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(Open to: The Moss Bay Event Center. Near capacity. A large projection screen hangs directly in front of the standard entrance way.
The house lights come down.
The screen is flooded with light.
The PA System cracks and comes to life in sync with the screen.
The crowd pops.
Cut to: Full Screen for television viewers. “Perfect Gentlemen” by Helloween fades as the transmission begins. The four sides of the metal chain link fence, that make up IWF's cage, have been fastened together and to the ring.
The number one contender, Perfection, awaits the arrival of the Emerald City Champion; Vizier ta Seti.
Donald Bell raises the microphone.)
Bell: His opponent; hailing from Giza, Egypt ... weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds, standing six foot three inches... the reigning IWF Emerald City Champion... Vizier ta Seti!
('Do You Call My Name' by RA hits the PA system, and the crowd comes to their feet with a loud pop. Seti steps out from behind the curtains in baggy black pants that dawn a gold Horus design and dusty worn boots. Every inch of exposed skin has been covered with thick black paint with the exception of his forehead which features an eight pointed star formed out of the void space. The Emerald City belt strapped tightly around his waist; his Mohawk stands high above his slickly shaved head.)
Creed: Once again folks; "The champ' is here..."
Anderson:You really can't think of anything else to say other than that every time? Bush league.
McGinnis: Indeed, Aaron. Vizier ta Seti looks just as focused as ever and I'd wager to say intends to retain his Emerald City Championship here in Seattle' crown jewel of venues.
Creed: My esteemed colleague, of course, referencing The Key Arena! The former home of the Seattle Supersonics and a bitter sweet tenure in the National Basketball League.
Anderson:Esteemed my ...
Creed: And we'd like to take a moment to thank all the fine viewers who decided to tune in for both; "Surge!" and Chain Reaction 9, were this will finally be aired for the public at large!
Anderson:This broadcaster? Who the hell are you Bob Costas? Dan Rather? Peter Jennings? Uh ... Cronkite?
(Set enters the cage and ring and ceremoniously hands the Emerald City belt over to Tony Daniels. Daniels holds it high above his head showing all four sides of the crowd the prize for victory. The title is handed out the door and it is then shut and locked.)
Creed: Here we go!
Anderson:Don't ignore me, Creed.
(Tony Daniels calls for the bell.)
McGinnis: There is the bell!
(Vizier ta Seti and Perfection square up and Seti calls for the test of strength. Perfection obliges but fires a quick leg into the gut of the champion.)
Creed: Cheap shot by Perfection!
Anderson:Cheap shot? That is a strategic maneuver if I have ever seen one!
(Perfection follows up with a heavy forearm to the neck of a doubled over Seti. Seti drops to one knee.)
Anderson:"The Champ is ..." down! See, Creed, that is how it's done. Homage, yet original.
Creed: Nice one, Terry.
McGinnis: Perfection appears to be extremely focused tonight and isn't going to let this opportunity pass him by; dropkick to the face of Seti!
(Seti falls backwards to the mat. Perfection hustles to his feet and approaches the champion.)
McGinnis: Perfection wasn't no time here, but it may be a bit early to go submission.
(Perfection contorts Seti's lower half and locks in a Boston crab.)
Anderson:Your crazy! That is a Perfect Crab! There is no ...
(Seti muscles his way out of the hold almost instantly.)
Creed: What was that, Terry?
Anderson:What? No, nothing... I think Guinness was saying something.
McGinnis: Seti, off to a rough start but now is back to his feet and looks more angry than anything!
(Seti measures Perfection as he scrambles to his feet. Perfection gets vertical and turns to face Seti.)
Creed: Spear! Vizier ta Seti mows down Perfection with a devastating spear!
McGinnis: This could be Seti's turning point after such a rough start here tonight.
(Seti is quick to his feet and drags Perfection by the hair with him. A quick shot to the face for good measure before he clenches his opponent around the waist.)
McGinnis: Gorgeous Belly to Belly Suplex from the reigning champion!
Creed: And I don't think he is done!
Anderson:Fan-boys.
