No Place Like Home, Part IX (Stratego)
"Court' I'm back. You up?" Scott called out as he stepped in Courtney's small apartment. He dropped his gym bag and made his way to the kitchen and started his post-gym ritual. "Courtney?”
"Scotty? Is that you?" Courtney called out timidly over the screeching of the shower as she twisted the worn out knobs off.
"Yeah it’s me!" Scott shouted back as he settled into the couch in front of the television and began flipping channels. Courtney finished up her shower, wrapped herself and her hair each in a towel and walked into the living room to see Scott sprawled out on the couch feverishly mashing at the remote control.
"Comfortable?" she asks Scott; her tone implying that she didn't appreciate his sweaty gyms clothes on her couch nor his tennis shoes on her coffee table. Scott was oblivious to this fact.
Between gulps of protein shake he managed to belch out a reply; "You ever notice how sporadic the schedule for The Fuse is?"
"Actually yeah … I have.” Courtney replies as the thought hits her for the first time. “I don't have a clue when it comes on or what channel to be honest. It must be a pill to work with that Anderson." Courtney responds. Scott acknowledges her with a polite chuckle muzzled by the cup jammed against his face as he coaxes the last bit of protein laced sludge from the bottom.
Courtney sits down on the opposite end of the couch, gets comfortable and takes this opportunity to nudge Scott toward taking the next step in their relatively recently reunited relationship. "Hey, umm... Have you giving anymore thought to moving in? You've slept here the past week and most of the week before. I think it just makes sense babe."
"Well," Scott stalls, "I've thought about it some. It's been hectic lately, you know that." Scott retreats and continues to deflect the issue as goes to the kitchen. "I have this re-match coming up and you know as well as I do I have to win this one. No room for mistakes."
His tone and overall attempt to change the subject didn't escape Courtney. She saw right through it but decided to roll with the punches for the time being. "I know babe. It's an important match. I get that. So what's the plan?"
"Same as it ever was. Stay focused, train hard and just go in there and get it done like I have a hundred times before.” Scott tells her as he plops back down on the couch.
Courtney adjusts her position after being disrupted by Scott’s apparent need to go high risk just to have a seat. She gets comfortable again and asks, "Is there anything special you could be doing? I don't know like training somehow in a specific way to face Kuroyama?"
Scott bursts into laughter, "What like take a class in how to reverse his signature holds?"
Courtney doesn't get the joke. "Yeah, I don’t see why not?"
"Sure thing..." Scott tries to contain himself, "I'll just head down to the Dojo and see if ol' Frank what's his face will give me a private lesson."
“Frank? Kuroyama’s sensei?” Courtney slowly caught on. “Well, granted, that is out of the question assuming Mr. Ares is a man of at least some integrity… but I think it’s still a sound idea.” Courtney reaches for the laptop from the coffee table. “What’s his go to?”
“What are you gonna do babe? Google it?” Scott asks laughing.
Courtney opens up her laptop and powers it up.
Scott continues flipping through the channels and launches into self serving sermon, “I love your enthusiasm … but I’ll save you the time. His specialty or go to, if that’s what you want to call it, is the Kuroyama Driver. A move almost as complex as the incredibly inventive name I assume his father’s … father’s uncle’s aunt gave it.” Scott pauses for the laugh. He doesn’t receive one. “It’s nothing more than the Emerald Flowsion. Great move, right? Right. Until you add the useless pump handle to the front of it. I’m getting a drink, you want one?”
Courtney closes her computer, mostly out of spite, and asks, “No, I’m fine… So then how do you reverse, or avoid it … oh wise one?”
Scott gets a kick out of Courtney’s smugness, and mostly out of spite as well, continues. “I was getting there. Slow down Google.”
Courtney rolls her eyes.
“As I was saying, the Emerald Flowsion on its own is pretty decent move. It employees the same intent as The Sub Pop; drop the son of a ***** on his head. Although, I feel it’s worth mentioning, the Fisherman Suplex method of deployment for said head dropping … is much more effective.” Scott banters on.
“Wait, why is that Tenay?” Courtney asks snidely.
“Good reference.” Scott quickly commends her before moving on. “That’s simple. The Flowsion drives the man’s head into the mat while you’re falling with him… and at best he is coming down from hip height. Granted you’re in pretty good position for the pin but if it does what it is supposed to that shouldn’t even matter.”
Courtney interrupts, “That sounds effective though. Why is your soooooo much better?”
“Patience women. Patience.” Scott laughs, “Ok, so … The Flowsion is using the combined body weight, albeit lacking the necessary height to achieve maximum velocity, to create a damaging impact. Sound idea but why not use gravity to bolster the overall intended effect? I’m putting their head at shoulder height and the mass of their weight above my head. In this position they fall further, a foot or two … but further … and I use the added height to increase fall speed which of course in turn lends to the overall velocity achieved.” Scott pauses to silently gloat as Courtney sorts out the logistics in her head.
“Ok … but” Courtney begins, but is interrupted.
“Oh I’m not done … not by a long shot baby. You’ve also got to take into consideration how much of this impact after a long, assumingly hard fought, match you yourself are going to take. I take a bump, smack the matt under my own weight, yes but, the majority of the blow is directed all to the side of which some poor bastards head resides. With the Flowsion … you take a considerable amount that impact yourself.”
Courtney starts to get frustrated with Scott’s condescending tone. “Ok fine. Let’s assume your physics are correct. You still haven’t made it to the real point of this verbal workout you’re so enthralled with giving yourself.”
Scott reaches for Courtney’s cigarettes on the coffee table and lights up. He takes a drag and exhales and he tells her, “Well, and that takes us back to the incredibly useless addition to an otherwise sufficient move; Pump Handle mount. He might as well lean down and tell you he is about to take it home. Punch drunk, asleep on your feet, groggy … whatever if the dumbass puts your hand between your own legs, at the very least fall down. It’s a huge red flag that would wake anyone up … you can see it coming from a mile away.”
“Ha! But that is how you can avoid it. How can you reverse it in the off chance you find yourself going for a ride? That’s what they say right? Going for a ride?” Courtney excitedly retorts.
Scott, feeling as if he has already bested Courtney, soaks in his victory with a smirk. “Really Court’? Where is he going to put you?” Courtney attempts to answer but is drowned out by Scott, “On. His. Shoulder! Exactly. At worst slide off behind him, drop kick the knees, and … I don’t know, uh bulldog! Or drop kick him in the back of the head. Victors choice.”
“At best?” Courtney asks.
Scott thinks for a second, “On your way down, hook the neck; Inverted DDT. One, two, three. See I got this, you don’t need to Google anything and I certainly don’t need to sit here going over and over in my head what I might or could …” Scott pauses and realizes who really won this cold war of wits. “Ok … alright. You got me. That was good.”
Courtney takes her victory with a bit of candor and chooses not to rub it in Scott face … too much. “I never was going to Google anything. I just got the computer out to look up the Fuse. It’s an internet show by the way. Still though … odd schedule.”