Throwing you under the bus
(FADEIN: Doc Silver standing in front of a church. Doc is wearing a "God Told me to hate YOU Betty Bowers T-Shirt, and his trademark sweatpants.)
DOC: THIS is all NEW has to offer us? A guy giving us a giant discription of the cross. Who CARES?! I mean, yeah, being stuck on a cross hurts, big deal. You're not tacking me up on a cross, so why should I care about it? Really, I mean, about the only thing worse then being stuck on the cross would be listening to you talk about it. You're so mindnumbingly useless it makes my head hurt. I mean, really, what do you have going for yourself, a chunk of worthless tin from one of the most corrupt organizations in the history of wrestling.
The cross killed Jesus, wanna know why? Because he was just a man, all this bible thumping is foolish, everything you have to say about it is a blind fool speaking of what he can see, of a man so lost he can't ever be found.
You would say the same of me, that my lack of faith, lack of God makes me lost, but who in the end suffers? Me, who lives my life as I wish, or you, one forced to obey the whims of a non-existant being who sets his will against nature, who forces you to defy your humanity, and wrote a book with so many flaws, lies, and contradictions that it's a wonder anyone can believe it.
And you are one such fool...Cross, let make this clear here...I'm not coming to NEW to make friends or to make you look good, I came here to RULE it...And you're in the way...(Smiles) you'll be ot of the way shortly, because in NEW...I AM GOD...(FADEOUT)