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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
(BACKSTAGE IN THE CORRIDOR OF THE WFW DRESSING ROOM)
BLACK ROSE: SHAWN HART! Damn it, I don’t think he heard me. Holly, be a dear and go chase him down. I am smoker, I don’t run.
(Holly grabs Shawn Hart by the arm and leads him back to Black Rose)
BLACK ROSE: Shawn Hart... you've been dropping in on WFW stars left and right for the past couple months as Bartleby, wreaking havoc along with Scotty Michaels all over the roster. Now that you've been revealed, why did you take on the mask, what is your relationship with Michaels, and what is in the cards for the two of you from here on?
(The Phenom stops, pats Rose on the shoulder, and lays it down.)
HART: Mr. Rose, what we've got here in the WFW is organized sport. In organized sport, there's gotta be a level playing field. Plug that one into the old Pythagorean Theorem and the solution to the problem was having that field leveled at Bartleby's hands. From now on, all things being even, fair's fair and the FUN BUS is good to go. As for our ingenius plans and diabolical schemes...
(Suddenly, the infamous EL SEGUNDO steps into the scene in an Armani suit.)
SEGUNDO: As your accountant, I advise you not to divulge the secret plans.
BLACK ROSE: Excuse me?
HART: I've been advised not to comment sir, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Vaya con Dios... and stay tuned, Felix.
(BROADCAST BOOTH)
BRANDON JACOBS: Gideon pulled off an impressive victory over Doe, but it is time to switch gears for a second and talk about our next match, Mike Lane will go one on one with Golem in what should be a hell of a brawl.
JONATHAN MARX: Golem is a hell of a wrestler to go with his brawling ability. He can mix it up with the best of them. Plus he is coming off that huge win in the four way match at WWF Pandamonium.
VIC WATERS: Mike Lane had that really impressive over Zach Roseman who took the beating of his life and may never be healthy enough to return again to the squared circle in WFW.
JONATHAN MARX: That is what really bothers me about Mike Lane, sure he is tough and he is going to be a force in WFW once he gets going, but he has absolutely no respect for his opponents. He just doesn’t want to beat his opponents, he wants to maim them for kicks.
BRANDON JACOBS: There are certainly people who believe that you have to kill people in order to get their attention. Mike Lane does things the way Mike Lane wants to do them.
VIC WATERS: Why shouldn’t he? He is a millionaire several times over which shows that he knows what he is doing.
JONATHAN MARX: Well, if he doesn’t take Golem seriously, he is going to dig himself a hole which he will never be able to get out of. Golem has traveled the world and has faced the best wrestling has had to offer and he has always been a factor.
BRANDON JACOBS: The time for talking is over, lets send this one down to ringside and get this one underway!
(CUEUP: “Nasty Ho" by Nuerotic Outsiders)
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, A WWL Legend and one of the toughest man in all of wrestling, from Braintree, Massachusetts, MIKE LANE!
::Mike Lane comes down to the ring with a look of apathy on his face as comes down to a mixture of boos and cheers and enters the ring::
(CUEUP: “The Day The World Went Away” by Nine Inch Nails)
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, who has competed every where from the IWF to the FWF bringing terror into the hearts of men, from Death Valley, California…. GOLEM!
::Golem walks down to the crowd to a big ovation from the crowd and enters the ring::
.*bell rings*
BRANDON JACOBS: There is the bell and Golem is circling Lane. Golem extends his arms out for Lane to lock up and Lane just walks away.
JONATHAN MARX: Lane looks like he doesn’t even want to be here today.
BRANDON JACOBS: This crowd is booing Lane and Lane turns towards the crowd and tells them to shut up causing them to boo even louder.
VIC WATERS: Mike Lane should just go home if these fans are going to be disrespectful.
JONATHAN MARX: Disrespectful? It is Lane who is being disrespectful towards Golem.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM BLINDSIDES LANE FROM THE SIDE AND LANE GOES DOWN! Lane is trying to get up…. GOLEM WINDS UP AND HE SENDS LANE BACK DOWN WITH A DISCUS ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE!
VIC WATERS: Good lord, he could have taken out a few teeth with that shot.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem grabs the arm of Lane and he locks on a Fujiwara armbar!
JONATHAN MARX: This is a smart move by Golem, Lane isn’t going to be able to mix it up later if he only has one arm.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane is caught like a mouse in a trap and he is trying to get over towards the ropes.
JONATHAN MARX: Lane is trying his best not to show it, but by just looking at Lane’s face, you can see how much pain he is in.
VIC WATERS: Lane is much too far from the ropes. He is never going to break out of this way.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref is going down to check to see if Mike Lane wants to give up or not but Lane is refusing to give…. GOLEM HOLDS ON TO LANE’S ARM WITH ONE HAND AND REACHES BACK TO GRAB THE ROPES FOR ADDITIONAL LEVERAGE!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem is trying to separate Lane’s arm from his shoulder the way he is going right here.
VIC WATERS: Golem is trying to find a way to extend that arm even more, you rarely see people do that these days. Just shows the technician that he is.