Creed: Seti dragging Perfection from the mat once again. Perfection into the ropes!
McGinnis: Fury of the Fates!
(Perfection slingshots off the ropes and barely ducks the Clothesline From Hell.)
Anderson:Missed!
(He returns from the other side with a lot of speed and elevation that makes a Forearm Smash look more like a Flying
Crossbody.)
Creed: Caught!
McGinnis: And a vicious Power slam will give us our first pen attempt of the night.
Creed: And our first near fall. Kick out at two.
(Seti wastes no time arguing with referee Tony Daniels and returns to the offensive.)
Creed: Seti is more focused then ever here tonight!
Anderson:Get off it, Creed. We get it... you love yellow people!
(Seti pulls Perfection to his feet once again but is met with some resistance this time.)
Creed: Perfection throwing some heavy fists as he comes to his feet.
(The blows by Perfection ward off Seti long enough for the challenger to stand to his feet on his own free will. He continues the boxing clinic focusing on the face of champion momentarily.)
McGinnis: Blocked, and Seti returns fire!
Anderson:What the hell!?
McGinnis: Irish whip, and Perfection is sent for the ride!
Creed: Could this be the See No Evil?
(The screen goes dark and the house lights gradually restore to their full intensity. The crowd in attendance lets out a chorus of thunderous boo's and other choice words.
The screen rises slowly above the entrance way to reveal Art Mori with a "IWF" cuffed microphone in hand.)
Art Mori: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would first and foremost like to welcome you all to International Wrestling Federation's Ninth installment of Chain Reaction!
(Mixed reaction. Some still boo while others are suckered into the cheap pop.)
Art Mori: Secondly, I would like to express my sincerest apologies for the outcome of "Surge!" both as a live event and as an unfortunate televised timing mistake. As you've just witnessed, as promised, the Emerald City Championship match from that nights event will be broadcast here tonight on Chain Reaction!
(Still mixed but the balance is beginning to shift.)
Art Mori: A match and title of this magnitude deserves to be the main event, the mid-card, and the show opener! So tonight that is exactly what you will receive! Vizier ta Seti defending against Perfection in the Key Arena will air both live in the Moss Bay Event Center, as well on the live television broadcast on Chain Reaction!
(Yet again mixed crowd reaction. Although finally an even draw down the middle. The best Mori can hope for at this point.)
Art Mori: Without further ado, I turn the broadcast of now to the capable hands of Aarron Creed, Terry "The Idol" Anderson, and Brian ...
(Art is interrupted by Courtney Paz's voice thundering over the public address system although not yet in sight.)
Courtney Paz: Hold it!
(Courtney Paz steps through the curtain wielding a second microphone sans the decorative cuff.)
Courtney Paz: That's it? The Minstrel attempted to hang Go-Go Spectacular in the middle of the ring, Terry Anderson provided an underage Kerry Kuroyama with alcohol and the closest thing you gave the televised audience to the main event was a scuffle backstage and that's all you have to say about Surge!?
(Mori attempts to raise the microphone to his face but Paz continues before he can speak.)
Courtney Paz: Your mismanagement of this company never ceases to amaze me, Mori.
(Mori raises the microphone quickly and jumps in.)
Art Mori: Need I remind you Miss Paz; you ... much like all the talent in the IWF, are under my employ?
Courtney Paz: Need I remind ... YOU, Art; I'm am under direct contract of Chairman Cho and his silent partner. I do not answer to you nor anyone else below Chairman Cho! I was sent here to ensure you did not squander your brother-in-laws' investment!
(Mori, again, raises the microphone to rebut Paz's comments only to be cut off.)
Courtney Paz: You may stand idly by and take no action, Art. I cannot. When Cho starts demanding answers I cannot and will not survive your incompetence and constant mismanagement! I was sent here to do a job and I will see it through.
(Paz storms off, back through the curtain, and out of sight. Mori stands on the ramp way stunned momentarily before pulling it together enough to stagger through an introduction to the traditional show open.)
Art Mori: Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to Chain Reaction NINE!
