Ross
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Handler Information
Name: Ross
Email Address: rossuron@hotmail.com
Best Way to Contact You: In order from most used to least used; Facebook Messenger App, Email, Forum PM
eWrestling Experience: On and off for roughly 13 years
How did you find DEFIANCE? Referral
Are you willing to write matches? Yes
Writing Sample
The Interview
Malak Garland power strutted down the ceramic tiled halls of the Defiance Wrestling headquarters building. He thought it was just okay looking, but he couldn't be bogged down by any of the small details because he was too busy paying real attention to what mattered most; his phone.
"Like, like, unlike, like... wait. Who posts a picture of their dog wearing pajamas? Comment on that... what a hideous puppy, I hope it gets hit by a bus annnnnnnd post," Malak muttered to himself.
He scuffed his feet on the floor as his text neck was on full social display. Little did he realize that there were people bustling all around him.
"Excuse me, are you Malak Garland?" A soft voice rang.
Malak gazed upward in near pain as his neck had to readjust. He noticed a small woman standing in front of him with a clipboard in hand.
"What's it to ya if I am?" He snarked back.
The woman nervously gulped.
"Well... it's just... you're turn to interview now," She said with a tremble in her voice and finger extended to the door at the end of the hall.
"Cool," He replied with half interest and half disdain.
Malak slouched back over his phone as he made his way to the door.
"Status update... just at Defiance Wrestling... ready for my close up... front desk lady is a skizz, LOL annnnnnd post," He whispered.
Malak entered the large cathedral like office. He wasn't intimated by the mahogany desk, the plethora of gold pens or the gargoyle statutes surrounding the fireplace at all. If anything, he enjoyed any display of bravado-ism. He sat in one of the cushiest pleather chairs he could find, all the while still texting. Finally, a presumed Defiance executive took their place behind the big, bold desk. Malak heard a voice directed towards him but he was too busy posting comments on ViewMe to care. Only once the voice died down did Malak finally lift his head to speak.
"Look person, I'm on a schedule so I will make it simple for you," Malak started, "What is the darkest, seediest place on the internet? The comments section. It is where morals and values go to die. Basically, picture me like a walking, breathing, speaking version of that. I'm unabashedly crude and I don't care who I shred apart as long as I get my 15 minutes of fame. Oh, and I'm looking to recruit as many keyboard warriors to join my cause as possible. Sound entertaining enough for you? Thought so... and just remember; there's always something to be said in the comments section."
The wink nearly sealed the deal as Malak ended up leaving the office that day with a fabled handshake and a Defiance Wrestling contract.
Wrestler(s) Information
Stable / Tag Team Name: Comments Section
Ring Name: Malak Garland
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Hailing From: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Alignment: Heel
Theme Song: TBD
DOB: June 19, 1999
Ring Name: Cyrus Bates
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 240 lbs.
Hailing From: Fort Worth, Texas
Alignment: Heel
Theme Song: TBD
DOB: October 20, 1990
Ring Name: Teresa Ames
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 126 lbs.
Hailing From: Joliet, Illinois
Alignment: Heel
Theme Song: TBD
DOB: April 4, 1995
Biography: Malak Garland grew up in a town where not much took place. He was often left to his own devices to find entertainment sources, which ultimately led him to the underbelly of the internet. He soon noticed his trolling abilities were unmatched and allowed his addiction of upsetting people online to fuel his passion to pursue a career in entertainment. Cyrus Bates was a former powerlifter until his integrity came into question. Devastatingly hurt over certain allegations, Bates turned to social media platforms on the internet to prove his innocence. Instead, he became consumed with derogatory bashing back and forth. Teresa Ames was the quiet girl growing up in rural Illinois until one day, she discovered she could say anything she wanted to, unfiltered, on the internet. Now, her actual voice is as loud and brash as her unapologetic virtual one.
Gimmick: The single most important question one person can ever ask is; what is the most dangerous place on the internet? The answer? The comments section. This is where the darkest, seediest, most morally depraved individuals flock to shred anything and everything to pieces. This is what caused three otherwise seemingly ordinary members of society to band together and create the group simply known as the Comments Section. There is always a comment to be made by this relentless, unfiltered, rude, and arrogant band of snowflake generation representatives. In fact, it is their goal to complain about everything and recruit as many keyboard warriors as possible.
Wrestling Style: Malak provides the dash while Cyrus provides the smash. While Teresa is predominantly the valet or manager, her unabashedly crude attacking style comes out the odd time she decides to enter the squared circle. They tend to produce relatively generic offensive tactics otherwise.
Three Weaknesses:
-Overly arrogant
-Easily distracted by their smartphones
-Underestimates everyone
Three Strengths:
-Complains about everything
-Can keep track of multiple text threads at once
-Perfect combination of grace and power when everyone works together
MOVESET
Ten regular moveset moves:
-Vertical suplex
-Double clothesline
-Backbreaker
-Reverse DDT
-Dragon screw
-Fury punches
-Leg trip
-Face slap
-Jawbreaker
-Texting break
2-5 trademark moves:
- #nofilter (Taking a selfie with downed opponent)
- Say Hello To Block (Malak ducks out of the way and opponent runs into Cryus' chest)
- Unliked, unfollowed, unfriended (Comments Section member disgraces opponent in corner by taunting, bullying, laughing and poking)
- Pile On (Either the two male members or in some cases all three members literally jump on top of their opponent in a pinning effort as to symbolize they are personally attacking their opponent in the comments section)
- Comment Submission (Figure 4 Leg Lock while Comments Section member verbally berates opponent)
1 Finishing Move:
#ohmygoshyoulostsosadlol (Pumphandle DDT)
Name: Ross
Email Address: rossuron@hotmail.com
Best Way to Contact You: In order from most used to least used; Facebook Messenger App, Email, Forum PM
eWrestling Experience: On and off for roughly 13 years
How did you find DEFIANCE? Referral
Are you willing to write matches? Yes
Writing Sample
The Interview
Malak Garland power strutted down the ceramic tiled halls of the Defiance Wrestling headquarters building. He thought it was just okay looking, but he couldn't be bogged down by any of the small details because he was too busy paying real attention to what mattered most; his phone.
