Restoring Order To Chaos
* Cameron Cruise RP#2 for C06.
"You are just a SIMPLE creature, aren't you Chaos??"
(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of a NEW ERA backdrop. Dressed in blue jeans and a blue New Era T-shirt with matching Anarchy-style shades, Cruise shakes his head.)
CRUISE: Gunnery Sergeant Hartmen in this situation probably said it best: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
Seriously, I mean do you even think about what comes out of your mouth or is there no filter to the bullshit??
No, you can't call me "Cam", irritant. Larry is able to only by the allowed-and-reasonable-basis that we shared a past history; we've "spilled blood in the same mud". We've been on the same side of the ring and fought assholes that actually DESERVED the beatings we gave them, but then we've also taken down ignorant punks like YOU down a peg as well, even if they didn't deserve the time it took to do so.
I don't like you simply because you're a MORON.
As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't matter if those people call you "Monster'd" or "Look Ma...a TURD!!"...as far as I'm concerned, you're a Seven-foot-tall pile of SHIT.
Sure, Astros was down, Fanatic, E, but the fact is Chaos...you became the biggest MORON in the company when you did what you did; leaving and eliminating yourself like that was about the most retarded thing I'd ever SEEN.
But no Chaos, I'm not jealous.
Being jealous of you actually means that I'd be coming down to YOUR level, you see, because I AM better than you.
I've held more trophies and more Championships than you could even COUNT, and being that you're an idiot anyway for doing what you did at Battle Brawl 3...that says ALOT.
Understand this Chaos, any moron can swing a chair at another man.
Any idiot savant can lift an unsuspecting-slash-half-conscious-dummy and powerbomb him through a table; clearly you've demonstrated that by "winning" the PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme Championship four times.
The fact is this repetitive though, Chaos: Much like "Tom Highway" in Heartbreak Ridge, I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together.
So telling me about your time with Jennifer Harding doesn't exactly phase me.
If you have options, Chaos, you'd have more things accomplished by now than just a multi-time title holder from swinging bats, canes and chairs.
Yeah, it stings alittle that out of three times I've competed in Battle Brawl and three times....I didn't pull out the win.
I didn't win the Battle Brawl Cup.
But you know...that's okay because at least I can say I've DONE IT.
You've had more time in this company than *I* have and it took you barely THIS LONG to get into your FIRST one.
You should've done the smart thing, Chaos, and TOSS THOSE SORRY EXCUSES OUT!!!
But you didn't.
And that makes you a TOOL.
You wanna be a Legend, Chaos??
Then MAKE the fact.
I'll give you this...the next time Battle Brawl comes around, sure...they might talk about how you walked out. That's not exactly a normal thing to do when a prestigious title is on the line, muchless a shot at the New Era Championship.
But a year from now...at Battle Brawl 4....they'll be talking about how you're the bumbling IDIOT that COULD'VE won the match...but didn't.
Instead, everyone's gonna talk about how E won the match and scored the shot. Now believe me when I tell you...as much as that stings for me to say...
Men like myself, Tact, even Shawn Hart and Marx...
That's all we're gonna remember.
That's all we're gonna care about.
People never care about the short-term effects of an event, Chaos, only the long-term.
And you, much like your pathetic excuse for a career...are a SHORT-TERM.
Now, while I don't have the Cup to my resume...the fact is that I ALREADY have a shot at the New Era title. I could face the New Era Champion at the very NEXT Cyberstrike if I want.
And that means even if you "beat" me this week.
In all honesty, I could be a jerk and make note that by your self-elimination at Battle Brawl...you LOST.
You start all over again.
But there's one variable that you can't seem to shake, Chaos, and that's being overconfident.
And there's nothing I love more in this business next to BEING in it, than exposing that very fault.
Yeah, Fanatic got one over on me before Battle Brawl. So what?? I never said I was perfect, Chaos, and believe it or not...neither are you. But I'll bust my ass in that ring to do whatever it is I can to come as close to it.
(He sighs and shrugs his shoulders)
But you color me a liar, Chaos...and say that I didn't pull it out against Fanatic and at Battlebrawl, my "reality checks as of late have been bouncing."
Look at it REALLY, Chaos.
I lasted longer in both matches than you probably have most your CAREER, hell, I've had more time on the toilet than you've had AIR time.
But you go ahead with you theory of logic.
Rail that broad RAGGED.
Run your mouth about Suicide.
All of it is going to prove nothing but motivation for me to yank your seven-foot-"MONSTER'D" ass down to the mat and either leave it there after a REALITY CHECK or leave it in traction by virtue of Cruise Control.
However, in the overall bigger picture...it doesn't matter.
Unlike YOU Chaos...I'm ready for Cyberstrike, I'm focused.
And once I take you down, believe me...the ten seconds it takes for me to leave the ring will be shorter than the time it took to prepare for this match, but I'll forever forget about you in the next five.
Because you're not great, compared to me...
(Cruise smirks)
...you're nothing, Chaos.
And that's a REALITY CHECK that you just...won't like.
FADEOUT