(Cut to: Video package.)
The house lights come down.
The screen is flooded with light.
The PA System cracks and comes to life in sync with the screen.
The crowd pops.
Cut to: Full Screen for television viewers. “Perfect Gentlemen” by Helloween fades as the transmission begins. The four sides of the metal chain link fence, that make up IWF's cage, have been fastened together and to the ring.
The number one contender, Perfection, awaits the arrival of the Emerald City Champion; Vizier ta Seti.
Donald Bell raises the microphone.)
Bell: His opponent; hailing from Giza, Egypt ... weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds, standing six foot three inches... the reigning IWF Emerald City Champion... Vizier ta Seti!
('Do You Call My Name' by RA hits the PA system, and the crowd comes to their feet with a loud pop. Seti steps out from behind the curtains in baggy black pants that dawn a gold Horus design and dusty worn boots. Every inch of exposed skin has been covered with thick black paint with the exception of his forehead which features an eight pointed star formed out of the void space. The Emerald City belt strapped tightly around his waist; his Mohawk stands high above his slickly shaved head.)
Creed: Once again folks; "The champ' is here..."
Anderson:You really can't think of anything else to say other than that every time? Bush league.
McGinnis: Indeed, Aaron. Vizier ta Seti looks just as focused as ever and I'd wager to say intends to retain his Emerald City Championship here in Seattle' crown jewel of venues.
Creed: My esteemed colleague, of course, referencing The Key Arena! The former home of the Seattle Supersonics and a bitter sweet tenure in the National Basketball League.
Anderson:Esteemed my ...
Creed: And we'd like to take a moment to thank all the fine viewers who decided to tune in for both; "Surge!" and Chain Reaction 9, were this will finally be aired for the public at large!
Anderson:This broadcaster? Who the hell are you Bob Costas? Dan Rather? Peter Jennings? Uh ... Cronkite?
(Set enters the cage and ring and ceremoniously hands the Emerald City belt over to Tony Daniels. Daniels holds it high above his head showing all four sides of the crowd the prize for victory. The title is handed out the door and it is then shut and locked.)
Creed: Here we go!
Anderson:Don't ignore me, Creed.
(Tony Daniels calls for the bell.)
McGinnis: There is the bell!
(Vizier ta Seti and Perfection square up and Seti calls for the test of strength. Perfection obliges but fires a quick leg into the gut of the champion.)
Creed: Cheap shot by Perfection!
Anderson:Cheap shot? That is a strategic maneuver if I have ever seen one!
(Perfection follows up with a heavy forearm to the neck of a doubled over Seti. Seti drops to one knee.)
Anderson:"The Champ is ..." down! See, Creed, that is how it's done. Homage, yet original.
Creed: Nice one, Terry.
McGinnis: Perfection appears to be extremely focused tonight and isn't going to let this opportunity pass him by; dropkick to the face of Seti!
(Seti falls backwards to the mat. Perfection hustles to his feet and approaches the champion.)
McGinnis: Perfection wasn't no time here, but it may be a bit early to go submission.
(Perfection contorts Seti's lower half and locks in a Boston crab.)
Anderson:Your crazy! That is a Perfect Crab! There is no ...
(Seti muscles his way out of the hold almost instantly.)
Creed: What was that, Terry?
Anderson:What? No, nothing... I think Guinness was saying something.
McGinnis: Seti, off to a rough start but now is back to his feet and looks more angry than anything!
(Seti measures Perfection as he scrambles to his feet. Perfection gets vertical and turns to face Seti.)
Creed: Spear! Vizier ta Seti mows down Perfection with a devastating spear!
McGinnis: This could be Seti's turning point after such a rough start here tonight.
(Seti is quick to his feet and drags Perfection by the hair with him. A quick shot to the face for good measure before he clenches his opponent around the waist.)
McGinnis: Gorgeous Belly to Belly Suplex from the reigning champion!
Creed: And I don't think he is done!
Anderson:Fan-boys.
Creed: Seti dragging Perfection from the mat once again. Perfection into the ropes!
