Cameron Cruise vs. Kin Hiroshi
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* CLOSEUP: A framed $100 bill. ZOOM OUT: Kin Hiroshi sits in a leather recliner, sipping cognac and smoking a cigar. *
KIN HIROSHI: That, right there, is the easiest money that anyone has ever made off Joey Melton. Well, besides that schmuck that keeps feeding him penicillin. I mean, who are we kidding, you're just prolonging the inevitable, man.
Sure, I might have snuckered poor Joey out of the money, and out of the match, but I was brilliant.
Nothing short of genius.
On my way home I got a phone call: Kin Hiroshi v. Cameron Cruise. I just about died.
When am I going to get to wrestle someone new in EPW? Huh?
Melton, Cruise, Hiroshi. Hiroshi, Melton, Cruise. Cruise, Hiroshi, Melton.
It's the same old song and dance, just switching up partners and going from a tango to a waltz. And what for?
Because I "sabotaged" a dead tag-team? Until there is hard proof on what happened, the Cameron Cruise Project's death was NOT my doing.
Hell, what do I have to gain by it?
Cameron Cruise is one of my oldest and dearest friends! Look who I coat-tail everywhere. It's a sure thing: Cruise shows up, climbs the corporate ladder, mentions "I know a guy who's got some talent", I show up, I push push push Cameron to the top!
Not because I have to, but because I want to. Hell, I may have not been anything without Cameron: he helped me get my first win in the United States back in our EWI days.
I've partied throughout the world with him and Kevin Powers. We've drank, we've smoked, we've slept, and we've cuddled. After all, those coach seats on SouthWest Airlines are cramped...
Cameron, don't think about this match as anything short of another great opportunity to help out a friend! See, while you have your hands busy digging for titles, I'm still trying to get a foothold in EPW; struggling for my slice of the pie.
You deserve all the success that I've given...err...that you've earned. After all, I'm no Joey Melton, but I did help you beat him! Remember that?!? When we tagged together and beat Joey.
Oh man! That was awesome! Think about the places you're going, and what it would mean to me if you could help me out, just one more time.
Hit up my cell, I'll be down at the internet cafe logging into MySpace.
** FADE TO BLACK **
KIN HIROSHI: That, right there, is the easiest money that anyone has ever made off Joey Melton. Well, besides that schmuck that keeps feeding him penicillin. I mean, who are we kidding, you're just prolonging the inevitable, man.
Sure, I might have snuckered poor Joey out of the money, and out of the match, but I was brilliant.
Nothing short of genius.
On my way home I got a phone call: Kin Hiroshi v. Cameron Cruise. I just about died.
When am I going to get to wrestle someone new in EPW? Huh?
Melton, Cruise, Hiroshi. Hiroshi, Melton, Cruise. Cruise, Hiroshi, Melton.
It's the same old song and dance, just switching up partners and going from a tango to a waltz. And what for?
Because I "sabotaged" a dead tag-team? Until there is hard proof on what happened, the Cameron Cruise Project's death was NOT my doing.
Hell, what do I have to gain by it?
Cameron Cruise is one of my oldest and dearest friends! Look who I coat-tail everywhere. It's a sure thing: Cruise shows up, climbs the corporate ladder, mentions "I know a guy who's got some talent", I show up, I push push push Cameron to the top!
Not because I have to, but because I want to. Hell, I may have not been anything without Cameron: he helped me get my first win in the United States back in our EWI days.
I've partied throughout the world with him and Kevin Powers. We've drank, we've smoked, we've slept, and we've cuddled. After all, those coach seats on SouthWest Airlines are cramped...
Cameron, don't think about this match as anything short of another great opportunity to help out a friend! See, while you have your hands busy digging for titles, I'm still trying to get a foothold in EPW; struggling for my slice of the pie.
You deserve all the success that I've given...err...that you've earned. After all, I'm no Joey Melton, but I did help you beat him! Remember that?!? When we tagged together and beat Joey.
Oh man! That was awesome! Think about the places you're going, and what it would mean to me if you could help me out, just one more time.
Hit up my cell, I'll be down at the internet cafe logging into MySpace.