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref turns back to Golem and Golem lets go before the ref sees he. He just got away with one right there.
VIC WATERS: Win, lose, but always cheat…
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS ASKING THE REF TO CHECK ON LANE AGAIN!
VIC WATERS: Speaking of cheating…
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref goes to check Lane again…. GOLEM GRABS THE ROPES AGAIN FOR ADDITIONAL LEVERAGE AND LANE IS SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF! He might be able to get the submission here!
JONATHAN MARX: Lane is too tough of a wrestler ever to submit, he would pass out or let himself get injured before he let the other wrestler have the satisfaction of hearing those words.
VIC WATERS: Ref! TURN AROUND DAMNIT!
BRANDON JACOBS: The ref looks towards the ropes… THIS TIME HE CATCHES GOLEM AND THE REF GETS UP AND HE IS ADMINISTRATING A FIVE COUNT FOR GOLEM TO BREAK THE HOLD!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem is trying to milk this for all it is worth.
VIC WATERS: Break it you filthy cheater!
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF IS COUNTING! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! GOLEM BREAKS RIGHT BEFORE THE FIVE!
JONATHAN MARX: You are in no position to be calling anyone a cheater Vic, you make Pete Rose blush.
BRANDON JACOBS: The referee is telling Golem to back off and let Lane have some room to get up.
JONATHAN MARX: He should just rush right in and pop him up before he has the chance to get up.
BRANDON JACOBS: It looks like Golem is giving Lane a chance to get up and he is clutching that right shoulder. Lane looks ticked.
JONATHAN MARX: You can’t take people lightly in WFW or it comes back to bite you in the behind because of the competition level here.
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE CHARGES AT GOLEM AND HE STARTS THROWING PUNCHES AT HIM WITH HIS LEFT HAND!
VIC WATERS: Lane is gifted, he can beat the crap out of someone with both hands.
JONATHAN MARX: Lane has gotten in several good shots!
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS BEING BACK OFF! WAIT, GOLEM KNEELIFTS LANE RIGHT IN THE FACE AND LANE WAS CLOCKED BY THAT SHOT!
JONATHAN MARX: Lane was momentarily distracted by the pain in his arm and that is all it took for Golem to deliver his blow.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM PICKS UP LANE…. BIG SHOULDER BEAKER ON THAT INJURED RIGHT SHOULDER OF LANE!
VIC WATERS: DAMN!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem is systematically taking him apart.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS GOING FOR THE COVER! 1--------------------------------------------2--------------------------------- LANE MANAGES TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!
JONATHAN MARX: By making him kick out of pinfalls, Golem is making Lane hurt himself even more so it is a hell of a strategy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem gets up quickly…. HE DROPS THE KNEE RIGHT ONTO THE SHOULDER OF THE LANE! HE GETS UP… AND HE DROPS ANOTHER!
VIC WATERS: Lane has to get out of this ring or get away from this attack or he is going to find himself on the losing end of this match.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS GOING FOR ANOTHER PINFALL ATTEMPT! The ref goes down for the count! 1------------------------------------------------------2----------------------------- LANE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!
JONATHAN MARX: You can tell he tried to kick out there but he couldn’t so he had to resort to the old foot on the ropes to keep himself alive.
VIC WATERS: Golem isn’t going to make that same mistake twice though.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM PICKS UP LANE OFF THE MAT AND HE DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! He is picking him up for a Death Valley Driver!
VIC WATERS: This could be devastating.
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem is lifting him up…. NO! GOLEM LOSES HIS GRIP AND LANE FALLS BEHIND HIM ON HIS FEET! LANE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND NAILS GOLEM WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Golem drops down to his knees!
JONATHAN MARX: Golem didn’t lose his grip, Lane was fighting him and Lane somehow managed to get out of that despite all the abuse he has taken so far.
VIC WATERS: Golem looks like he has been knocked loopy.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane puts Golem in a front face lock… HE PICKS UP GOLEM IN THE AIR IN A CRADLE AND DRIVES HIM DOWN HEAD FIRST TO PILEDRIVE HIM INTO MAT!
JONATHAN MARX: While Lane had the lock on with his right arm, he was using his left arm to do the lifting which is why he was able to do that move.
VIC WATERS: It is payback time!
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane is picking Golem up off the mat and he hooks a waistlock on from behind….
JONATHAN MARX: If Lane wants to pull this off, he is going have to throw Golem on an angle to avoid hurting himself or otherwise this is just downright foolish.
VIC WATERS: Lane can take an incredible amount of pain, he is willing to do anything he needs to do to get the job done.
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX GOLEM HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!
JONATHAN MARX: What a throw by Lane…
VIC WATERS: Lane may have over compensated there.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane is grabbing his shoulder and he is crawling over to Golem to make the pin…
JONATHAN MARX: If you notice, Lane didn’t do his customary kip up on that German suplex. He must be in a hell of amount of pain.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE REF GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1--------------------------------------2---------------------------- GOLEM KICKS OUT!