"Like, like, unlike, like... wait. Who posts a picture of their dog wearing pajamas? Comment on that... what a hideous puppy, I hope it gets hit by a bus annnnnnnd post," Malak muttered to himself.
He scuffed his feet on the floor as his text neck was on full social display. Little did he realize that there were people bustling all around him.
"Excuse me, are you Malak Garland?" A soft voice rang.
Malak gazed upward in near pain as his neck had to readjust. He noticed a small woman standing in front of him with a clipboard in hand.
"What's it to ya if I am?" He snarked back.
The woman nervously gulped.
"Well... it's just... you're turn to interview now," She said with a tremble in her voice and finger extended to the door at the end of the hall.
"Cool," He replied with half interest and half disdain.
Malak slouched back over his phone as he made his way to the door.
"Status update... just at Defiance Wrestling... ready for my close up... front desk lady is a skizz, LOL annnnnnd post," He whispered.
Malak entered the large cathedral like office. He wasn't intimated by the mahogany desk, the plethora of gold pens or the gargoyle statutes surrounding the fireplace at all. If anything, he enjoyed any display of bravado-ism. He sat in one of the cushiest pleather chairs he could find, all the while still texting. Finally, a presumed Defiance executive took their place behind the big, bold desk. Malak heard a voice directed towards him but he was too busy posting comments on ViewMe to care. Only once the voice died down did Malak finally lift his head to speak.
"Look person, I'm on a schedule so I will make it simple for you," Malak started, "What is the darkest, seediest place on the internet? The comments section. It is where morals and values go to die. Basically, picture me like a walking, breathing, speaking version of that. I'm unabashedly crude and I don't care who I shred apart as long as I get my 15 minutes of fame. Oh, and I'm looking to recruit as many keyboard warriors to join my cause as possible. Sound entertaining enough for you? Thought so... and just remember; there's always something to be said in the comments section."
The wink nearly sealed the deal as Malak ended up leaving the office that day with a fabled handshake and a Defiance Wrestling contract.
Wrestler(s) Information
Stable / Tag Team Name: Comments Section
Ring Name: Malak Garland
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Hailing From: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Alignment: Heel
Theme Song: TBD
DOB: June 19, 1999
Ring Name: Cyrus Bates
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 240 lbs.
Hailing From: Fort Worth, Texas
Alignment: Heel
Theme Song: TBD
DOB: October 20, 1990
Ring Name: Teresa Ames
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 126 lbs.
Hailing From: Joliet, Illinois
Alignment: Heel
Theme Song: TBD
DOB: April 4, 1995
Biography: Malak Garland grew up in a town where not much took place. He was often left to his own devices to find entertainment sources, which ultimately led him to the underbelly of the internet. He soon noticed his trolling abilities were unmatched and allowed his addiction of upsetting people online to fuel his passion to pursue a career in entertainment. Cyrus Bates was a former powerlifter until his integrity came into question. Devastatingly hurt over certain allegations, Bates turned to social media platforms on the internet to prove his innocence. Instead, he became consumed with derogatory bashing back and forth. Teresa Ames was the quiet girl growing up in rural Illinois until one day, she discovered she could say anything she wanted to, unfiltered, on the internet. Now, her actual voice is as loud and brash as her unapologetic virtual one.
Gimmick: The single most important question one person can ever ask is; what is the most dangerous place on the internet? The answer? The comments section. This is where the darkest, seediest, most morally depraved individuals flock to shred anything and everything to pieces. This is what caused three otherwise seemingly ordinary members of society to band together and create the group simply known as the Comments Section. There is always a comment to be made by this relentless, unfiltered, rude, and arrogant band of snowflake generation representatives. In fact, it is their goal to complain about everything and recruit as many keyboard warriors as possible.
Wrestling Style: Malak provides the dash while Cyrus provides the smash. While Teresa is predominantly the valet or manager, her unabashedly crude attacking style comes out the odd time she decides to enter the squared circle. They tend to produce relatively generic offensive tactics otherwise.
Three Weaknesses:
-Overly arrogant
-Easily distracted by their smartphones
-Underestimates everyone
Three Strengths:
-Complains about everything
-Can keep track of multiple text threads at once
-Perfect combination of grace and power when everyone works together
MOVESET
Ten regular moveset moves:
-Vertical suplex
-Double clothesline
-Backbreaker
-Reverse DDT
-Dragon screw
-Fury punches
-Leg trip
-Face slap
-Jawbreaker
-Texting break
2-5 trademark moves:
- #nofilter (Taking a selfie with downed opponent)
- Say Hello To Block (Malak ducks out of the way and opponent runs into Cryus' chest)
- Unliked, unfollowed, unfriended (Comments Section member disgraces opponent in corner by taunting, bullying, laughing and poking)
- Pile On (Either the two male members or in some cases all three members literally jump on top of their opponent in a pinning effort as to symbolize they are personally attacking their opponent in the comments section)
- Comment Submission (Figure 4 Leg Lock while Comments Section member verbally berates opponent)
1 Finishing Move:
#ohmygoshyoulostsosadlol (Pumphandle DDT)
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