** FADE TO BLACK **
TSiegel
I spoil things.
"Wait a second...HOOOOOOOLLLLLDD you're horses there, Thunder."
(Fadein, Cruise on the back of a horse on an unnamed ranch as the horse rears back asecond, giving Cruise the much UN-needed practice of holding onto the saddle with one hand.)
CRUISE (At first to the horse, then back to the camera.): I didn't exactly mean you, but the pose was a nice touch.
Kin, let's not get your "Edible muffins" as you like to market them on the internet...in a twist.
We tagged ONE time as of late against the 'Maniacs and while it WAS COOL....
I'm the one who shut his trap and put him in his place back at the last pay per view. He even had Adrien Evens and the REFEREE try to screw me over, and were you there? Nope, but let's not make this out for what you might think it to be....
I didn't want ANYONE'S help, not even my own wife's, so let's remember that one next time, hmmm??
Either way though, Kin....appearances and dark matches be damned....we both know you can wrestle, and that the ability in you is by no means lacking.
That's why if someone needs that extra talent....that extra DRAW....someone who can provide some *******ED EXCITEMENT...
I put you're name in every time. Not because Joey's busy doin' the Hustle for highschool look-a-like's of the Olson Twins as first impressions...
Hell, that's normal for him on a Friday Night.
But because you've EARNED it, Kin.
But you're right, pal...we've had some wild times up an' down the business, which I guess would go with out saying...YES...I DO know the Muffin Man.
But don't think for one second that just because I get you a job that you can get one over on me.
If almost ten years and trips all around the world with Melton have taught me ANYTHING....
You earn you're own keep around here, bud.
So let's do the boss a favore Kin.
I've proved that I'm worth every red cent to step into that ring and perform.
I know for a fact that you can do the same with minimal faults.
Why don't we give 'em a show that the boss won't have a problem shelling out a Christmas bonus for??
I sure as heck will, and believe me Kin...if I suspect for one SECOND...that you're slackin'...
(Cruise makes a fist and glances down at it as Cruise smiles.)
Well...you know....
(Fadeout as Cruise gives a yell to the horse as he rides on out.)
(Fadein, Cruise on the back of a horse on an unnamed ranch as the horse rears back asecond, giving Cruise the much UN-needed practice of holding onto the saddle with one hand.)
CRUISE (At first to the horse, then back to the camera.): I didn't exactly mean you, but the pose was a nice touch.
Kin, let's not get your "Edible muffins" as you like to market them on the internet...in a twist.
We tagged ONE time as of late against the 'Maniacs and while it WAS COOL....
I'm the one who shut his trap and put him in his place back at the last pay per view. He even had Adrien Evens and the REFEREE try to screw me over, and were you there? Nope, but let's not make this out for what you might think it to be....
I didn't want ANYONE'S help, not even my own wife's, so let's remember that one next time, hmmm??
Either way though, Kin....appearances and dark matches be damned....we both know you can wrestle, and that the ability in you is by no means lacking.
That's why if someone needs that extra talent....that extra DRAW....someone who can provide some *******ED EXCITEMENT...
I put you're name in every time. Not because Joey's busy doin' the Hustle for highschool look-a-like's of the Olson Twins as first impressions...
Hell, that's normal for him on a Friday Night.
But because you've EARNED it, Kin.
But you're right, pal...we've had some wild times up an' down the business, which I guess would go with out saying...YES...I DO know the Muffin Man.
But don't think for one second that just because I get you a job that you can get one over on me.
If almost ten years and trips all around the world with Melton have taught me ANYTHING....
You earn you're own keep around here, bud.
So let's do the boss a favore Kin.
I've proved that I'm worth every red cent to step into that ring and perform.
I know for a fact that you can do the same with minimal faults.
Why don't we give 'em a show that the boss won't have a problem shelling out a Christmas bonus for??
I sure as heck will, and believe me Kin...if I suspect for one SECOND...that you're slackin'...
(Cruise makes a fist and glances down at it as Cruise smiles.)
Well...you know....
(Fadeout as Cruise gives a yell to the horse as he rides on out.)