on the defensive aren't you? That would mean youre a....(GASP!!!!)
The HUMAN HORROR FILM IS A VIRGIN!!!!
Get a life....KID. Because the fact of the matter is, if you can't beat me by anything else other than the past, than when you least expect it....WHAM. You're going to get a reality check, that I *KNOW*, you won't like.
(Cruise stops...scratches his head, and talks to one of the interns down the hall.)
CC: Sally? Do you have any CDs? You do? Great, and you play as many Heavy metal and Rock songs you can, within the next ten minutes?
(fade)