(fade in: a close up of Nikolai Ash’s face, his hair is combed, and he is sporting a five o’clock shadow on his square jaw. You are so close you can almost feel his exhales. As the camera begins to zoom out we see Ash sitting in the same ancestral rocking chair he was once before.)
hmmm… Mr. Cruise, it is wonderful that after such a long wait, you’ve finally come to talk to me.. or at least take yourself away from watching A Charlie Brown Christmas. Hopefully, Snoopy and the gang will not miss you? ::chuckles:: It is yes..promo time, time for you to spray your incredulous saliva onto the television monitors. You seem very skeptical, about me, and my talents, that may be why I am so bored.. that and the wait I had to endure this past week. Like most wrestlers, you will sit and make accusations ..or claims ..or whatever about how wonderful you are, and how I will “perish” in the ring with you.. that’s so very comical. Most wrestlers never take the time to watch others in the ring, scope out their charisma, their stamina, their ability… most will sit and babble on about nonsense, making claims that are false.. that have no baking what-so-ever. How is it possible? No one really knows… but you are just the same. You are another pompous, run-of-the-mill, jackass.
::takes a sip of water and clears his throat::
see, what you do not understand is.. I never claimed I was better… I just happened to play on your weaknesses, you just happen to believe it was bashing… but it was quite the other way around my friend. Your mind may have played tricks on you, your subconscious and conscious conspiring against your cerebellum. Now you may have been proving yourself, but you’ve only been proving something to yourself, not the fans… or anyone else of importance… why is that? Well.. possibly because you’ve never been able to grab the crowds attention because of your lack of flare and charisma.
Sir…or sirs, however many multi-facetted personalities you poses.. you can tell me all you wish, that does not prove any more to me, than does your inadequate silence.. For you may wish for me to knock off my incessant guffawing and slander towards you and any other GLCW wrestler… but it is my job here… possibly a duty sent from the hand of God himself to exasperate the feelings of all the humans I can. Simply put… for all you imbeciles, I am here to annoy you… and bother you, and let you see you for the mistakes and scum’s of the Earth you truly are. :
auses to collect his thoughts:: I’ve taken a few hours, to ponder your thoughts and have laid to rest any suspicion of a challenge.
Or… who knows.. I could be wrong and you could turn out to be the greatest challenge of my short career, but.. on second though, I’m hardly ever wrong.. see you on a fortnight sir.
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