VIC WATERS: He almost had him. He is 1999 away from winning this match.
JONATHAN MARX: I agree, he needs to finish this off and quickly.
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE PICKS UP GOLEM AND HE IS HOOKING THE ARMS! HE IS GOING FOR THE 1999!
VIC WATERS: This should finish Golem once and for all.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS FIGHTING THE HOLD…. HE BACK BODY DROPS LANE ONTO THE REFEREE!
JONATHAN MARX: That referee just got pancaked!
VIC WATERS: The ref cushioned Lane’s fall so he didn’t take the full effect of the backdrop.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM CHARGES MIKE LANE…. MIKE LANE KICKS GOLEM IN THE MIDSECTION AND HOOKS THE ARMS! 1999!
VIC WATERS: 1999! 1999! 1999!
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE IS GOING FOR THE COVER BUT THE REFEREE IS DOWN!
VIC WATERS: That ref is playing possum! This is simply more bias towards Lane!
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane is cursing at the ref to get up and make the count already… LANE IS GETTING UP AND HE IS TRYING TO WAKE UP THE REFEREE! The ref seems to be finally coming around.
JONATHAN MARX: Lane showing a blatant disrespect by man handling of the referee.
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane makes the cover on Golem again! The ref goes down for the count! 1-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------------------------------------------- OH MY GOD! GOLEM KICKED OUT!
VIC WATERS: Are you kidding me?! My ninty five year old grandmother can count faster than that.
JONATHAN MARX: The referee is still feeling the ill effects of Lane landing on him after the backdrop.
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE PICKS UP THE REFEREE OFF THE MAT AND STARTS ARGUING WITH HIM!
JONATHAN MARX: This serves absolutely no purpose, the referee isn’t going to change his call.
VIC WATERS: Well he should…
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS CRAWLING TOWARDS LANE FROM BEHIND…
VIC WATERS: DAMN IT! Turn around before you get rolled up!
BRANDON JACOB: GOLEM COMES FROM BEHIND AND TRIES TO ROLL UP LANE… LANE GRABS THE REFEREE AND HE FLIPS UP AND OVER GOLEM AND LANE AND CRASHES DOWN ON HIS HEAD!
JONATHAN MARX: GOLEM COULD HAVE HAD HIM IF IT WASN’T FOR LANE GRABBING THE REF!
VIC WATERS: We lose more referees that way…
BRANDON JACOBS: Golem lets go of the roll up AND HE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY LANE! GOLEM LOCKS ON A FULL NELSON FROM BEHIND AND SUPLEXES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
VIC WATERS: I don’t think Golem connected fully on the full nelson suplex because Lane is already moving
JONATHAN MARX: Golem has changed the momentum of the match, he needs to wake up the referee if he has a chance to win this.
BRANDON JACOBS: That is exactly what Golem is doing… he is trying to wake up the referee!
VIC WATERS: LOOK! LANE HAS ROLLED HIMSELF TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE IS TRYING TO PULL A CHAIR AWAY FROM A FEISTY LITTLE OLD LADY!
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE AND STEALS THE CHAIR AWAY!
JONATHAN MARX: That is despicable!
VIC WATERS: These DC senior citizens are tough… lets hope she wasn’t packing.
BRANDON JACOBS: GOLEM IS STILL TRYING TO WAKE UP THE REFEREE! He seems like he is coming too…. Lane rolls into the ring from behind with the chair…
JONATHAN MARX: GOLEM! TURN AROUND!
BRANDON JACOBS: Lane taps Golem on the shoulder… LANE BLASTS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!
JONATHAN MARX: THE REFEREE SAW IT! HE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!
BRANDON JACOBS: HE CALLED FOR THE DQ AND NOW LANE IS ASSAULTING THE REFEREE WITH THE CHAIR AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!
JONATHAN MARX: This is uncalled for!
RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match by disqualification….. GOLEM!
*bell ring repeatedly*
VIC WATERS: Golem doesn’t look like a winner right now.
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE PICKS GOLEM UP OFF THE MAT….. HE DELIVERS A 1999! Now Lane is going back to the referee… HE IS TRYING THE CHOKE THE REF AND THE REF IS GASPING FOR AIR!
JONATHAN MARX: HERE COMES SECURITY!
BRANDON JACOBS: LANE LOOKS LIKE HE IS THOROUGHLY ENJOYING HIMSELF! Good god, enough already!
VIC WATERS: The lesson we learned today here kids is, don’t slow count Mike Lane.
BRANDON JACOBS: THE SECURITY IS GATHERING AROUND MIKE LANE AND THEY ARE TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF! Mike Lane finally lets go of the bloody referee and he is finally leaving the ring.
JONATHAN MARX: Thank god…
VIC WATERS: Lane seems like he likes to hurt people. He is very dangerous man.
BRANDON JACOBS: FOLKS, WE HAVE TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK AND HOPEFULLY BY THEN WE WILL HAVE THIS ALL CLEARED UP! When we comeback, Scotty Michaels vs. Larry Tact. Vs. Anarky….. STAY TUNED!