McGinnis: Fury of the Fates!
(Perfection slingshots off the ropes and barely ducks the Clothesline From Hell.)
Anderson:Missed!
(He returns from the other side with a lot of speed and elevation that makes a Forearm Smash look more like a Flying
Crossbody.)
Creed: Caught!
McGinnis: And a vicious Power slam will give us our first pen attempt of the night.
Creed: And our first near fall. Kick out at two.
(Seti wastes no time arguing with referee Tony Daniels and returns to the offensive.)
Creed: Seti is more focused then ever here tonight!
Anderson:Get off it, Creed. We get it... you love yellow people!
(Seti pulls Perfection to his feet once again but is met with some resistance this time.)
Creed: Perfection throwing some heavy fists as he comes to his feet.
(The blows by Perfection ward off Seti long enough for the challenger to stand to his feet on his own free will. He continues the boxing clinic focusing on the face of champion momentarily.)
McGinnis: Blocked, and Seti returns fire!
Anderson:What the hell!?
McGinnis: Irish whip, and Perfection is sent for the ride!
Creed: Could this be the See No Evil?
(The screen goes dark and the house lights gradually restore to their full intensity. The crowd in attendance lets out a chorus of thunderous boo's and other choice words.
The screen rises slowly above the entrance way to reveal Art Mori with a "IWF" cuffed microphone in hand.)
Art Mori: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would first and foremost like to welcome you all to International Wrestling Federation's Ninth installment of Chain Reaction!
(Mixed reaction. Some still boo while others are suckered into the cheap pop.)
Art Mori: Secondly, I would like to express my sincerest apologies for the outcome of "Surge!" both as a live event and as an unfortunate televised timing mistake. As you've just witnessed, as promised, the Emerald City Championship match from that nights event will be broadcast here tonight on Chain Reaction!
(Still mixed but the balance is beginning to shift.)
Art Mori: A match and title of this magnitude deserves to be the main event, the mid-card, and the show opener! So tonight that is exactly what you will receive! Vizier ta Seti defending against Perfection in the Key Arena will air both live in the Moss Bay Event Center, as well on the live television broadcast on Chain Reaction!
(Yet again mixed crowd reaction. Although finally an even draw down the middle. The best Mori can hope for at this point.)
Art Mori: Without further ado, I turn the broadcast of now to the capable hands of Aarron Creed, Terry "The Idol" Anderson, and Brian ...
(Art is interrupted by Courtney Paz's voice thundering over the public address system although not yet in sight.)
Courtney Paz: Hold it!
(Courtney Paz steps through the curtain wielding a second microphone sans the decorative cuff.)
Courtney Paz: That's it? The Minstrel attempted to hang Go-Go Spectacular in the middle of the ring, Terry Anderson provided an underage Kerry Kuroyama with alcohol and the closest thing you gave the televised audience to the main event was a scuffle backstage and that's all you have to say about Surge!?
(Mori attempts to raise the microphone to his face but Paz continues before he can speak.)
Courtney Paz: Your mismanagement of this company never ceases to amaze me, Mori.
(Mori raises the microphone quickly and jumps in.)
Art Mori: Need I remind you Miss Paz; you ... much like all the talent in the IWF, are under my employ?
Courtney Paz: Need I remind ... YOU, Art; I'm am under direct contract of Chairman Cho and his silent partner. I do not answer to you nor anyone else below Chairman Cho! I was sent here to ensure you did not squander your brother-in-laws' investment!
(Mori, again, raises the microphone to rebut Paz's comments only to be cut off.)
Courtney Paz: You may stand idly by and take no action, Art. I cannot. When Cho starts demanding answers I cannot and will not survive your incompetence and constant mismanagement! I was sent here to do a job and I will see it through.
(Paz storms off, back through the curtain, and out of sight. Mori stands on the ramp way stunned momentarily before pulling it together enough to stagger through an introduction to the traditional show open.)
Art Mori: Ladies and Gentleman, Welcome to Chain Reaction NINE!
(Cut to: Video package.)
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